u/Mysterious_Finish115

Image 1 — Standard Farms flower
Image 2 — Standard Farms flower

Standard Farms flower

does anyone ever buy standard farms flower? i have a couple months ago but it was pretty crispy and had little effects, (stock was sitting for quite a while so i can imagine why)

i was asking because i noticed my favorite strain, gastropop flower at around 2% terps which can be decent in this program😹 was wondering if anyone has tried it, has any pics or some kind of review? TIA

u/Mysterious_Finish115 — 14 hours ago

This is candy fumez by standard farms that i found sitting in the back of my fridge. i dont even remember when the last drop was but i know it was a while ago, anyways i cracked it open and has this interesting looking film on the surface and am hesitant to smoke it. just pulled it out of the fridge so going to see if when it warms up it goes away (waited and it didn’t go away at room temp) wondering if its condensation that somehow got in the jar? maybe it just needs a whip and im being paranoid lmk

edit: i have come to the conclusion that it is no longer good to smoke, it hissed more than normal dab would when i put it in my banger so im taking that as a sign that its no longer smokable. i dont think i stored this one appropriately when i first got it and only put it in my fridge a couple of months ago when i found it so im assuming that was the cause of its demise. feel free to take this down mods, or keep it up for educational purposes up to you guys

u/Mysterious_Finish115 — 27 days ago

lemme start off by saying that the consistency is definitely similar to the last batch but a little more wet/airy almost like playdough and i know that’s a big turn off to a lot of people. (more for me lol)

The nose on this jar compared to the other one hits a little different though in my opinion, i’m getting a more subtle gassy undertone with a lot more candy/sweetness than floral on the last batch which i have still and am comparing the two side by side. i honestly don’t know which one i like better but i think this one definitely stinks a little more than the last, it lingers pretty far it’s sitting about 6 feet away from me while typing this review and i keep getting good whiffs of it.

love the color of this jar it’s beautiful, super pale and glossy, burns a very light yellow on 465°F. getting more of the candy gas on the inhale and lots of floral on the exhale which was surprising. no harshness for being the consistency either

the effects are probably my favorite part i get an immediate feeling behind my eyes after the second rip. after the cleanup im ready to relax and i just sink into the couch. watching cartoons and the euphoria always hits the same way. giggling at stupid shit until i tire myself out. eyes start to slowly get heavier and next thing you know it im ready for bed. (fairly certain this is a sativa dominant hybrid as well)

overall i rate this a 10/10 but im also kinda biased on this one so i passed it to my girlfriend and asked her and she gave it a 8.5 out of 10

u/Mysterious_Finish115 — 28 days ago