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Got this drop thing put all 400 drops in a monster this is brutal taste like straight weed will update with effects if I remember tonight If not I’ll update tomorrow

Ok before everyone slams me on how ugly my joints are (they’re functional), I just wanted to share with you my stash for the week. Not to show off or anything but I’m just genuinely happy that I’ve done from level 0 to Mega Evolution EX over the course of 7 years… I just dumped everything out on my tray and was amazed at myself and my personal journey. Just wished I had a photo of my first ever nug to do a side by side comparison… anyways a personal reflection moment. Please love, don’t hate.

Got it for $35.99.

No list of terpenes but standard 78% THC you see on most live resins.

I never tried jays distillate and I want to but I picked this up weeks ago on my monthly haul.

I'm not expecting much because it's a budget brand but I'll let you know how the taste and effects are.

Taste: like a lick of a cannabis taste. Just tastes like low quality weed and burns above 1.8 volts

Effects: non existent. I feel like nothing has changed and I'm not even hungry. No positive vibes. No small eyes. Nothing.

This is garbage and I will never buy it again -1 million/10

I mainly swap between 1964 and Tribal for live resin carts because with my experience with iris labs all of them have burnt on me despite having pretty solid live resin.

Blue dream is my usual daily if I don't have Cuban linx. First time trying the apples and bananas, it's really solid and very easy to vape. I have tried comatose as well and it is good but honestly not as good as this one. I can honestly say I prefer apples and bananas over blue dream. Hopefully it stays in stock at the dispensary I go to. I really wanna try their lemon diesel cart, hopefully I can find that soon.

39.86 after tax a solid 9.6/10

( I do have to baby this cart though because of the hardware )

Is there anybody out there?

I love the idea of flights. Not the ones in the sky, though we WILL be getting high. No, the ones you find in a bar or winery. Try a bunch of different things in a small amount, at a price intended to entice. It really helps with comparison. It's also a type of advertisement I can get behind, which is rare.

"C'mon! Try and get me to open my wallet if you can."

It always walks the true walk if you buy a larger version later as a result of the sneak peak. But, mostly, I just like trying stuff.

Anyway, I bought a pack of Simply Bare prerolls for the cottage (tasty, but ended up with several bad canoes while fishing and definitely not smoking in the aluminum boat...but that's another story). The little tin was labeled "Craft Flight" and it contained three different prerolls. There are no legal smoking lounges that offer a premium cannabis flight sadly. So my old friend Me is stepping up. I set up a more serious tasting flight than Big Brother allows. No law against me doing it. But I needed a focus and to focus. A direction to aim my efforts beyond "just keep sucking on that thing" or "point me at the sun." I have been enjoying the smell of my fingers lately, mostly smoking Simply Bare Froot Loopz. So I wanted to figure out what causes the smell and what other strains are similar, and why I get so randy when I smell that particular stickiness on my digits. Is it instinct over intellect? I decided it was maybe a "cherry" thing, so here we go.

The Great Cherry Strains of Summer Stravaganza '26

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Smell My Fingers

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Flight

Summary of strains and TLDR (HA!). If you are a squirrel, PLEASE DO NOT PROCEED PAST THE SCORES AND DICK PICS

1. Woody Nelson - Organic Lemon Cherry Pie 14g (Lemon Cherry Gelato x Georgia Pie)

Dark, purple, with great bag appeal. Mild berry and woody taste. Pleasant hybridish high, but after 6 solid joints I am calling it a bit harsh. Rosin press 26% yield, so that's amazing, but not crazy strong effects. Not a big bag of cherries. Sorry lovers. 7/10 for me.

2. Volo - Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato 3.5g

Smells more berry and Gelato than cherry with more gas after grinding. 10/10 visual appeal. Rosin press 20% yield with great berry eucalyptus taste and racy initial high. Very smooth joint. Menthol spice, a little like Cuban Lynx. Flavor is great past the halfway mark. Creeper high, but peaks very clean and focused. 8.5/10 Overall. Expensive.

3. Four 54 - Route 66 3.5g (Very Cherry x Notorious THC)

Nice big green dense frosty buds. Count looks small, but weight is fine. Amazing strange taste and smell. I think it is the Caryophyllene. Super tropical and natural smelling when ground. Med sticky. Great taste with a touch of acridness to the joint smoke. Not destructive, but really pleasant. 8/10 Overall. Refusing to press.

