u/Mythicali-Gleek

Alright so as of August 22nd when I'm writing this, I'm just gonna go ahead and mark Cough Syrup as the winner awhile in the next poll. The real winner this poll is me because it has less than 7 songs.
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That (almost)-joke aside, I do genuinely hope Cough Syrup wins and I'm gonna wildly surprised if it doesn't.

I also like the Fly/I Believe I Can Fly mashup.
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HEART'S WINNERS:
PART 1: 1st was Love Shack with 98, and 2nd was I Will Always Love You with 86.
PART 2: 1st was Stereo Hearts with 152, and 2nd was Home with 41.

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NEXT POLL: Is yet another 2-parter I'm gonna crash out-
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*La Cucaracha was excluded for probably every reason you can think of and then some*
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I really like the Hero half of Bamboleo/Hero, I wish it would've been JUST Hero's lyrics.

I also really like La Isla Bonita.
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MICHAEL'S WINNERS:
PART 1: 1st was, of course, Smooth Criminal with 388, 2nd was Scream with 29, and 3rd was Bad with 37.
PART 2: 1st was Never Can Say Goodbye with 137, 2nd was Human Nature with 103, and 3rd was I Want You Back with 55.

And with that, Smooth Criminal takes 2nd place on the S3 leaderboard and 2nd place across all seasons, currently sitting only behind Rumour Has It/Someone Like You, which sits at #1 for most voted song of all the polls so far, the only song to make it past 400 votes.

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EXTRA PERFORMANCE:
Buenos Aires (Harmony/The Unitards)
*Will be put in a poll for "Extras" after the Season 3 finale poll.*
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NEXT POLL: Will be a 2-PARTER!
And so it begins 🙃.
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Welcome back, White Chocolate Sam.
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Please don't let Red Solo Cup win.

I REALLY hope ABC wins, I LOVE this performance. (It's not what I'm expecting to win though)
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I KISSED A GIRL'S WINNER: 1st was episode title itself, I Kissed A Girl with 182. 2nd was Constant Cravings with 134. 3rd was surprisingly (but happily!) Jolene with 93, and 4th was Girls Just Want To Have Fun with 58.

Welp, out of 6 choices, I loved 3 of them, have a conflicted sorta-liking for one of them, and hated 2 of them... so of course those 2 got 1st & 2nd 🫠
I AM happy to see Beiste's Jolene do so well though! Although I will being marking Perfect as absolutely *r o b b e d* on the leaderboard as I do with some performances that *were* absolutely robbed.

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This episode gives me gay crashouts. In a good way.

Why does nobody acknowledge the fact that Kurt, Blaine & Rachel all lose their virginity not only on the exact same night, but presumably at the actual exact same time.
And even though Finn slept with Santana once before, this is the first time he's with someone he actually cares about, so it probably feels like he's kinda losing it for the first time, too.

Also don't be like Finn & Rachel, taking/giving virginity in the family living room, right in front of the family photos and everything smh.
I can't believe I actively have to give kudos to Kurt & Blaine for doing it in Blaine's room but here we are.

Anygay, I would sell my house and live in a wet box to see a version of this episode that uses this entire script. I at least want the gay bar fantasy performance.
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POT O' GOLD'S WINNER:
1st was Candyman with 167, 2nd was Last Friday Night with 139, and 3rd was Take Care Of Yourself with 37.

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Welcome to Season 3! I hope you like 2-parters 'cause we got 4 of them within an 8-episode span (y a y 🫠)
We also have 5 Extras for the post-finale poll because Reddit doesn't like the number 7.
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R.I.P. Dalton-era Blaine. You are missed.
very, *v e r y* missed. Like painstakingly missed. Dalton-era Blaine Simp tbh

R.I.P. Kurtcedes, you made it through a whole 2 seasons and that's more than a lot of relationships on this show so- respect, I guess (no Respect-pun intended)

Also R.I.P. to every piano that was brutally murdered in this episode. I think there was 2?
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If Sugar gets literally any votes you're either trolling, a musical masochist, or Brittany. But she does sing enough of it to count as a performance.

