Thank Gawd 'In The Grey' didn't win the 5 times in a row vote
Because it was boooring. Most boring choices for the camera, most boring choices for the music, most boring voiceover (that feels like it goes for tens of minutes at a time)
I'm a big fan of Guy Ritchie's other failed franchise starters: Operation: Fortune - Ruse de Guerre & The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
But those films had oxygen in their chest & a beat in their heart
This film just felt like "paycheck, pleaaaase"
And no shame to the cast & crew. This is the most I've been disappointed with a Ritchie flick since Aladdin
If this was the winner for the 5 films in a row (and it nearly was), I would have been falling asleep by viewing 2 <-- which is also my rating. 2/5
My only happiness in seeing it today is it basically being free & there's now no chance of me spending money to watch it in the future
If you enjoyed the film, I am so sorry to yuck your yum and ignore me completely 🍸