4. Blkmkt - Zoy Sauce 7g (Zushi x Lemon Cherry Gelato)

Smells like sour cherry whiskey without the booze. Cherry smell was strong when rolling but disappeared when smoking and just got salty. Feels indica hybrid. A bit dry, but still some moisture in the buds. Rosin smells more like soy sauce than cherry. Heavy hitter, yielding 18%. A bit salty tasting but killer bud. 8/10 for smokers, 7/10 for pressers

5. Blkmkt - GDP (Grand Daddy Purp) Cherry Soda 7g

Cheesy? Grapes. Salty. Smooth. Cotton head effects. Dark ass buds. Perfect moisture. Joint burned rough with dark ash and I struggled to finish. More physical and stoney high that builds. No cherry or soda, but tastes OK. Woody. Maybe cedar or balsam. Rosin yield was low at 15%, and repeated dabs produce almost no high, even when sober. Very strange. Do not really recommend, but she's certainly the purp. 2/10 for pressers. 4/10 for burners. 8.5/10 bag appeal at least from what I remember. Sadly I fucked up and this is the only one for which I don't seem to have a bud pic. I have failed you all.

6. Four 54 - Cherry Bang Bang (Cherry Cosmo x Red Runtz)

Cherry whiskey, sweet berry, candy. Spongy, tacky buds, with a yellow tinge. Buds have minimal stem. Sweet spice and minty skunk on grind. Smoke is amazing. Jammy, berry, citrus. Very strong full spectrum high. Go for it if you like to get fucked up. Rosin tastes like cherry halls without the menthol. Great stimulating effects. 9/10

7. Unit 15 - Black Cherry Soda (Black Dahlia x Ace of Spades)

Funky smell, like cherries in booze syrup plus tarragon. Kinda mint licorice, but also a bit grassy. Gas and funk increased when ground. Tastes less fruity, and more herbal. Black cherry cola or Dr. Pepper does appear in the last 1/3 of the joint actually...but only once it gets oily and sooty. Smooth and easy burn for most of the joint. Low yield on the rosin, at 16%, but it is strong as shit. I think it is the hardest hitting of the whole bunch. Tons of cherry and strawberry flavor and strong racy effects. Smokers 5/10. Rosin score difficult. No budget 9/10. Blue Collar 7.5/10

Bonus List of Cherryish Strains I've Tried (as though you needed more)

Unit 15 - Block Lobster (Blockberry x Blue Lobster) (see previous review)

Smells like cherry blossom candy, with similar dry toke.

Unit 15 - Autumn Sunset (Chimera#4xDipin Stix) (see previous review)

Berry and sage dry toke. Cherry Halls smell. Menthol cherry on the toke. Extract tastes like cherry cough syrup.

Northern Canna - Pineapple Bang (Pineapple Fruz x Wild Cherry) (see previous review)

Insane. Nuff said. Handling produces the cherry smell I'm looking for.

Simply Bare - Organic Fruit Loops (Blue Dream x White Widow) (review pending)

Fruity cherry fingers.

Simply Bare - Organic Plumz (see previous review)

Fermented fruity fingers. Not cherry exactly, but close to the handling smell I'm seeking.

Tribal - Neon Sunshine (no review)

More citrus, but definitely has a similar warmth and brightness to the finger funk.

OK. That's it for all you busy folk. Nothing but pure distilled Clam juice and meat. No shell. No vegetable base. No white wine sauce. No nugget potatoes. On your way now. Take your impatience with you.

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And breathe...one more. OK. For the rest of you guys and gals and others, please enjoy this bowl of delicious Clams and White Sauce. It took me a long time to make. Have a pee. Pour a glass or mug, pack the bowl, or spark up that J. Get comfy and settle in. Just going to go a bit deeper on my experience with the strains and throw in a few silly stories that came to mind while suffering through this experience for us all.

There is a bit of toilet humour. You have been notified.

I once did a Scotch flight of my choosing for my birthday at a speakeasy in Vancouver City. The offer was that she would pay half of whatever I wanted...no limit. She may have started to regret the offer about halfway through. I sampled over 20 (some only half-measures), including a 40$ shot. Almost 400$ in and I wasn't even wasted. How rude of me to take advantage. She's gone now. I regret nothing. Flights rule.