Just realized this episode starts with We Got The Beat and ends with You Can't Stop The Beat, I don't know if that was intentional but it's fitting regardless.

We Got The Beat is my favorite here.
I like Blaine's It's Not Unusual *more* than the original, but I still can't really say I actually *like* it, I like 2 songs by Tom Jones, and that song is not one of them.

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(Please note I am dyscalculic, |Dyslexia for numbers |if you see a mistake in consistency please point it out so I can edit/fix it.)

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THE "TOP 6 POLL" RESULTS ARE AT THE BOTTOM

As is a link to the Season 1 leaderboard.

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CLARIFCATIONS:

Any performances with the same quantity of votes: the earlier episode gets the better placement. First come, first serve for ties.

Any episode that was split into 2 polls will have 2 winners.

If a single episode had 2 polls, it is specified which song was in which poll.

All the songs marked "EXTRA" were all put in the same poll, despite being different episodes.

And as I assume is obvious, any song marked "WINNER" means it got 1st in it's initial poll.

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1. I Feel Pretty/Unpretty (2x18/Born This Way, 370/833 votes) WINNER
2. River Deep, Mountain High (2x04/Duets, 307/499 votes) WINNER
3. Landslide (2x15/Sexy, 302/506 votes) WINNER
4. Marry You (2x08/Furt, 262/417 votes) WINNER
5. Valerie (2x09/Special Education, 250/407 votes) WINNER
6. Blame It (On The Alcohol) | (2x14/Blame It On The Alcohol, 236/578 votes) WINNER
7. Loser Like Me (2x16/Original Song - PART 2, 233/671 votes) WINNER
8. Singing In The Rain/Umbrella (2x07/The Substitute, 229/515 votes) WINNER
9. Take Me Or Leave Me (2x13/Comeback, 225/486 votes) WINNER
10. Thriller/Heads Will Roll (2x11/The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, 222/395 votes) WINNER
11. Somewhere Only We Know (2x18/Born This Way, 221/833 votes) <3
12. Teenage Dream (2x06/Never Been Kissed, 216/407 votes) WINNER <3
13. Songbird (2x19/Rumours, 209/595 votes) WINNER
14. Back To Black (2x21/Funeral, 209/492 votes) WINNER <3
15. Forget You (2x07/The Substitute, 201/515 votes)
16. I Want To Hold Your Hand (2x03/Grilled Cheesus, 183/503 votes) WINNER <3
17. Me Against The Music (2x02/Britney/Brittany, 178/442 votes) WINNER
18. Don't You Want Me (2x14/Blame It On The Alcohol, 176/578 votes)
19. Losing My Religion (2x03/Grilled Cheesus, 165/503 votes)
20. My Cup (2x22/New York - PART 2, 165/372 votes) WINNER
21. Born This Way (2x18/Born This Way, 162/833 votes) (R O B B E D)
22. Go Your Own Way (2x19/Rumours, 162/595 votes)
23. Raise Your Glass (2x16/Original Song - PART 1, 161/398 votes) WINNER
24. Rolling In The Deep (2x20/Prom Queen, 160/540 votes) WINNER
25. Baby, It's Cold Outside (2x10/A Very Glee Christmas, 159/305 votes) WINNER <3
26. Trouty Mouth (2x16/Original Song - PART 2, 156/671 votes)
27. I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (2x20/Prom Queen, 156/540 votes) (seriously, WAY too long of a title)
28. Start Me Up/Living On A Prayer (2x06/Never Been Kissed, 140/407 votes)
29. For Good (2x22/New York - PART 1, 137/325 votes) WINNER
30. Empire State Of Mind (2x01/Audition, 134/397 votes) WINNER
31. My Man (2x21/Funeral, 132/492 votes)
32. Turning Tables (2x17/A Night Of Neglect, 131/470 votes) WINNER
