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Grape Bubblegum Pre-rolls by Clem & Co

1. Packaging A "girthy," opaque black plastic tube containing five 0.5g pre-rolls. The label lists THC (28.44%), CBD (0.12%), and total terpene (2.387%) levels. It also includes the dominant terpenes, the packaging date (2026-09-21), and a "grown in Quebec" designation. A basic, no-frills presentation. The tube did not contain a humidity pack.

2. Appearance The pre-rolls are cone-shaped and made of unbleached paper; the tips are twisted, featuring a paper/cardboard filter that takes up about one-third of the joint's length. The joints are identical, uniformly dense, and show no structural weakness near the filter. Combustion is average, producing pale grey ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Limonene, myrcene, caryophyllene. On the nose, there is a sweet, fruity, citrusy, earthy, and herbal scent. The dry hit offers citrus, fruit, sweetness, and earthiness. On the palate, it starts with earthy, bitter notes and a herbal quality reminiscent of rose leaves. The finish is slightly sweeter, with hints of dark chocolate, fermented grapes/port wine, and a subtle touch of citrus. The smoke is smooth and creamy.

4. Effects The effects set in gradually and gently. The body slows down and relaxes, inducing a mild "couch-lock" sensation. Mentally, there is noticeable euphoria and mood elevation, along with a slight boost in creativity. The high is mild to moderate—a bit noticeable in the face, yet still manageable and functional. It’s a relaxing, early-evening buzz that lets me start unwinding without forcing me to take a nap before dinner.

A great pick from Clem & Co. The joints are decent, even if the burn could be better. Its real strength is an interesting, rich profile that stands out a bit from the usual fruity or gassy strains. It’s not a heavy hitter, but it’s great for something more "day-to-day." At $22.80, it works out to $4.56 per 0.5g—pretty reasonable. It’s going on my list.

Purchased at the SQDC(Quebec)

Bought these BC Selects pre rolls in Quebec but I noticed something weird and thought ppl here might have encountered this before?

So from my research, alpha-thujone is a different type of terpene(natural monoterpene ketone) and is an antagonist of GABA receptors in the brain and can lead to spasms and convulsions at high doses. It was also linked to Wormwood and Absinth as their primary active toxic compound.

I could find very little about direct inhalation of alpha-thujone but what I found "scared" me a bit.

My question would be does anyone has more info around this? At what levels is this a legit toxic concern? Is this safe to smoke? If not, why is it being sold? Why no warning?

Thank you for your time

91 Octane by Hatrick (Juste Feu)

1. Packaging

A clear glass jar that reveals the contents. The label lists THC (27.5%) and CBD (0%) levels. There is no mention of terpenes or flavor profiles, though the packaging date (2026-08-27) is included, along with the mentions "micro-cultivated in Quebec" and "indoor-grown in soil pots." A disappointing, lackluster presentation. The jar did not contain a humidity pack.

2. Visuals / Buds

Medium-sized buds that are dense and extremely compact, with ideal moisture levels—neither too dry nor too damp. They look decent, featuring a "compressed" structure often associated with PGR use. The flowers display forest green hues, hints of navy blue/mauve, bright orange pistils, and a coating of trichomes. Under a microscope—and even to the naked eye—one notices that most trichome heads are missing, likely due to mechanical trimming or excessive handling. It smokes smoothly, producing pale grey ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes

Caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene. 

Upon opening, a strong scent escapes: fruity (peach), sweet, floral, tangy (citrus), and gassy, with a faint note of hops or "cat pee." Grinding the bud brings out skunky, fruity, tangy, and gassy notes. On the palate, the profile remains complex and eclectic: citrus, fruit, sweetness, tropical notes, gas, pepper, florals, skunk, and a subtle herbal undertone. There is a little something that reminds me of Peach Rings candy. The smoke is heavy and creamy, quickly filling the room. 

4. Effects

You feel the effects from the very first puffs; the body relaxes, soothed by a wave of warmth and a powerful "couch-lock" sensation. On the cerebral side, there’s marked euphoria and a mood boost—mild stimulation at first, though that eventually fades, leaving behind some brain fog. It’s a substantial high, without being an absolute heavy hitter or totally incapacitating. It creates a relaxed vibe where everything slows down and feels funny, and all stress and problems just go up in smoke.

Alright, let's start with what bugs me. The labeling—I find that a shame. I don't really get why it's classified as a "sativa." But otherwise, it's a solid product, true to the Hatrick brand. As for the look, I wonder if that "compressed" appearance is a genetic trait. The profile—original, funky, tropical, and gassy—really appeals to me. The effects are definitely there: a heavy body high and brain fog. The price—40.10 bucks—puts it in the premium range, which comes as no surprise for the brand. It’s more of a treat than an everyday smoke. Worth trying for the profile and effects.