1. (again)

Woody - Lemon Cherry Pie. She's a bit harsh to smoke. Nice taste with a slightly stimulant hybrid feel. Not as cherry on the finger and taste as I was hoping.

"Pssst. IHuntNoOne. Smell my fingers."

Second joint is smoother than the end of night one from yesterday. It does want to go out though...but I'm the boss. Getting rough at the end. Woody flavor, with mild berry. Not funky, not fruity, not gassy, not spicy. Sometimes it's easier to say what something is not. Feels good. Pleasant positive chilled high.

Closed eyes in the cool morning breeze as the sun disappears behind the clouds. The shade line sweeps past, darkening my mind. Time passes and the ball of flame reemerges. I open my eyes in the glow and take in the beam. Radiation microscopically frying my necrotic outer layer. The seive-like membrane of protection allows only some rays to penetrate and evolve my helical inner code. Thank you oh Bog of Time for blessing this moment of entropic unlikeliness so that we may all walk into a braver new world. It's the Holiness in Footprints, carrying us, without our knowledge, as we are powerless to move such a tiny toggle. A control designed for a different scale, incompatible with our digits.

Collide my brain and body with your accelerated AI atoms. A high energy reaction never before seen, yielding previously hidden particles that can provide clues needed to find our truest of natures.

Let us approach the Great Machine.

Clamsand Pressing.

Extraction last night was a bit dark, but 26% yield. Taste is OK, but didn't take my head off. Looks super dry and waxy. Let's try another one now. Bit of berry aftertaste, but mostly woody earthy flavors. Two nice sized dabs and I'm baked. Good enough for me, but not getting excited to dip back in each time...just like the bud.

A partial solar eclipse has passed. No show for us here this time. That's OK, I've had my share of the sun. I used to just walk out in the middle of the road in the country where I grew up and stand there on the curve. The sun would be getting low in the sky and working its color changing magic. I have come to think of it as the "long light" of the evening...perhaps even a Redness...In The West. It is more the shadows in stretched silhouette that become long, but I like the image conjured by the phrase. So, when I became weary with the ditch, playing with the tadpoles in the rotting of the reeds, I would stand in the middle of the road in the long light of the evening. I would turn to face Sol, the power of her rays attenuated by the effective increase in atmospheric filtration. I would just open my eyes, and stare directly at the sun. Because I believed I could when someone else told me I couldn't. And I could. And I did. And I'm fine today. Sometimes do what you are told. Sometimes don't. Choose wisely. A Night's Templar said that once to a certain professor named Indiana.

The length of the high is fine, but not standout. Feeling a bit creative. I like that. Getting hungry. Lets eat some rosin.

2. (again)

Volo - Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato. Smells more fresh berry Gelato than cherry, but it's pretty full on. Funky and tangy. Smells acidic, with a sharpness to the fruit. Buds are stunning visually. 10/10. Crazy crystals. Not too dry. Two bodegas (that's what I call Bovedas). Fingers have a sickly sweet smell. Berries and black banana, but fermented.

The puck stuck in the prepress like crazy. Like peeling a grilled cheese apart. Good return at 20%. Rosin tastes nice. Berry eucalyptus. Quick racy initial high.

More gassy and gelato after grinding. Fingers smell odd...is that a second terp?

"Hey, Chris, I have something to show you. Haha. Smell my fingers."

Joint has a really nice flavor and is super smooth. Much less lung irritation than the Woody. Halfway through and it still tastes amazing, but no noticeable high boost yet. And just then, started to feel some changes. Creeping. Little bit of Cuban Lynx taste - one piece of the puzzle. No oil ring. Nice mild menthol overtone.

This one is for those that appreciate some of the subtleties in the non-heavy hitters. Would like to try a first in the am joint, but sadly all my eggs went in this one tube shaped basket.

Still creeping up. 3/4 in and finally a small ring and bit of lung rejection. Pretty sweet for a joint. Feeling a clear-headedness cut through the previous other joints and the single dab of this. Focused. Pressure just above the temples. Some uplifting magical forces acting on my face and scalp.

I can feel my hair growing. Grinning at that.

Feeling really positive all of the sudden...has me wishing there was a CBG measurement to reference.

