ONE FLEW OVER THE FWOOPER'S NEST

"Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."

It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a school of magic, and also a murderous, serial killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.

Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.

High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course, and is on a mission to expose her ersatz professor for his malingering.

Now updated with chapter 35 out of 53 and new, original cover art! Story updates EVERY Sunday and some Wednesdays!

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(Edit: Art is my own)