Purchased at the SQDC(Quebec)

91 Octane de Hatrick(Juste Feu)

1. Emballage

Un pot en verre transparent qui laisse voir le contenu. L'étiquette mentionne les taux de T-H-C(27,5%) et du C-B-D(0%). Aucune mention des terpènes ou arômes mais on retrouve la date d'emballage(2026-08-27) et les mentions "micro-cultivé au Québec" et "cultivé en intérieur dans des pots de terre". Une présentation décevante, sans effort. Le pot ne contenait pas de Boost.

2. Visuel / Buds

Des buds de taille moyenne, dense et hyper compact, pas trop sec/humide. Un look décent, avec une structure "compressée" souvent attribuée au PGR. Les fleurs ont des teintes de vert forêt, des pointes de bleu-marin/mauve, des pistils orange vif et une couverture de trichome. Sous microscope, et même à l'œil, on remarque que la plupart des trichomes sont décapités, potentiellement causés par une manucure mécanique ou beaucoup de manipulation. Se fume sans problème avec une cendre grise pâle et un anneau de résine. 

3. Arômes/terpènes

Caryophyllène, limonène, myrcène. 

Dès l'ouverture, un fort parfum s'échappe, fruité(pêche), sucré, floral, acidulé(agrumes), gassy et un lointain houblon/pisse de chat. L'égrainage développe le skunky, fruité, acidulé et gassy. En bouche, ça reste complexe et éclectique, agrumes, fruité, sucré, tropical, gassy, poivré, floral, skunky et un p'tit herbal timide. Y'a un p'tit quelque chose qui me rappelle les bonbons Peach Rings. La fumée est lourde, crémeuse et remplit rapidement la pièce.

4. Effets

Les effets se sentent dès les premières puffs, le corps se détend, conforté par une vague de chaleur et un puissant couchlock. Côté cérébral, une euphorie et élévation de l'humeur marquées, une légère stimulation au début mais ça se dissipe éventuellement laissant un brain fog. Le high est de taille, sans être un mega hardhitter ou totalement incapacitant. Un mood relax, tout est au ralenti, drôle, où tous les stress et problèmes disparaissent en fumée. 

Bon, c'qui "gosse" en premier. L'étiquette, j'trouve ça dommage. Le fait qu'il soit classé "sativa", j'comprends pas trop. Mais sinon, c'est un bon produit à la Hatrick. Le look, j'me demande si son apparence "compressée" est un possible trait génétique. Le profil, original, funky, tropical et gassy, ça me plait beaucoup. Les effets sont là, gros body high et brain fog. Le prix, 40,10 bananes, encore dans la fourchette la plus dispendieuse, pas de surprise là. Pour se faire plaisir plus que pour du day to day. À essayer pour son profil et ses effets. 

Acheté à la SQDC

King's Counsel (Miracle Mintz/Cap Junky) by Cannabis Cartel Quads

1. Packaging

A narrow blue-green Mylar bag. The label lists THC (30.36%), CBD (0.10%), and total terpene (2.4%) levels. While the list of dominant terpenes is missing, the classification (indica-dominant), strain (Miracle Mintz, aka Cap Junky), and packaging date (2026-04-21) are included. A rather sparse presentation. The bag contained a humidity pack (Boost), which I removed based on personal preference.

2. Visuals / Buds

Small to medium-sized buds; dense with a slight springiness—neither too dry nor too moist. They look decent despite the size; the structure and trim are good. The flowers feature shades of light and dark green and purple, with a lacy coating of trichomes. Under the microscope, some trichome heads appear broken off. It smokes smoothly, producing pale gray ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes

Caryophyllene, limonene, linalool. 

A strong scent escapes as soon as the bag is opened: earthy, peppery, and tangy, with notes of fermented fruit. Grinding the bud adds hoppy, woody, and floral notes. On the dry hit, lemon takes the lead, followed by sweet, fruity, and earthy tones. The flavor profile is fruity, sweet, tangy, woody, and earthy. It is a very familiar profile—nothing groundbreaking, but still pleasant.

4. Effects

The effects set in gradually; the body feels relieved, relaxed, slowed down, and heavily sedated ("couch-locked"). Cerebrally, there is euphoria and a mood lift, but above all, a sense of mental emptiness. The high is medium-to-strong—not a heavy hitter, but still potent enough to offer a good, relaxing time. It’s a buzz that lets you zone out, stare at the wall, or listen to your hair grow.

It’s not a personal favorite, though I do like it. Having tried quite a few versions of Cap Junky—some a bit more refined and/or affordable—I probably won’t buy this specific one again. That said, I’d still pick it up if my top choices weren't available.

Purchased in Ontario.