It's a beautiful day here in sunny Metropolix. Company has departed this morning, so the Clamsand Resort For Visiting Sisters is reverting back to the Clamsand Institute For Genetically Awesome Research. Thank you jered_007.

An iced vanilla matcha Turkish latte was amazingly just delivered to me in on the Smoking Deck overlooking the Institute greens. Could life get any better? Screaming cicadas, that same fucking dog that is always barking and the slap back echo reflecting off the highrise nearby. Sounds like a canine John Lennon. And all the other sounds of a Monday in August in the city in the year of our Lorg 2026...I think.

When did I start losing track of the years? Why was it so early? When did I stop caring? Is there anyone else out there that doesn't know how old they are?

Sometimes I imagine I'm taller than I am, and my increased height exaggerates my perception of the rotation of the earth. Like a spherical merry-go-round trying to fling me off rather than gravity forcing me towards the earth's core. I think that is actually backwards from reality, if I imagine a figure skater spinning on an axis.

I was asked a question the other day. Which way is up? And compare that to which way is up in space. Up in space is where you tilt your neck back and look. Up on earth is always in the direction opposite the center of the planet. You can feel it when you try Google Earth in VR. You start in space looking down at the earth, then as you zoom in on a area progressively, there is a shift where you go from facing straight toward the center of the earth to looking along the circumference of the sphere. How flexible a concept, that mutable direction. Silly physics.

The Turkish foam on my beverage is finally loosening its gummy bonds and mixing into the literal green tea, taking the texture of both to the seventh level.

And finally the creeper has peaked. Very cool. Maybe it was the hit of caffeine striking my cardiac. Either way, I was wrong about no high at the start. Very fine indeed. Gets the Clamsand Seal Of Approval. I'm gonna need a rubber stamp.

Extract was clear and runny, but still easy to collect without even a cooling plate. Strange. Very clear headed, almost sobering, but still strong. Hard to describe. Not for newbies, but for those old guys that don't smoke much and want something that "...won't just make me sleepy. I want something that will give me energy..." Ha, I always tell them they are looking for amphetamines, not cannabis. Talking to you dad.

Don't do drugs kids. Drugs are bad. Eggs frying and all that.

Boo. I feel like the Just for Laughs monster at the end of the show, all sad that it's over. 3.5s always leave me feeling hollow in that way. Start off as the light of my life, but quickly there is only love in the dark. RIP Bonnie Tyler. Also RIP Zanzibar. No connection.

But wait...just like that long lost sister you accidentally made out with...There Is Another Cherry.

-to be continued in 2of3. see next post-

-continued from part 1of3. see previous post-

3. (again)

Four54 - Route 66. This one is actually an accident. I meant to get Cherry Bang Bang on the advice of longtime listener/second time caller. I love fuckin' up good. If you are going to make a mistake, make it a good one.

I bought it once before and was blown away. Totally unique smell and flavor. Mostly smell though. That may have actually been the moment of conception for this review. Ewww. I feel impregnated. I saved one bud out of that original 3.5g for months and just smoked it days before I got this can. It was fine after all that time, but did not have the same taste and smell bomb as I remembered. Can she deliver again in the new can? Will she earn her place on the Clamsand Shelf of Jars of Good Weed Fame? Let's find out.

If I recall, I liked the bud better than the concentrate. Going to start with a joint and see. If it rules, I may not press it. 'GASP.' I know. Blaspheming traitor. Shhhh...I swing both ways...don't tell anyone.

The strange smell is there. Stronger than the Volo, and less citrus. Starting to look like it is a mix of a few terps I'm looking for. Makes things more difficult. Caryophyllene is listed first on the label, but no numbers and no actual indication if they are in a descending order. I'm guessing they are though, and I'm fine with it. We all the know the number on the label isn't what is in the box.

Buds are dense, moist, and covered in goodness. I really like the frosty look. Nice light green...not for fans of the purp.

Those with poverty of the mind or pocketbook will measure it as underweight with their meat scales. As always, the science based detector reveals the fair truth. Count is good.

You can feel the density when you squeeze the buds, but not a hard dryness. Insane tropical smells out of the grinder. That's the punch I remember. I would grow this strain myself if I had access to the seeds or clones. What a great smell. No skunk, no gas, all desserts and jams and beach cocktails...and nothing smells simnulated. Broke up nice, but not huge.