33. I Love New York/New York, New, York (2x22/New York - PART 1, 131/325 votes) (New York doesn't even sound like words anymore to me)
34. Telephone (2x01/Audition, 128/397 votes)
35. I'm A Slave 4 U (2x02/Britney/Brittany, 127/442 votes)
36. Hell To The No (2x16/Original Song - PART 2, 125/671 votes)
37. Ain't No Way (2x17/A Night Of Neglect, 121/470 votes)
38. Tik Tok (2x14/Blame It On The Alcohol, 118/578 votes)
39. [A Chorus Line's] Sing! (2x04/Duets - EXTRA, 118/216 votes) WINNER
40. Blackbird (2x16/Original Song - PART 1, 114/398 votes)
41. Dancing Queen (2x20/Prom Queen, 114/540 votes)
42. Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 2, 112/244 votes) WINNER
43. P.Y.T. (2x12/Silly Love Songs, 110/492 votes) WINNER
44. Silly Love Songs (2x12/Silly Love Songs, 106/492 votes)
45. Get It Right (2x16/Original Song - PART 2, 106/671 votes)
46. Time Warp (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 1, 103/260 votes) WINNER
47. All By Myself (2x17/A Night Of Neglect, 99/470 votes)
48. [Bruno Mars's] Just The Way You Are (2x08/Furt, 98/417 votes)
49. Firework (2x12/Silly Love Songs, 98/492 votes)
50. Pure Imagination (2x21/Funeral, 98/492 votes)
51. [My Chemical Romance's] Sing (2x13/Comeback, 96/486 votes)
52. Light Up The World (2x22/New York - PART 2, 96/372 votes)
53. Pretending (2x22/New York - PART 2, 94/372 votes)
54. Sweet Transvestite (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 1, 93/260 votes)
55. When I Get You Alone (2x12/Silly Love Songs, 90/492 votes)
56. Misery (2x16/Original Song - PART 1, 90/398 votes)
57. Fat Bottomed Girls (2x12/Silly Love Songs, 88/492 votes)
58. Last Christmas (2x10/A Very Glee Christmas, 87/305 votes)
59. Bills, Bills, Bills (2x11/The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, 83/395 votes)
60. I Don't Want To Know (2x19/Rumours, 80/595 votes)
61. [Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillet's] Lucky (2x04/Duets, 69/499 votes) (nice)
62. Need You Now (2x11/The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, 69/395 votes) (nice)
63. One Of Us (2x03/Grilled Cheesus, 68/503 votes)
64. Animal (2x15/Sexy, 68/506 votes) <3
65. Don't Stop (2x19/Rumours, 68/595 votes)
66. Jar Of Hearts (2x20/Prom Queen, 68/540 votes)
67. Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) | (2x15/Sexy, 66/506 votes)
68. Science Fiction, Double Feature (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 2, 65/244 votes)
69. Dog Days Are Over (2x09/Special Education, 65/407 votes)
70. I Follow Rivers (2x17/A Night Of Neglect, 65/470 votes)
71. Papa, Can You Hear Me? (2x03/Grilled Cheesus - EXTRA, 64/216 votes)
72. Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy (2x04/Duets, 62/499 votes)
73. Whatever Happened To Saturday Night [AKA; Hot Patootie] (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 2, 60/244 votes)
74. [Justin Bieber's] Somebody To Love (2x13/Comeback, 58/486 votes)
75. I Know What Boys Like (2x13/Comeback, 54/486 votes)
76. Mike dancing to Bubble Toes (2x17/A Night Of Neglect, 54/470 votes)
77. Billionaire (2x01/Audition, 53/397 votes)
78. Afternoon Delight (2x15/Sexy, 57/506 votes)
79. Listen (2x01/Audition, 49/397 votes)
80. Damn It, Janet (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 1, 49/260 votes)
81. Toxic (2x02/Britney/Brittany, 48/442 votes)
82. Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag (2x07/The Substitute, 46/515 votes)
83. [Billy Joel's] Only The Good Die Young (2x03/Grilled Cheesus, 43/503 votes)