King's Counsel (Miracle Mintz/Cap Junky) by Cannabis Cartel Quads

1. Packaging A narrow blue-green Mylar bag. The label lists THC (30.36%), CBD (0.10%), and total terpene (2.4%) levels. While the list of dominant terpenes is missing, the classification (indica-dominant), strain (Miracle Mintz, aka Cap Junky), and packaging date (2026-04-21) are included. A rather sparse presentation. The bag contained a humidity pack (Boost), which I removed based on personal preference.

2. Visuals / Buds Small to medium-sized buds; dense with a slight springiness—neither too dry nor too moist. They look decent despite the size; the structure and trim are good. The flowers feature shades of light and dark green and purple, with a lacy coating of trichomes. Under the microscope, some trichome heads appear broken off. It smokes smoothly, producing pale gray ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Caryophyllene, limonene, linalool. A strong scent escapes as soon as the bag is opened: earthy, peppery, and tangy, with notes of fermented fruit. Grinding the bud adds hoppy, woody, and floral notes. On the dry hit, lemon takes the lead, followed by sweet, fruity, and earthy tones. The flavor profile is fruity, sweet, tangy, woody, and earthy. It is a very familiar profile—nothing groundbreaking, but still pleasant.

4. Effects The effects set in gradually; the body feels relieved, relaxed, slowed down, and heavily sedated ("couch-locked"). Cerebrally, there is euphoria and a mood lift, but above all, a sense of mental emptiness. The high is medium-to-strong—not a heavy hitter, but still potent enough to offer a good, relaxing time. It’s a buzz that lets you zone out, stare at the wall, or listen to your hair grow.

It’s not a personal favorite, though I do like it. Having tried quite a few versions of Cap Junky—some a bit more refined and/or affordable—I probably won’t buy this specific one again. That said, I’d still pick it up if my top choices weren't available.

Purchased in Ontario.

Pink Slurricane by O'Givre (High Greens)

1. Packaging A clear plastic jar that reveals the contents. The label lists THC (29.45%), CBD (0.05%), and total terpene (4.84%) levels. It also includes the dominant terpenes, aromas (fruity, floral), classification (indica), lineage (DoSiDos x Purple Punch x Atomic Pink), packaging date (2026-08-25), and mentions of "artisanal," "hang-dried," "28-day cure," and "hand-trimmed/hand-packaged." A nice, detailed description—much appreciated. The jar did not contain a humidity pack.

2. Visuals / Buds Medium-sized, spongy buds—neither too dry nor too moist. They have a beautiful appearance, a knobby structure, and a decent trim. The flowers feature sage-green hues contrasting with hints of purple, bright orange pistils, and a thick coating of sparkling trichomes. Under the microscope, the trichomes appear mostly intact and rich in anthocyanins. It smokes smoothly, producing whitish ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Limonene, linalool, caryophyllene. A strong scent is released immediately upon opening: citrus, floral, herbal, earthy, and peppery. Grinding slightly amplifies the citrus, earthy, and gassy notes. The dry hit reveals citrus, cream, floral, sweet, and gassy qualities. On the palate, it’s a bit more "muted," briefly overtaken by a burnt-tire flavor that eventually fades to make way for floral, fruity, sweet, tangy, creamy, and gassy notes. The smoke is heavy and creamy.

4. Effects The effects set in slowly and stealthily—a bit of a "creeper." There’s overall relaxation, tension relief, and a touch of couch-lock. On the cerebral side, there’s strong euphoria and a mood boost; everything seems a bit more beautiful, funny, creative, and sociable. It’s a medium-to-strong high that catches you by surprise but remains manageable. It offers a "rose-tinted glasses" buzz—everything feels gentle, harmless, and full of wonder.

Highly satisfying without being perfect; I’m pleasantly surprised. The affordable price seals the deal—an obvious addition to my rotation.

Purchased at the SQDC(Quebec)

Exotics (La Guava) by West Coast Gas (New Life Canna)

1. Packaging A medium-sized black mylar bag featuring a clear window on the back that reveals the buds. The label lists THC (26.77%), CBD (0%), and total terpene (2.47%) levels. It also details the dominant terpenes and their individual percentages, the strain (La Guava), lineage (White Hot Guava x La Confidential), aromas (tropical, citrus, lemon, and skunk), growing medium (coco), flowering time (62 days), harvest date (2025-11-26), packaging date (2026-08-17), and notes indicating "hand-trimmed," "hang-dried," and "trimmed pm branch." A generous and transparent presentation—much appreciated. The bag contained a humidity pack (Boost), which I removed based on personal preference.

2. Visuals / Buds Three medium-sized buds; dense with a bit of springiness, feeling more moist than dry. The flowers are compressed, displaying shades of pale and forest green, hints of navy blue, orange-brown pistils, and a light coating of trichomes. Under the microscope, many trichomes appear decapitated and/or clumped together. It smokes smoothly, producing whitish ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene, humulene. Upon initial opening, the chlorophyll scent was strong, but this dissipated after "burping" the container for a few weeks. On the nose, it is lemony, peppery, tropical, fruity, woody, and earthy. Grinding it releases skunky notes and a faint hint of menthol. The dry hit is tangy, skunky, fruity, earthy, and floral. On the palate, it offers tropical, citrus, fruity, sweet, tart, tangy, woody, floral, earthy, and peppery notes. The smoke is heavy and creamy.

