


You see a dog, a piglet and a weirdo come out of a portal.
The dog: hey who the biscuits are u 2?
The weirdo: name's Mike and this is George
George: Oink! ((translation: yes))
The Dog: name's bandit.
Mike: nice to meet you bandit. Now George where are we?
George: Oink. oink?((translation: idk. Maybe hell? ))
Mike: crap.
Mike sees your charector.
Mike: hey! Where are we and who are you?
What will you do?