84. Dreams (2x19/Rumours, 43/494 votes)
85. The Only Exception (2x02/Britney/Brittany, 42/442 votes)
86. Stop! In The Name Of Love/Free Your Mind (2x06/Never Been Kissed, 41/407 votes)
87. Big Ass Heart (2x16/Original Song - PART 2, 41/671 votes)
88. (I've Had) The Time Of My Life (2x09/Special Education, 40/407 votes)
89. As If We Never Said Goodbye (2x18/Born This Way, 40/833 votes)
90. Try A Little Tenderness (2x21/Funeral, 40/492 votes)
91. Don't Go Breaking My Heart (2x04/Duets, 34/499 votes)
92. Sway (2x08/Furt, 33/417 votes)
93. Baby (2x13/Comeback, 33/486 votes)
94. Never Going Back Again (2x19/Rumours, 33/595 votes)
95. Hey, Soul Sister (2x09/Special Education, 32/407 votes) (robbed)
96. My Headband (2x14/Blame It On The Alcohol, 30/578 votes) (seriously you guys have to be trolling)
97. What I Did For Love (2x01/Audition, 27/397 votes)
98. Bridge Over Troubled Water (2x03/Grilled Cheesus, 26/503 votes)
99. Make 'Em Laugh (2x07/The Substitute, 26/515 votes)
100. As Long As You're There (2x22/New York - PART 1, 25/325 votes) (didn't know it was an original - sorry)
101. ...Baby, One More Time (2x02/Britney/Brittany, 24/442 votes)
102. Ohio (2x08/Furt, 24/417 votes)
103. The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year (2x10/A Very Glee Christmas, 24/305 votes)
104. Stronger (2x02/Britney/Brittany, 23/442 votes)
105. Candles (2x16/Original Song - PART 1, 23/98 votes)
106. Le Jazz Hot! (2x04/Duets, 22/499 votes)
107. We Need A Little Christmas (2x10/A Very Glee Christmas, 22/305 votes)
108. Isn't She Lovely? (2x20/Prom Queen, 22/540 votes)
109. You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch |ALBUM VERSION ONLY| (2x10/A Very Glee Christmas - EXTRA, 22/216 votes)
110. She's Not There (2x11/The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, 21/395 votes)
111. This Little Light Of Mine (2x13/Comeback, 20/486 votes)
112. I've Gotta Be Me (2x18/Born This Way, 20/833 votes)
113. New Directions/Flash Mob dancing to "Barbra Streisand" (2x18/Born This Way, 20/833 votes)
114. Friday (2x20/Prom Queen, 20/540 votes)
115. I Look To You (2x03/Grilled Cheesus, 18/503 votes)
116. One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (2x14/Blame It On The Alcohol, 18/578 votes)
117. Bella Notte (2x22/New York - PART 1, 17/325 votes)
118. Still Got Tonight (2x22/New York - PART 2, 17/372 votes)
119. There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) | (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 1, 15/260 votes)
120. Yeah! (2x22/New York - PART 1, 15/325 votes)
121. Don't Cry For Me, Argentina (2x09/Special Education, 14/407 votes)
122. Conjunction Junction (2x07/The Substitute, 13/515 votes)
123. Kiss (2x15/Sexy, 13/506 votes)
124. Some People (2x21/Funeral, 13/492 votes)
125. Nice To Meet You, Have I Slept With You? (2x19/Rumours - EXTRA, 12/216 votes)
126. One Love (People Get Ready) | (2x06/Never Been Kissed, 10/407 votes)
127. Jesus Is My Friend (2x16/Original Song - PART 1, 10/398 votes) (10 votes too many)
128. Only Child (2x16/Original Song - PART 2, 10/671 votes)
129. Planet, Schmanet, Janet |ALBUM ONLY| (2x05/Rocky Horror Glee Show - PART 2, 7/244 votes)
130. Welcome Christmas (2x10/A Very Glee Christmas, 7/305 votes)
131. Every Rose Has It's Thorn (2x01/Audition, 6/397 votes)
132. The Living Years (2x09/Special Education, 6/407 votes)
133. Merry Christmas, Darling (2x10/A Very Glee Christmas, 6/305 votes)
134. With You, I'm Born Again (2x04/Duets, 5/499 votes)