4. Effects The effects are quick-acting and relaxing. The body loosens up and feels relieved. Mentally, there is a sense of euphoria and mood elevation, a lightness of spirit, and a creative boost. The high is moderate—visible in the eyes—yet remains functional and clear-headed. It’s a versatile buzz: not too incapacitating for daytime use, but just enough to take the edge off.

It wasn't perfect, but ultimately, I’m satisfied. The appearance and initial aroma lacked finesse, but the taste and effects really delivered. The tropical profile makes for a nice change of pace—I like it. If it were sold in Quebec, I’d add it to my rotation.

Purchased in Ontario.

Ice Berry de Hempire Horticulture

1. Emballage

Un pot en verre transparent qui laisse voir le contenu. L'étiquette mentionne les taux de T-H-C(18,90%), du C-B-D(0,60%) et des terpènes totaux(2,64%). On retrouve aussi la liste des terpènes dominants, le croisement(Ice Cream Cake x Berry OG), la date d'emballage(2026-08-25) et les mentions "cultivé au Québec", "cultivé en petit lot sous lumières DEL", "taillé à la main" et "séchage suspendu". Une belle description. Le pot ne contenait pas de Boost.

2. Visuel / Buds

Des buds de petite et moyenne taille, denses avec un rebond, un peu plus sec que humide. Un super beau bag appeal, une structure avec protubérances et une trim décente. Les fleurs ont des teintes de vert foncé et mauve aubergine et un épais duvet de trichomes. Sous microscope, les trichomes sont longs et gorgés d'anthocyanes. Se fume sans problème avec une cendre blanchâtre et un anneau de résine. 

3. Arômes/terpènes

Limonène, linalol, caryophyllène.

Bonne intensité à l'ouverture, c'est terreux, boisé, fruité, acidulé, floral et poivré. L'égrainage amplifie les arômes floraux, d'agrumes, fruité, Tangie, terreux et poivré. En dry hit, le fruité prend les devants avec les agrumes et le floral. En bouche, c'est complexe et "layered", floral, fruité, sucré, acidulé, terreux, boisé, gassy poivré. Ça me rappelle vaguement le Tangie ou le Tropicanna Cookies. 

4. Effets

Les effets s'installent graduellement, pas trop lentement. Vient ensuite une vague de détente et réconfort; le corps et les paupières s'alourdissent et s'enlisent dans un couchlock. Côté cérébral, une forte euphorie et élévation de l'humeur, un boost créatif malgré un manque de concentration. Le high est moyen-fort, pas un hardhitter mais pas loin, très visible sur le visage et demande un effort supplémentaire pour garder le fil. Un buzz de soirée, de weekend, entre amis, quelques choses de relax, feelgood, good mood. 

Un peu étonnée d'avoir eu des effets plus écrasants que stimulants mais ça ne me dérange pas vraiment. Une belle découverte, du look à l'intensité arômes/effets, j'suis bien satisfaite. Dans une fourchette un peu plus élevée mais encore justifiable, ce sera un rachat pour moi. Pour les amateurs de profil fruité/gassy. 

Acheté à la SQDC

Wedding Pie by Back Forty

1. Packaging

A medium-sized Tangelo-colored Mylar bag. The label lists THC (29.06%) and CBD (0.07%) levels. While dominant terpenes aren't specified, the label does list aromas (berries, grape, vanilla), classification (indica), lineage (Wedding Cake x Grape Pie), and the packaging date (2026-04-23). The presentation is somewhat brief; lacking a terpene list, the listed aromas help provide an idea of the profile. The bag contained a Boost pack, which I removed due to personal preference.

2. Visuals / Buds

Small to medium-sized buds; they lack density, feel "squishy," but aren't overly moist. The visual appeal leaves something to be desired—size, trim, and overall appearance are suboptimal. The flowers appear browned and/or discolored in places; otherwise, they are a sort of khaki green with hints of purple. Under the microscope, the trichomes are—surprisingly—mostly intact. It smokes smoothly, producing whitish ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes

Caryophyllene, cedrene, bisabolol. 

On the nose, it is earthy, herbal, and peppery. Grinding releases notes of hops alongside softer, sweet, and floral tones. The dry hit is fruity, tangy, sweet, vanilla-like, and hoppy. On the palate, it leans earthy at first, finishing with fruity, sweet, and creamy notes. The smoke is heavy and creamy.