Fingers are getting sticky from the final chop up. Old Clammy is holding them out for you silverpeasunshine2. Smell The Glove if you're into that kinda thing. So Spinal.

I can see how the smell profile would divide people if they like it more skunky, or just a more typical balance of terps. Kinda like cilantro. I like it.

Strong cherry flavors on the dry toke. There it is. This and Blkmkt Zoy sauce are the quintessential I think. I don't even think I pegged it as cherry the first time around...I just knew I loved it. Where's a bigger bag guys?!?

Rolled a joint and I don't even want to smoke the thing. Same issue I have with top shelf liquor...I just enjoy the aromas so much I don't even want to drink them. Sometimes I pour a half ounce and wake up to positively find the glass half full.

Early oil ring. A bit more acrid than the Volo, but still nice flavor, and not as racy. Good hybridish boost by halfway. Some pipe tobacco qualities, with earthy and woody notes. More like the Woody, but smoother. Feeling chill, but still not all fucked up. Sativas as promised. 3/4 in and the high is creeping up. Yeah, still coming. A 5 min delayed effect of upward face and scalp effects. Botox buds. Numb mouth, but not cotton.

I just went to do a test dab...and there was none. Because I didn't press this one. The shame.

4. (I think you get the idea)

Blkmkt - Zoy Sauce. Smells like creamy candy cherry, and something sour. Kinda fermented Turkish Delight. So rotten pomegranate. Anyway, crazy. Switched it up and did a little bong rip as it's raining outside. It's not fair to the strain to taste it this way unless you clean your rig daily, which I do not. Even though it has only been used a couple times since the last cleaning, and I swapped the water, it just tastes like old pipe and ash.

None of the cherry translates to the rip. Just super salty. Effects feel indica/hybrid. Pretty stoned for just a tiny bowl. Good omens. There was a humidity pack, and there is moisture if I poke the buds deep, but the outside is a bit crusty. So, check those buds into the spa for a steam session and wait for their shining relaxed faces to emerge. A little Scandinavian Transformationin'.

It's rare I smoke this little amount of weed. It feels good. I'm grinning.

Funky tropical fruit smell on my fingers after handling. Ladies and gentelmen, we have found the truth. Crunchytomato, c'mere for a sec. Smell. Ha ha.

Strolling back over to the Hasher Smasher. Pressed out very light and sugary with a slightly stingy 17% yield...are you seeing a pattern here. The cherry seems to be a bit selfish with her wetness. Too much pressure will just make things worse. Take your time, warm up that nubin, and we will get to stinky finger land before you know it.

Extract feels more indica/hybrid as well. Heavy, but also blown away. I'm stuck in my chair, but blown away. Perhaps you have seen the Maxell guy? Strong aromas of rotten cherry. Almost warm and brown/orange going up my nose. Very savory and umami on top of the fruit. Feels like I did a shot of 50/50 cherry whiskey and soy sauce, then got slapped in the face and punched in the chest. Yes kids, I pay handsomely for these effects.

Revisiting a joint to satisfy fairness. Cherry and umami smell when ground. Burned well. Salty. They nailed it. Soy sauce.

I had a friend who kept a candle in his pocket
He used to touch it when the wind was blowin' high
I guess it made him feel that he could buck the system
And when it flickered out, we laid him down to die
BR

Blkmkt - GDP Cherry Soda. First thought was cheese. I don't say that often recently. But grape as well. Buds are very dark, true to the listed lineage. Maybe the darkest I've ever seen. Nice level of moisture on the wood meter. Should press well.

Booourns. 15% yield. I hope it's good.

Not really...at first. Not only is the extract not strong. There is almost no high. So strange. Tastes like mild grapes. It does start creeping up after a bit, settling into a nice chill stone. Not racy. Probably great effects if you are a lighter consumer. Please non-chronics, let me know what you think of this guy. Certainly not pinner weed for me.

Bud high feels more physical than mental. Ash burned very salt and pepper. It was rolled fat and tight. Very light oil ring. I can't find the cherry or the soda in the taste, but it tastes good. Woody. Maybe cedar or balsam.

I didn't quite finish the joint. It was trying to die at the end and I puffed it back from the grave. But the incomplete combustion hauls at the end were enough for the space warrior. I let it go out.

"I'm good bro, thanks."

Know your limit and smoke your limit. All this flower is reminding me why I switched to concentrates long ago. So much lung butter.