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THE "TOP 6" WINNERS:

1. River Deep, Mountain High (2x04/Duets, 153/538 votes) WINNER x2
2. I Feel Pretty/Unpretty (2x18/Born This Way, 134/538 votes)
3. Valerie (2x09/Special Education, 121/538 votes)
4. Blame It (On The Alcohol) | (2x14/Blame It On The Alcohol, 50/538 votes)
5. Landslide (2x15/Sexy, 49/538 votes)
6. Marry You (2x08/Furt, 31/538 votes

Welp! Despite being the highest voted of the season and tied for highest voted across all seasons (so far), I Feel Pretty/Unpretty, when put against all the season's favorites, only landed 2nd. Which means River Deep, Mountain High becomes a x2 winner and will get it's chance at being 3x winner after Season 6's Top 6 (as the final Top 6/the final poll of this poll series will be the winner of each Top 6 against each-other).

Landslide and Marry You both remained so close til the very end (obviously) that I couldn't even place them until the poll fully ended, that doesn't happen too often.

While the whole board is being saved till the very end of the poll series, the current Top 10 and lowest 10 across all seasons will be highlighted in the comments, just to get a glimpse of current standings.

We're taking a 1 week break and then Season 3 starts next Tuesday! (September 8th)

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SEASON 1 LEADERBOARD: https://www.reddit.com/r/glee/s/jdYlpAvj3c

🚨VOTE FOR FAVORITE COVER HERE: https://www.reddit.com/r/glee/s/we25Qk0jRv 🚨

I Love New York/New York, New York (New Directions)

Bella Notte (Puck, Artie & Sam)

For Good (Rachel & Kurt)

Yeah! (Singaz Wit Attitude)

As Long As You're There (Sunshine Corazon w/ Vocal Adrenaline)
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Still Got Tonight is technically a Matthew Morrison original from his own album, but I'm counting it here, I actually really like this song. I'm voting My Cup though.

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🚨VOTE FOR FAVORITE ORIGINAL PERFORMANCE HERE: https://www.reddit.com/r/glee/s/j1udCaxEKF 🚨

My Cup (Brittany & Artie)

[Matthew Morrison's] Still Got Tonight (Will)

Pretending (Rachel & Finn w/ New Directions)

Light Up The World (New Directions)

EDIT: Apparently the Sunshine song is a Glee original, I didn't know that.
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NEXT POLL: Will be all the "extras" from S2 polls that couldn't fit in the 6 slots.
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Excluded was The Theme From New York, New York as they just briefly playfully sing it for a moment

I had to write the name "New York" 3 times in a row with no spaces and now it doesn't look right anymore. And then I had to follow it up with "New" one more time just to really make it disorienting.
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Not gonna lie, I want Singaz Wit Attitude to win the cover-half of this poll.
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FUNERAL'S WINNER: 1st was Back To Black with 209 (🎉🎉), 2nd was My Man with 132, and 3rd was Pure Imagination with 98.

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(YES THIS WAS REPOSTED, as I made a mistake in one the options, and I can't edit the options if the 7(?) people who voted on the first poll see this, please cast your vote again.)
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NEXT POLL: Will be a 2-PARTER, once again separated by originals & covers.

Then we're gonna do the poll for "extras" because Reddit can't count higher than 6- and THEN we're gonna do the Top 6 Winners poll.
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The Saturday break was a good call as I got to sleep in and wasn't totally exhausted when I had to do some running later. Also finally got to catch up on writing a few more of Season 3's polls (which is apparently just *loaded* with episodes with 7+ songs 🫠)
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I LOVE Naya's version of Back To Black, I think it's her absolute best of the entire series.

Some People is alright too but as a Kurt Simp I do hope it does good (almost as good as Back To Black) but I won't be upset if it wins.
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PROM QUEEN'S WINNER: 1st was Rolling In The Deep with 160, 2nd was I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (what a mouthful) with 156, and 3rd was Dancing Queen with 114.

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NO POLL THIS SATURDAY - Due to quite a long and exhausting week for me, I'm bumping the next poll to Sunday so hopefully I can rest a bit more and not worry about getting up so early to post on schedule. Plus Season 3 is in sight and I still need to finish like half that season's polls 😅 so we're skipping Saturday this week but we'll be back on Sunday!
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I LOVE skirt-suits, I really loved Kurt's prom outfit. Skirt-bottom attached to a suit/tux-top, I love that kind of outfit.
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I see 'Not Gonna Teach' get praised the shit out of in this fandom and honestly... I don't get it. I do think it's one of the most overrated in the show honestly.

