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We're just simple Irish peasants haunting your phone Patrick. Explain it to us real simple like
u/MoonlitShrub — 11 days ago

Objectively true answers only. Jk I know this isn't something addressed in any book I've ever read (yet) (I'm writing one and farming you for ideas) just make something up that sounds cool and plausible. System f***ery is an acceptable but boring answer.