Hell, I like your shitposts about skipping season 1. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG. I GOT YOUR NAME, I GOT YOUR ASS!

u/Mytongueinyourrectum — 6 days ago
▲ 798 r/seinfeld

Worst jokes?

I know we can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow, but I always found this one to be very unSeinfeldian.

u/Mytongueinyourrectum — 18 days ago
▲ 24 r/curb

The blue hat, the orange hat, the one with the cockle shells, the one with the feathers, and let's not forget the red one you're making for that asshole stone mason!

u/Mytongueinyourrectum — 1 month ago