u/MrRaven95

Things are heating up.... hopefully it's the Premier multilaunch I think it is (based entirely on vibes and delusion, I have no inside info LOL).

New in-park signage.

When you call that number, you get this:

Howdy there, the name's Jasper Bunyon. Reckon I've beat y'all to the punch, 'cause I've just snapped a whole stretch of land outside of Crackaxle Canyon. Every dusty inch of it! chuckle Now, ya don't fret none, big things are brewin' - I'm building a brand new roadside attraction across from the best BBQ joint in town: Old Blues BBQ! MMMM MM MM! laugh Now, ya know that kinda place where folks be hittin' the brakes so hard you can smell the rubber? The quarry (views?), oddities, and a few of my, well, rare collections finally seein' the daylight again! Some of 'em have been locked away since the old mining days. Others? Well, uh... they tend to wander. Anyways, if you've heard the whispers of 2027? Let's just say the ground out here's been rumbling in ways it hadn't since the quarry shut down. Maybe it's the wind sneaking through the cracks; but maybe... it ain't. Now, what I can promise is an experience folks won't forget, even if they tried! And once it's ready, the only thing louder than the tall tales will be the scre-- uhh I- I mean cheers! laugh Now, if you're lookin' to be part of somethin' bigger than a Texas sunset, give ol' Jasper a ring back! Otherwise, I'll see you when the dust settles. Until then, keep your eyes peeled! Things out here like to... stare back.