I went up to the cottage with some oldies and was smoking a bit less. Many adventures during the day. My tolerance was down a bit. When I returned, I tried the concentrate again, and still very mild. WTF. Tried it first thing in the am, still subtle. The thc is there in the weed. I can feel it. I'm fucked up from a joint. Very strange this GrandDaddy.

Maybe that's it. I should think about it like an old guy (like me). Can still do the job, unless you press him. Then his failing body folds into uselessness for the last time, unable to support the weight of the stone.

Smoke is smooth. No head pressure, but the high is more head than body. Erased my post dinner gas.

6. (excuse repeated details from intro summary)

Four54 - Cherry Bang Bang. Zoy Sauce may have been the conception, but it's this bugger that was the trigger that set this whole explosive review in motion. Shout out to WolfgangAxel, who shall remain nameless. You know who you are. Crushed my 19.5% yield. You must be doing something right. Our extracts do look remarkably similar, but hard to tell in different lighting. And the proof is in the pudding...sadly I can't dab his shit through the screen. I'm sure if you all could, my fridge would be empty of treasures.

Smells like cherry whiskey again, sweet and berry. Spongy, slightly yellowed buds. Nice and fresh.

Starting with a press this time. Picking out the stems, and my fingers are tacky.

"Hey, Miles, just chill bud, I'll come to you." -Clamsand walks over to Davenport Leaf- "Dude, smell my fingers." "Ummm, we just met man, that's kinda wierd." "Yeah, fuck that, smell 'em" "Jesus, fine." "Yeah, that it. Take a big sniff. Nice to meet you."

Rosin flows. Fresh dab tastes like cherry halls without the menthol. Nice effect. Clouded. Feeling stimulated, but not super racy. Still building though. Impressive. Lets try that doobie.

More sweet spice on the grind than cherry. Very light minty skunk on my fingers. These aren't the cherries you're looking for. Don't get me wrong, still primo, just not that funky cherry called for in the mission brief. More citrus on the dry toke. Oooooo. Ahhhhh. This is how I always hoped strawberry cough would taste. Jammy, berry and citrus. Getting nice and oily at halfway. With the oil comes a touch of sativa acridness, but still holding the flavor and not harsh.

I wanna get business cards made up that just say clamsand in the center on one side. That's it. Hand em out to randos at parties (that I don't go to) and see what happens.

Just past the joint midpoint and wow. I'm blazered. Pretty heavy and full spectrum. Body and mind reeling and stuck in the muck. Neck is popping as I wiggle into the prone position, tracking the sound of the exhaust of a plane overhead. The urban reflections scramble my ability to echolocate. Backhalf taste is a bit more savory. Lemon pepper rather than cherry. I guess that's the Bang Bang.

Overall, very nice sativa. Feeling a bit more clear headded now that I stand and have inertia. Actually, awesome sativa. Easy to get lost in the sauce. I'm glad I got a second can to roll with. But how will it compare to the crusty ol' Big Black Cherry from Unit 15??? "Get your face in there and have a taste."

Unit 15 - Black Cherry Soda. I thought this one got away. Like a lady of the night, I drove past her wares a number of times. Some indescribable charm drew me in, as, right from the start, I always knew it would. Like a quarter slotted in that logarithmic plastic arcade Kraken. My money was always going to go into that hole, and I just needed to pay for the pleasure of watching it happen. I went out of my way just to arrange my encounter for this review.

Strangers passing in the street
By Chance, two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand the best I can?
PF

Not as unique looking as the Blkmkt GDP, but better smoke overall. Bud smells funky, like cherries in syrup left out. A bit of tarragon (herbal licorice) as well.

Take those fancy buds, put em in a pair of nylon panties, and squish with your sister's hair straightener and a quick clamp. Wow...we have made goo. Smells a touch grassy, and low yield at 16%. Getting expensive. But Wooooweeee, she's good. Clear, not buttered, even the next day. Glassy. The bag was a bit older, so maybe lower moisture content guiding the clarity and low yield.

I'm not going to bother trying to talk about nucleation. Sorry.

Tons of cherry and strawberry flavor. What a surprise. Kinda expected it to be muted. Full thick smoke. Jesus. Racing. Ready to fight...but not fight you. Blitzkrieg Blinking.

