u/MrNonanes

So, I'm heading in to pick up my special order. I'm a clairvoyant, so I say to my wife, "I wonder if we'll play the stupid pickup game this time."
Sure enough, I go to the collections desk, and I'm told "you need to go to special orders." I say to them, "every time I do that they walk me back here to collect the order." "You need to go to special orders."
I go down there, and as usual there's nobody there. I trail back up the front to ask at the entrance. "Oh, it's a public holiday, so nobody's there today."
I eventually collect my order at the collections desk, where I went to start with.
What the fuck.