4. Effects

The effects are instantaneous, bringing about a total release of tension; the body feels both relaxed and heavy. On the cerebral side, there’s euphoria and a marked mood lift, plus a creative boost, but also brain fog and a constant lack of focus. The high is moderate—it shows on your face—and requires some effort to stay on track. For me, it’s more of an evening buzz, as it drains all motivation to do anything other than become one with my couch and my cats.

I had previously tried the Wedding Pie pre-rolls—which used to be available at the SQDC and which, unexpectedly, I really enjoyed (to the point of making them my go-to)—so I was happy to finally find the flower version in Ontario. I’d say that, like Fire Breath, its appeal doesn't necessarily lie in its looks or aroma, but it certainly gets the job done when it comes to taste and effects. It’s no "weed revolution"—far from it—but at under $20, it’s a solid option for a modest budget and modest expectations. 

Purchased in Ontario.

Wedding Pie by Back Forty

1. Packaging A medium-sized Tangelo-colored Mylar bag. The label lists THC (29.06%) and CBD (0.07%) levels. While dominant terpenes aren't specified, the label does list aromas (berries, grape, vanilla), classification (indica), lineage (Wedding Cake x Grape Pie), and the packaging date (2026-04-23). The presentation is somewhat brief; lacking a terpene list, the listed aromas help provide an idea of the profile. The bag contained a Boost pack, which I removed due to personal preference.

2. Visuals / Buds Small to medium-sized buds; they lack density, feel "squishy," but aren't overly moist. The visual appeal leaves something to be desired—size, trim, and overall appearance are suboptimal. The flowers appear browned and/or discolored in places; otherwise, they are a sort of khaki green with hints of purple. Under the microscope, the trichomes are—surprisingly—mostly intact. It smokes smoothly, producing whitish ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Caryophyllene, cedrene, bisabolol. On the nose, it is earthy, herbal, and peppery. Grinding releases notes of hops alongside softer, sweet, and floral tones. The dry hit is fruity, tangy, sweet, vanilla-like, and hoppy. On the palate, it leans earthy at first, finishing with fruity, sweet, and creamy notes. The smoke is heavy and creamy.

4. Effects The effects are instantaneous, bringing about a total release of tension; the body feels both relaxed and heavy. On the cerebral side, there’s euphoria and a marked mood lift, plus a creative boost, but also brain fog and a constant lack of focus. The high is moderate—it shows on your face—and requires some effort to stay on track. For me, it’s more of an evening buzz, as it drains all motivation to do anything other than become one with my couch and my cats.

I had previously tried the Wedding Pie pre-rolls—which used to be available at the SQDC and which, unexpectedly, I really enjoyed (to the point of making them my go-to)—so I was happy to finally find the flower version in Ontario. I’d say that, like Fire Breath, its appeal doesn't necessarily lie in its looks or aroma, but it certainly gets the job done when it comes to taste and effects. It’s no "weed revolution"—far from it—but at under $20, it’s a solid option for a modest budget and modest expectations.

GazBerry Inferno by Le Malin Vert

1. Packaging A clear glass jar that reveals the contents. The label lists the levels of THC (29.4%), CBD (0.1%), CBG (0.5%), and total terpenes (4.3%). While the list of dominant terpenes is missing, the label includes the aroma profile (sweet, diesel), classification (hybrid), lineage (Slurricane IX x Dante's Inferno #6), appearance (dense and frosty), packaging date (2026-08-12), and mentions of "craft," "non-irradiated," "indoor flower," "AAAA quality," "grown in Sutton," and "hand-trimmed/hand-packaged." A beautiful presentation, despite the missing terpene list. The jar did not contain a humidity pack.

2. Visuals / Buds Medium-to-large buds; dense with a nice bounce—neither too dry nor too moist, and still sticky. Superb bag appeal, featuring a knobby structure and a neat trim. The flowers sparkle brilliantly, buried under an avalanche of trichomes that barely allow the navy blue/purple and green hues to peek through. Under the microscope, the trichomes appear long and mostly intact. It smokes smoothly, producing pale grey ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Myrcene, caryophyllene, humulene. Good intensity upon opening: gassy, earthy, floral, and sweet notes. After grinding, the scent becomes slightly more subtle, with tart, hoppy, and gassy qualities. The dry hit is tart, fruity, sweet, and gassy. On the palate, the diesel and burnt rubber notes dominate, making it difficult to detect the softer, sweeter undertones. The smoke is heavy and slightly acrid.

4. Effects The effects are instantaneous; I feel it "behind the eyes," while my body goes limp and feels heavy. I feel like I'm vibrating and levitating above my body. Mentally, there’s intense euphoria and a mood boost, along with serenity, relaxation, dissociation, and a meditative state. The high is potent—not a punch in the face, but a solid open-handed slap; it leans more towards a body high than a head high. It’s a buzz for disconnecting, clearing your mind, recentering, relaxing, and finding relief for both body and soul.