Next morning, and same effect from the dab. Super stimulating and energizing. A bit of anxiety though. She's fast. If I blind tested this, you could fool me that it's a live hash rosin easily. As long as, without me knowing, you dropped the temp for this dirty dirty flower rosin, or else it would taste burnt at hash rosin temps. Rolling at a 585F setting on my PID right now, but can't confirm the exact dish temp.

The huge peak starts to decline pretty quick after 4 or 5 mins. Lets start a fire.

Bud smells mild and grassy. Totally pleasant, but you won't be showing it off to your friends. Light gas and funk when ground. Med sticky, but a bit dried with age. I pull apart a nugget and roll it between my fingers to accelerate the aromatic reaction with my body heat.

"Excuse me. LeoNuggz420? Bootylicker4194? Yes. You two. Come over here for just a sec please." "Smell my fingers." "Thoughts?" "I'm finding the cherry hard to find, but I guess I could see it...if you guys pointed it out." "Thanks."

Dry toke is there. It's no Cherry Bang Bang. Clearly. It's Black Cherry Soda. Just no serious magic flavor. Maybe, like the rosin, it'll deliver on effects. I've been surprised at many stages of this game.

Smooth and easy burning. Found the black cherry flavor at the butt strangely.

Dr. Prepper and the Ashtray Mouth. That's the name of my new band.

Cool air blowing. Feels like a day to go fishing. The layers of clouds are moving in all directions at different elevations. Huge cumulus burst high in the distance like a slow motion explosion. Cotton balls of cirrus clouds strangely between. And dark splotches of mist speeding westward, all full of impotent bluster. Bands of vapor and convection, circulating the true fluid of life. Never mind this oxygenated hemoglobin sap or distilled hydrocarbon sludge.

What can I say, this review has been a gauntlet. I always wondered what it would be like to seriously approach being a judge at a cannabis competition. Do I have to chops to burn with the big boys. Not sure. My mettle was tested one time by my old drummer Weber and his professional roomate. They smoked me under the table with access to an endless dealer bag...but I had been up for 36 hours, comming off a 9h bus ride with 6g of zoomers. Heroic dose...stuck on a holiday Northlander coach packed with drunkies (well maybe they were stuck with a druggie), with the heat jammed on full-blast, and no ability to access the nicotine I needed. I went to India...and Hell (in the checkered stainless steel bathroom). I played pinball on the back of my jacket. Full globe of darkness. I sweat a literal bucket. The whole world just melted away with me. I think my temporary weakness could be excused.

Stay on target.

So I stayed pretty organized, and think I managed to give a fair shot to all the products featured. I survived, which is the true litmus. And here is the abstract of my experiment. I won't post the vast photographic catalogue (hundreds of pics), mostly as they limit the multimedia in the review to 20 pictures. Will they put a limit on the quantity of text? Lets find out. I have surpassed the length of my previous longest review by far. If anyone needs a competition judge please contact me via Canada Post. I'm not really into shemails (thanks Higgins), but I am open to trying new things.

Friendly Clamsand
420 Castle on the Hill Loop
Gastown, ON
P0T 2G0

(used AI, only to generate this postal code and the cover photo. Nothing else. Feel free to flame my lack of creativity)

I will create a follow up post or 2 after the main one just to feature some additional photographs. If I don't provide the bare minimum of pkg front and back, and a bud and burn shot, people lose their minds. And I refuse to not add pictures of the rosin and a macro shot of the headies. That's a min of 6 shots usually 7 per strain. Mathing it up, seven strains times six or seven pics is 42-49 pics, so likely 3 posts in total. I will always show the package of the strain followed by the variety of associated pics, then show the next pkg.

The last pic (had to add in the comments in post 3of3) is a strange shaped hole I found in the fence. Before I knew what was happening, I was sniffing my own fingers and entering the orifice. Passing through, I was born again. Not born again Christian though. I was born a Christian. But then I got better. Maybe it's the weed talking, but I swear I could smell cherry when I passed through...and then this morning, an unexplained rash on my leg. I knew I should have bagged up.

We have once again come to the end of our time together. But I'll see you again. I can't wait to hear what new you have found and what new has found you. Until then, this little chair will be waiting for one of you. And a rocking chair for another who likes to rock. And a big armchair for two more to curl up by the fire. And if they're in season, a big bowl of cherries on the table to snack. I'll close the door and pull up the drawbridge after you've gone. Good bye. Goodbye.

