Punk is so not even dead!
The polls are in! Thousands of "am I punk" scenarios have brought us the answer. Punk is not even dead! Literally impossible.
What is something so bonkers you saw, or even did, that single handedly brought Punkrock back to life?
Responses to peoples stories can only be variations of "ya right, poser."
I'll start. One time this guy was reving this dog up by not throwing the ball but faking it, that kind of shit. The dog let out one of those groan growls. Guy says "oh you think you can manipulate me, bitch. Nothing you do will get me to throw the damn ball." As the jerk stood there Doggins looks up at him and lunges at his junk, grabs a mouthful and holds. Jerk down on his back, steady screaming, thows the ball and Doggins let's go and chases the ball. Was absolutely hilarious. Jerk is holding himself still on his back swearing at Doggins. Doggins comes back to him and he rolls over to face her and she drops the ball infront of his face. Then does that growl taunt that dogs do when they want you to play. I had to physically put my veggie burger down so I could applaud.