First off, you have to be a fan of the Diesel profile because this strain is all about that. Its biggest strengths are its appearance, of course, and the intensity of the effects. Getting into the details, the smoke could be a bit smoother on the throat, and the taste is slightly less pronounced than the aroma—though not enough to be a real issue. Its "flaw," if one had to be found, is the price, making it a bit less accessible for everyday use. Still, it’s a great treat, and I’d buy it again.

Purchased at the SQDC(Quebec)

Just wanted to share..

Recently, I reviewed Persy's infused PR and mentionned that my joint was a bit bent and it seemed like it didnt fit properly into the tube.

I posted on my IG and Persy reached out; said they'll be changing their packaging.

I mean, it feels good to be acknowledged, listened and valued as a customer.

I complain often about this and that and I had to give credit where credit is due.

That's it.

No, I'm not affiliated with them nor have I been coerced to post this.

If you had a similar positive experience with a LP please share, this a feelgood post 💚

Breeders Stash (Head Hunter) by Tiki Madman (Disruptive Distribution)

1. Packaging

A medium-sized black Mylar bag featuring a scratch-shaped clear window on the front and a square one on the back. The label lists levels for THC (28.70%), CBD (0.05%), THCA (31.98%), CBGA (1.76%), and total terpenes (3.68%). It also includes the list of dominant terpenes and their individual percentages, lineage (Ice Cream Cake BX x Pablo's Revenge), growing medium (coco), breeder (Tiki Madman), packaging date (2026-07-09), and the mentions "always hand-trimmed" and "never irradiated." A nice presentation. The bag contained a humidity pack (Boost), which I removed based on personal preference.

2. Visuals / Buds

Medium-sized buds that are dense yet fluffy, with good springiness and a very light feel. The look is rather lackluster; despite the "hand-trimmed" claim, it looks like it went through a tumbler or was over-handled/packed too tightly in bulk. The flowers feature shades of light and dark green with a "sandy" or sepia-toned appearance and are dusted with trichomes. Under the microscope, there are many decapitated trichomes and signs of clumping. It smokes smoothly, producing a pale grey ash.

3. Aromas/Terpenes

Limonene, caryophyllene, linalool. 

The nose is muted, offering hints of lemon, earthiness, pepper, florals, and wood. Grinding brings out the lemon, earthy, floral, and woody notes more clearly. The dry hit reveals lemongrass, floral, and earthy qualities. On the palate, it’s lemony, soapy, woody, "Cookies"-like, floral, and creamy; to me, it leans a bit more towards Pablo's Revenge than Ice Cream Cake.

4. Effects

The effects kick in slowly and subtly; I didn't really feel it until I was halfway through the joint. There’s a touch of fatigue, a sense of letting go, relaxation, and a hint of couch-lock. On the cerebral side, it’s mild—easy to lose focus while fostering a sense of wonder and empathy. The high is moderate to mellow, versatile, and functional—giving you the buzz you want without getting you completely wrecked. It’s a pretty adaptable high: not too incapacitating for daytime use, yet relaxing enough for the evening.

It’s not bad, but I had high expectations that weren't quite met. I was really eager to see if the hype was justified or just another marketing ploy. I don't like forming a definitive opinion on a brand based on a single product or batch, but it is frustrating when the price point is on the higher end. The cost invites harsher scrutiny—it’s an expensive way to confirm or disprove an impression. Still, I’m interested in giving the brand another shot down the line, given how many reviews there were. We'll see.

Purchased in Ontario.

Breeders Stash (Head Hunter) by Tiki Madman (Disruptive Distribution)

1. Packaging A medium-sized black Mylar bag featuring a scratch-shaped clear window on the front and a square one on the back. The label lists levels for THC (28.70%), CBD (0.05%), THCA (31.98%), CBGA (1.76%), and total terpenes (3.68%). It also includes the list of dominant terpenes and their individual percentages, lineage (Ice Cream Cake BX x Pablo's Revenge), growing medium (coco), breeder (Tiki Madman), packaging date (2026-07-09), and the mentions "always hand-trimmed" and "never irradiated." A nice presentation. The bag contained a humidity pack (Boost), which I removed based on personal preference.

2. Visuals / Buds Medium-sized buds that are dense yet fluffy, with good springiness and a very light feel. The look is rather lackluster; despite the "hand-trimmed" claim, it looks like it went through a tumbler or was over-handled/packed too tightly in bulk. The flowers feature shades of light and dark green with a "sandy" or sepia-toned appearance and are dusted with trichomes. Under the microscope, there are many decapitated trichomes and signs of clumping. It smokes smoothly, producing a pale grey ash.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Limonene, caryophyllene, linalool. The nose is muted, offering hints of lemon, earthiness, pepper, florals, and wood. Grinding brings out the lemon, earthy, floral, and woody notes more clearly. The dry hit reveals lemongrass, floral, and earthy qualities. On the palate, it’s lemony, soapy, woody, "Cookies"-like, floral, and creamy; to me, it leans a bit more towards Pablo's Revenge than Ice Cream Cake.