-blaze-

First post. However, I am active in this sub and leave comments.

I bought 2 bags of this, and I must say i am pretty disappointed in this rotation. The Headhunter was phenomenal, but this one misses.

Nugs look good, smell is decent, burns mostly black, potency is where it lacks, and had to smoke 3 j's to feel much of anything. The 1.76% terps should of scared me off, but I've had some decent stuff in the past under 2%.

All in all, I'm just posting this to save you all some $ unless they bring back the headhunter

Yup. I broke Reddit. Could not put the entire text in a single post. I hit the limit folks. See the last pic. Hope I got the split right.

Mic drop.

P.S. - Miles. If you read this, DM me. I have something non-cannabis related for you. ;)

G'Day fellow medicinal and appreciators of the flower.

I have been a long time lurker and admirer of this page, and somewhat envious of all the amazing strains you guys have access to.

Perhaps a little bit of an unusual question and please feel free to delete this if not appropriate.

I recently acquired a medicinal strain here in Australia known as 'Snowman'. It was grown in Canada and brought to Australia via a company called 'Aura Therapeutics'.

The packaging states the Cultivar is "GSC x OG Kush x Durban Poison". My understanding is that OG Kush x Durban Poison creates GSC. It states that the dominant terpenes are Limonene, Myrcene, T-Caryophyllene, Farnesene and alpha Pinene.

However, the cross of the above with GSC has left me confused.

From my own research into this I believe the GSC phenotype may be the Thin Mint kind.

I have attached some photos for consideration and thoughts in potentially determining what it is.

Many thanks, and I look forward to some insight/comments.

Smells great, looks great, burns terrible, absolutely black in a raw paper, taste terrible and no high. Avoid. Very disappointed. Had two of them just to be sure.

First NBJS that has done me wrong and I have had plenty of them, all of them have burned fine except this one. Probably tossing it out. Likely going to try contacting them. Cheers

Hello and I hope everyone is having a good day so far. Today I was able to pick up 28g of velvet skies from the northern canna collective Oz. Velvet Skies is a cross between Twisted Velvet X Slurricane

Upon cracking the jar the flower had a more floral sweeter and spicy nose. More of a sweet cakey and floral nose with slight peppery scents as well. The flower had a nice bud structure as well with sticky and dense buds

High was pretty nice as well . More of a indica dominant leaning effects. Nice euphoric head buzz with a more calming head buzz. The high isn’t too sedating and leaves you more functional.

Flavour was quite nice as well. More floral sweeter and spicer notes. Slightly cakey sweet with background gassy notes. Nice clean smoke with a long lasting burn that stayed lit consistently.

I was able to pick up this 28g for around 160$ + Tax at Greenline cannabis. Nice nose out the jar with more cakey sweet and gassy notes. Nice indica-hybrid buzz with a more mellow and relaxing feel without too much sedative and sluggish feel. Nice flavour with a more cakey and sweet flavour

I bought some of the Shatterizer Northern lights prerolls and they are terrible id recommend avoiding them. They dont burn properly at all because rolled to tight and will burn down the side, the filter plugs up after a few puffs i give them a -8 outta 10. Not worth the $30+ they want your better off sticking to the gran daddy purp ones.

I've been purchasing the TwoFer prerolls and Bakery (30 pack) prerolls from them these past few months and man.. has it been a little disappointing. The weed quality is great! It gets me super high. But the joint just canoes almost every single time. I've tried to pack them in a little better by pushing them in with a packing tool if it seemed packed badly; but this really doesn't help much towards the end. I hope Purple Hills/Community can improve their packing quality.

Does anyone know where I can buy Coffee Creamer prerolls by Broken Coast in Hawkesbury?

Thank you ! :)

I usually stay far away from Redecan, but after hearing so many good things about the AIO, I decided to give it a shot.
Purchased for 33$ all in. It came with a cool little manual explaining specs/how to use it etc etc

My first toke was extremely gassy with the tiniest hint of sweetness, this is very similar to triple burger by Tribal. The high is a very sedating couchlock - perfect for night. IMO it’s better tasting and a lot more dank… This is one of those carts you can’t take with you cause it reeks lmao

Anyways it’s a thumbs up from me… give it a try :P