Also Artie choosing a song about a newborn baby to prompose to Brittany never felt right to me, like literally the 2nd line is something about being just a few seconds old.

My favorite is Jar Of Hearts (followed by Rolling In The Deep)
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RUMOUR'S WINNER: 1st was Songbird with 209, 2nd was Go Your Own Way with 162, and 3rd was I Don't Want To Know with 80.

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EXTRA PERFORMANCE:
Nice To Meet You, Have I Sleep With You? (April & Will)
*Will be put in a poll for "Extras" after the Season 2 finale poll.*
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Is it just me or did the Season 2 polls go SIGNIFICANTLY faster than Season 1? It felt like Season 1 took awhile to finish and then it felt like Season 2 we just *zoomed* through.
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I am a fan of Fleetwood Mac and admittedly I don't think Glee did any of these songs better than the originals, BUT I do really like Glee's version I Don't Want To Know, it's the one cover from this episode I will listen to on it's own outside of the episode.
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BORN THIS WAY'S WINNER: 833 votes!
1st was I Feel Pretty/Unpretty with 370, 2nd was Somewhere Only We Know with 221, and 3rd got robbed so hard I'm calling the authorities was Born This Way with a depressingly-low 162.
4th was As If We Never Said Goodbye with 40, and instead of a 5th & 6th... we got a 5th place tie for last instead: I've Gotta Be Me & the mall flash mob dancing to "Barbra Streisand" tied for 5th/last with 20.

A new leader takes 1st on the S2 leaderboard, and joins Run, Joey, Run for a 1st place tie across all seasons, both earning 370 votes with only a 9-total-vote difference on both polls.

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Welcome back to Finchel & The Pips The New Directions, Kurt.

I still wish we had Sign Language emojis that'd be cool. But we still don't so...
Here's the title but in Braille instead
⠉⠕⠗⠝ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠺⠁⠽
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As much as I love Somewhere Only We Know... I gotta give it to Born This Way. But I hope Somewhere Only We Know gets 2nd.
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A NIGHT OF NEGLECT'S WINNER:
1st was Turning Tables with 131, 2nd was Ain't No Way with 121, and 3rd was All By Myself with 99.
4th was I Follow Rivers with 65, and 5th/last was Mike dancing to Bubble Toes with 54.

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For those lucky enough to have played it in the VERY short time it was available, I never got past I Follow Rivers on Glee Forever! I played that level for so long and could never beat it and then they discontinued the game and I'm still not over it after a decade :(
It was genuinely the BEST rhythm game I've EVER played (And I've played a lot, I love rhythm games)
My heart still hurts when I think about this game and that I never got to get further in it.

Anyway, that Glee cover gives me sad nostalgia now but it is genuinely my favorite song this episode.
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I live for Santana's threat to Karofsky in this episode. Love the way she gives him a choice of which nut she's gonna crack, love that she has razor blades in her hair, tons, just all up in there.
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ORIGINAL SONG'S WINNERS: was me 'cause Klaine
PART 1: 1st was Raise Your Glass with 161, 2nd was Blackbird with 114, and 3rd was Misery with 90.
PART 2: 1st was Loser Like Me with 233, 2nd was Trouty Mouth with 156, 3rd was Hell To The No with 125, and 4th was Get It Right with 106.

Who's the 10 that voted for Jesus Is My Friend, I just wanna talk-

Another impressive race with Part 2! 4 songs making it over 100 votes and one of those 4 decently over 200!

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🚨VOTE FOR FAVORITE 2x16 COVER PERFORMANCE IN PART 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/glee/s/L7NX5gtQUv 🚨

Misery (Blaine/The Warblers)

Blackbird (Kurt w/ The Warblers)

Jesus Is My Friend (Aural Intensity)

Candles (Kurt & Blaine w/ The Warblers)

Raise Your Glass (Blaine/The Warblers)
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I got lowkey beef with Hell To The No for interrupting Kurt & Blaine's first kiss but that's probably just me.
I unironically love Big Ass Heart to be honest, I thought it was a banger.