4. Effects The effects kick in slowly and subtly; I didn't really feel it until I was halfway through the joint. There’s a touch of fatigue, a sense of letting go, relaxation, and a hint of couch-lock. On the cerebral side, it’s mild—easy to lose focus while fostering a sense of wonder and empathy. The high is moderate to mellow, versatile, and functional—giving you the buzz you want without getting you completely wrecked. It’s a pretty adaptable high: not too incapacitating for daytime use, yet relaxing enough for the evening.

It’s not bad, but I had high expectations that weren't quite met. I was really eager to see if the hype was justified or just another marketing ploy. I don't like forming a definitive opinion on a brand based on a single product or batch, but it is frustrating when the price point is on the higher end. The cost invites harsher scrutiny—it’s an expensive way to confirm or disprove an impression. Still, I’m interested in giving the brand another shot down the line, given how many reviews there were. We'll see.

Purchased in Ontario.

Hash-Infused Pre-Roll by Persy (Lune Rise Farms) 

1. Packaging

A small, opaque black plastic tube containing a 1g infused pre-roll. The label lists the THC (25.21%) and CBD (0.0%) levels. The list of dominant terpenes is missing, but the genetics (Gelato 33), lineage (Sunset Sherbert x Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies), ingredients (cannabis, hash), and packaging date (2026-02-26) are included. A short and sparse description. The tube did not contain any Boost.

2. Appearance

The pre-roll is cone-shaped, infused with hash, made of unbleached paper, with a folded tip and a paper/cardboard filter that measures approximately 1/6 of the joint and bears the "AAAA" logo of Lot420. The joint is soft, lacks body, and has a weakness at the filter like I've never seen before. If the joint had been denser, it probably would have broken. The filter length doesn't make sense for the pre-rolled size. Furthermore, the joint seemed to have been forced into the packaging, which most likely contributed to its final condition. I had to push the filter in about 1 cm, and it's still precarious; the filter keeps falling out. It burns fairly well, producing gray ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes

On the nose, practically imperceptible. On a dry hit, it's herbaceous, gassy, lemony, earthy, and woody. On the palate, it continues with the herbaceous, gassy, lemony, earthy, and woody notes. A classic profile, seen and reviewed many times, but with a touch of nostalgia.

4. Effects

The effects come on slowly and gradually. The body relaxes without being completely couch-locked and despite a slight feeling of tightness in the head. Cerebrally, there's euphoria, an uplifted mood, and a loss of focus and motivation. The high is moderate, noticeable but manageable. I don't really feel any increased intensity from the added hash. It's a buzz for lounging around the house or chilling out with a short walk in the early autumn.

I'm a little disappointed with the packaging and the condition of the pre-rolled joint. I also think it would be worth it to use a filter and packaging that are more appropriate for the size of the joint. That said, it's not a bad product; the profile is good, and the effects are too. For the price, it's not bad at all. It wouldn't be my first choice, but I'd be curious to try it again someday.

Purchased in Ontario

Hash-Infused Pre-Roll by Persy (Lune Rise Farms)

1. Packaging A small, opaque black plastic tube containing a 1g infused pre-roll. The label lists the THC (25.21%) and CBD (0.0%) levels. The list of dominant terpenes is missing, but the genetics (Gelato 33), lineage (Sunset Sherbert x Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies), ingredients (cannabis, hash), and packaging date (2026-02-26) are included. A short and sparse description. The tube did not contain any Boost.

2. Appearance The pre-roll is cone-shaped, infused with hash, made of unbleached paper, with a folded tip and a paper/cardboard filter that measures approximately 1/6 of the joint and bears the "AAAA" logo of Lot420. The joint is soft, lacks body, and has a weakness at the filter like I've never seen before. If the joint had been denser, it probably would have broken. The filter length doesn't make sense for the pre-rolled size. Furthermore, the joint seemed to have been forced into the packaging, which most likely contributed to its final condition. I had to push the filter in about 1 cm, and it's still precarious; the filter keeps falling out. It burns fairly well, producing gray ash and a resin ring.

3. Aromas/Terpenes On the nose, practically imperceptible. On a dry hit, it's herbaceous, gassy, lemony, earthy, and woody. On the palate, it continues with the herbaceous, gassy, lemony, earthy, and woody notes. A classic profile, seen and reviewed many times, but with a touch of nostalgia.

4. Effects The effects come on slowly and gradually. The body relaxes without being completely couch-locked and despite a slight feeling of tightness in the head. Cerebrally, there's euphoria, an uplifted mood, and a loss of focus and motivation. The high is moderate, noticeable but manageable. I don't really feel any increased intensity from the added hash. It's a buzz for lounging around the house or chilling out with a short walk in the early autumn.

