Uber Eats offered a platinum match
So last week Uber Eats offered to match my Platinum status if I could show that I was on a higher tier with another delivery platform. So I submitted it and I realize I made a horrible mistake. I have never gotten more steaming pile of 💩 offers in my life. They also stated if after 100 deliveries I remained at Platinum they would give me an $800 bonus. I guess they figure somebody would sign up for this and accept all of the offers to get the bonus but I have never been offered as many consistently awful orders in my life. I am getting very few Platinum offers to begin with and all of them are three or $4 orders for like 9 MI. Uber is really hoping idiots will take all of these absolutely pathetic offers out of desperation. I should have stayed at Gold.