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🚨VOTE FOR FAVORITE 2x16 ORIGINAL PERFORMANCE IN PART 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/glee/s/pMuThkEBLa 🚨

Only Child (Rachel)

Trouty Mouth (Santana)

Big Ass Heart (Puck)

Hell To The No (Mercedes w/ New Directions Girls)

Get It Right (Rachel)

Loser Like Me (Rachel & Finn w/ New Directions)
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BEGGING Reddit to add more poll slots.
This episode has 11 performances.
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Anyway. I am yet again wanting to cry trying to pick a favorite. I love every single Warblers performance here (and yes, that includes Candles). (Actually I think Candles is my favorite here)
And since New Directions only performs original songs this episode, it is almost exclusively a Warblers battle here... and 1 song about Jesus.

And if Aural Intensity gets anything other than last I am suing... somebody 🤷‍♂️
I wanted to exclude it so bad but it unfortunately is a full performance and I'm unfortunately fair.
If I didn't like my flair so much I'd change it to Professional Aural Intensity Hater.
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I have to apologize yet again to another performance, after rewatching 1x19 Dream On yesterday, I realized I heavily misremembered the scene where they're singing Piano Man, and by my own standards should've counted it as a full performance, but- 🤷‍♂️ too late now.
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SEXY'S WINNER: ironically was the only song in the episode NOT about sex, Landslide got 1st with 302, Animal got robbed 2nd with 68, and 3rd was Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) with 66.

Landslide takes 2nd place on the S2 leaderboard, falling just 6 votes short of 1st. It also takes 4th across all seasons, falling just 6 votes short of 3rd.

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Trivia: This is the first episode to not feature Kurt.
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I personally loved Glee's version of MCR's Sing but according to most YouTube comments it absolutely sucks. Also I like Sam's Baby infinitely more than Justin Bieber's. The more I listen to I Know What Boys Like, the more I like it.
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SILLY LOVE SONGS' WINNER:
1st was P.Y.T with 110 (why do y'all hate me), 2nd was episode title itself - Silly Love Songs with 106, and 3rd was Firework with 98.
4th was When I Get You Alone with 90, and 5th/last was Fat Bottomed Girls with 88.

Excluding the S1 Top 6 Poll, this is the first initial poll where a Queen song did NOT win, and on top of that, even got last.

You guys got a real knack for making these polls go in almost the exact opposite order I want them to, you know that?
Anyway - my least favorite got 1st and my 2 favorites got last, but regardless, wow! What a close poll that was! Usually by the 30th hour (if that) I can type up the result places awhile on the next (this) poll and just wait til it ends to add the final numbers, but this one remained so close and songs switched places so much that I had to wait until the final hour to write each song's position for these results.

It took 417 votes before any song reached 100, seriously impressive.

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*Tina's My Funny Valentine was excluded for IMMEDIATELY having an emotional breakdown during it*
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Blaine only liked Jeremiah for his GAP discount, change my mind

Ain't no way Blaine's been hanging out with Kurt and was still crushing on Jeremiah, come on now-
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I REALLY hate the song P.Y.T. (Both Glee's and the original) so I'm desperately hoping that doesn't win.

Song-wise, Fat Bottomed Girls was the best performance of the episode, and as a Queen fanatic I don't compliment just any Queen cover like that. But he had a great voice for it.

However, scene-wise, When I Get You Alone definitely had the most going on and was most amusing, and recently the song itself (but only this version) had really grown on me so I gotta go with that.

These are actually the only 2 performances of the episode I like.
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Side note: Fat Bottomed Girls is by far the hardest song I ever learned on drums.
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THE SUE SYLVESTER SHUFFLE'S WINNER: 1st was of course Thriller/Heads Will Roll with 222. 2nd was Bills, Bills, Bills with 83, 3rd was Need You Now with 69 (nice) and 4th/last was She's Not There with 21.

And with that... Teenage Dream is on its last leg in 6th, and I Want To Hold Your Hand is officially out and I am sad. This is why I wanted Baby, It's Cold Outside to be the one to knock it out, because I knew something would eventually and I like B,ICO a lot more than Thriller/Heads Will Roll... but- the Gleeks have spoken 🤷‍♂️

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