I'm a little disappointed with the packaging and the condition of the pre-rolled joint. I also think it would be worth it to use a filter and packaging that are more appropriate for the size of the joint. That said, it's not a bad product; the profile is good, and the effects are too. For the price, it's not bad at all. It wouldn't be my first choice, but I'd be curious to try it again someday.

Black Mamba by Ritual Green

1. Packaging

A small, opaque, forest green mylar bag, emblematic of the brand, with a large transparent window on the front, revealing the flowers. The label lists the THC (32.27%), CBD (0.06%), and total terpene levels (2.80%). It also includes a list of the dominant terpenes and their individual percentages, the classification (indica dominant), the lineage (Mint Chocolate Chip x The Cube), the producer (Mernova Medicinal Inc.), the packaging date (2026-07-06), and the mentions "QA & User Tested" and "Irradiation & E-Beam Free." A nice, generous presentation. The bag contained two Boosts, which I removed due to personal preference.

2. Appearance / Buds

Medium to small, dense buds with a slight bounce and good moisture balance. A decent look; the flowers have dark green hues and a "sandy" effect, adorned with trichomes. Under a microscope, there's a lot of trichome clumping. It smokes easily with a pale gray ash and a ring of resin.

3. Aromas/Terpenes

Limonene, caryophyllene, myrcene, selinadiene. 

On the nose, it's subtle, with earthy, chocolate, floral, pastry, woody, and peppery notes. Grinding releases menthol notes that accompany the chocolate, bark, earthy, peppery, herbaceous, and tangy aromas. On a dry hit, it becomes a bit more woody, piney, citrusy, herbaceous, hoppy, earthy, and leathery notes. On the palate, it returns to cocoa, mint, earthy, woody, leathery, herbaceous, and tangy flavors. The smoke is heavy and creamy.

4. Effects

The effects are quite rapid; I feel them "behind my eyes." My body is relaxed, relieved, and numb. A powerful and comforting couchlock. Cerebrally, there's strong euphoria, an uplifted mood, relaxation, a desire to laugh, and an overall sense of well-being. The high is strong, very visible on the face, and requires extra effort to stay focused. A late-night buzz, chill session with close friends, movie/gaming. Beware of munchies and drowsiness; it's curing my chronic insomnia. A strong body high.

I reviewed it almost a year ago; I was already captivated, and I find it even more refined today. The complexity of the aromas seems more defined/pronounced, and the effects are even stronger/faster. Its potency challenges my tolerance, and I like that. It's a repurchase I couldn't do without.

Purchased on the medical market from Teedy

Black Mamba by Ritual Green

1. Packaging A small, opaque, forest green mylar bag, emblematic of the brand, with a large transparent window on the front, revealing the flowers. The label lists the THC (32.27%), CBD (0.06%), and total terpene levels (2.80%). It also includes a list of the dominant terpenes and their individual percentages, the classification (indica dominant), the lineage (Mint Chocolate Chip x The Cube), the producer (Mernova Medicinal Inc.), the packaging date (2026-07-06), and the mentions "QA & User Tested" and "Irradiation & E-Beam Free." A nice, generous presentation. The bag contained two Boosts, which I removed due to personal preference.

2. Appearance / Buds Medium to small, dense buds with a slight bounce and good moisture balance. A decent look; the flowers have dark green hues and a "sandy" effect, adorned with trichomes. Under a microscope, there's a lot of trichome clumping. It smokes easily with a pale gray ash and a ring of resin.

3. Aromas/Terpenes Limonene, caryophyllene, myrcene, selinadiene. On the nose, it's subtle, with earthy, chocolate, floral, pastry, woody, and peppery notes. Grinding releases menthol notes that accompany the chocolate, bark, earthy, peppery, herbaceous, and tangy aromas. On a dry hit, it becomes a bit more woody, piney, citrusy, herbaceous, hoppy, earthy, and leathery notes. On the palate, it returns to cocoa, mint, earthy, woody, leathery, herbaceous, and tangy flavors. The smoke is heavy and creamy.

4. Effects The effects are quite rapid; I feel them "behind my eyes." My body is relaxed, relieved, and numb. A powerful and comforting couchlock. Cerebrally, there's strong euphoria, an uplifted mood, relaxation, a desire to laugh, and an overall sense of well-being. The high is strong, very visible on the face, and requires extra effort to stay focused. A late-night buzz, chill session with close friends, movie/gaming. Beware of munchies and drowsiness; it's curing my chronic insomnia. A strong body high.

I reviewed it almost a year ago; I was already captivated, and I find it even more refined today. The complexity of the aromas seems more defined/pronounced, and the effects are even stronger/faster. Its potency challenges my tolerance, and I like that. It's a repurchase I couldn't do without.