u/MrTreezx

Review time. As a lemon terp lover I ended up grabbing a 7g bag of Lemon Razz by LowKey for $50.84 after tax. It’s a cross of Meat Breath and Macmosa.

Buds are dense and firm with almost no give to them. They’re sticky and resinous on the inside. It busts up into a fine grind that stays clumped together like kinetic sand. Oh, and before I forget, the biggest nug was 3.5g.

On the nose, it’s that classic sweet hazy lemon citrus zing. Smells basically like their Sage and Sour from the MTL side, lol. So if you’re into something like Cuban Linx or Sage and Sour, this should be right up your alley.

The sweet citrus lemon haze flavour comes through when smoking. It smokes smooth and tickles the back of the throat with big hauls. Terps last through to the end, but the last quarter can get a little resinous and hot on the throat.

This stuff is zany weed. Speed walking, twitch shooter on the couch, 5‑hour energy drink, workout, insomnia weed, lol. Don’t expect this to be heavy on the body or to knock you out at all. It’s very much uplifting and maybe antsy for some. It also tapers off with a good case of the munchies.

Overall, if you're into the lemon haze profile and an energetic, keep you moving daytime type of buzz, it’s a solid choice. Just don’t go in expecting any sort of couch‑lock, cause this ain’t it, lol.

Alright, alright, Happy Canada Day everyone 🥳 🇨🇦🍁🥌🦫

I picked up this 7 g bag for $67.23 after tax. It’s a rotational bag. This one has Head Hunter in it, which is a cross of Ice Cream Cake BX and Pablo’s Revenge. From what I gather, this stuff is packaged through the No Biggie Just Smalls team.

Buds feel fresh, solid, and squishy, with a little bit of bounce back. Some buds are squishier than others, so be delicate when you peel them apart. Some nugs break up like kinetic sand, some grind slightly fluffier, and those extra squishy nugs I mentioned sometimes get close to gumming up my grinder, so if your grinder’s teeth are a little gunked, I’d clean that up first.

This stuff tickles the nose. Good strong smell in the bag and out of the bag. The scent reminds me of lemon laundry detergent, but like the powdered stuff, lol. There’s a little pine there also. Flavour wise, the terps translate. Tasty on the inhale and exhale, smokes smooth, with a nice amount of smoke.

High wise, this is good Canada Day weed. Good for getting stoned and baked on the go. I wouldn’t worry about needing a nap, or trailing behind.

All in all I like this stuff. I’m not really sure who the Tiki Madman is, but whoever you are, keep it coming, lol.

Alright, I'll make this quick. Almost two weeks ago I snagged a 7 g bag of Crash Glow from Qwest for $42.93 after tax. It's a cross of Dayglow, Grape Pie, and Wedding Crashers F2.

The buds are firm and tight, with some bounce back to them. This stuff is very kiefy, stalk city with little trichome heads. It breaks up fluffier and flakier.

The nose is sour, funky, herbal, and a little sweet. It smokes smooth, it's creamy, and it tastes sweet. Figuratively speaking, I would say it's very vanilla, lol, like a subtle sugar cookie. Personally, I wouldn't describe this as fruity weed.

Effect wise it has me calm and relaxed, no antsiness to it, just a nice little zen.

This isn't "Yo, come check this out." weed, but all in all there really isn't anything here for me to be mad about, and at the same time there isn't really anything here for me to be excited about. This is just perfectly fine vanilla weed, which is okay, lol. Personally, I prefer Rocky Road but to each their own.

I do want to point out though that it's kind of funny how on the back label they have all this information listed, like its grow method, its dry method, its cure time, and even its hand packed package method, but for some reason they don't tell us how it's trimmed 🤖, lol.

All right, here’s another one. I love lemon and lime so I went with Simply Bare’s BC Organic Lime Drizzle. It’s a cross of Caviar Lime and PapayaDawg. For the 3.5 it rang me $48.58 after tax.

The label has the packaged date printed, but they left the harvest date off. With the harvest date missing, plus the touch of amber to its trichomes and the complexion of some of its buds, it has me thinking this wasn’t harvested recently. That being said, this stuff was definitely cured well and then stored properly. The buds are firm, soft, with a healthy bounce back. It has a good level of stickiness to it, grinds up fine, and dumps out clumped together like kinetic sand.

The nose on this stuff is loud. I’m not trying to sound like a parrot, but the info on their label is bang on. Lime, funk, gas. For me, up front, it’s a battle between the citrus lime and the funk, and I find the funk is kinda cheesy. It all smells nice.

Flavour wise, it’s terp forward, smokes smooth with a cool exhale. I’m getting the citrus and the gas, with the funky side more on the nose.

I was feeling pretty calm and relaxed after smoking. It was a good peaceful buzz. Admittedly though, I did smoke this stuff pretty quickly. The first night I almost smoked it all within the 2 hours I had to shower, cook, clean, and smoke before I had to go to bed, so your mileage may vary.

For all the lemon lime lovers out there, this is definitely a recommendation, but it’s just up to you to decide whether or not you want to pay the price of admission, cuz she’s a pretty hefty one, lol.

Did a random purchase and grabbed the East Coast Terpz rotational Small Batch Craft Whole Flower 3.5 bag for $37.84 tax in. The strain inside was Imperial Funk, which is a cross of GMO x First Class Funk.

The nose was pretty subtle. There was some funk and sourness, herbal notes, and a touch of citrus. Grinding it brought more of the scent out, but overall the nose was borderline mute.

The bag came with 3 nugs and just under a p2 of shake. The nug in the picture was a little over 2.5 g, and the two other nugs I smoked right away so I didn’t grab a picture of them. They were pretty straggly. All the weed was crispy and crunchy, you could break it up by rolling it between your fingers. Even though you could break it up that way, it would leave your fingers slightly sticky afterward.

This stuff smokes fairly smooth, but also fairly muted. It’s a mix of carbon and earthiness. It almost reminded me of smoking a cigarette again, lol, there’s just not much to it.

The high was there, I wouldn’t call it heavy. It was enjoyable enough.

Overall I don’t know what the fuck about this weed warrants the price that was slapped onto it. It’s just average shit. It screams bin weed to me, something old that’s been sitting around in storage waiting for someone to source it out.

Here we go. Nitty gritty.

Paid $38.41 after tax.
To me this stuff smelled cakey and sweet, but like a mellow sweet, kind of soft like sugar. Then after it was grinded, a little bit of that spice hit the nose.

As you can see, the buds are caked just like the smell. They felt bouncy, but also crispy to the snap, sticky and kiefy to the touch. Just all and everything all at once, lol.

It broke up on the fluffy and flakier side. From the grinder it dumps out in a clump with a kief dusting on top.

This stuff smoked differently joint to joint for me. Some joints were similar to its nose and smooth, and some were more earthy and piney with just a touch of harshness to the smoke. I’m thinking I needed to dial in my roll more to combat the mixed moisture and kief in the bud.

Overall I’d say it’s not a repeat, but I’m not mad at it.

Edit: Opps, I forgot to mention the buzz, lol.

It didn't have me feeling sleepy or active.

It was more of a chilling/ munching out buzz for me.

I’m not sure what’s happening, but whenever I go to scroll through a menu, regardless of which browser I’m using, every single dispensary is giving me this stuttering, stuck issue. Is this happening to anybody else?

If I touch outside of the menu I can move my screen, but as soon as I touch within the menu and try to scroll up and down, what you see in the video is what happens to me.