u/Naterskins

So I'm sitting in a Risa Massage shop trying out a foot massage for the first time and figured I'd type up one of the more interesting experiences that I've had here.

My Scottish friend introduced me to a club that's a good spot after most bars close. I quickly figured out he enjoys it because there is a super cute waitress there. And to his credit, she's about a 9 physically and an 11 in personality... but she is also as lesbian as they come.

Well I've got a lot of gay and lesbian friends in the states, even used to have a lesbian best friend that would go "hunting" with me in college. In my opinion, you'll never get a better wingman than a lesbian.

I also did a lot of reading after my first trip about the Tom and Dee culture. It's fascinating to me and i really wanted to see one of their clubs on this trip. So as i often say, fuck it.

I explain to the super hot lesbian who's definitely a Dee that I want lesbian friends and ask her where to go. She gives me a very vague answer I don't really understand so i ask her to take my buddy and i to one. At first she's a little hesitant, but luckily I know the Pattaya password... "I pay". Suddenly we're in like Flynn and she even asks to bring friends. More lesbians? No brainer.

My buddy and I take her, two other waitresses, and one of the club dancers to this Tomboy bar out in the middle of the real Thai clubs. Our deal was that i would buy all the drinks and they would look out for us and make sure we had fun.

I probably won't do it again but we had a fucking blast. Our table was surrounded with hot Dees and tiny Tomboys who looked like little guys with strapped down tits. It's kind of surreal being the only 2 guys in a bar and the only white people. I'm also not exactly vertically gifted so being one of the tallest people in the room was interesting too. Ended up drinking a whole bottle of Sangsom with them and getting a bunch of numbers from girls who wanted me to bankroll more of their fun (which I have no plans of doing).

At the end of the night i got to see a Tom bar and hang out with hot lesbians, my buddy got to hang out with his hot lesbian, and the girls got to party for free. Obviously nothing sexual happened but it was fun to see a different side of Pattaya and make new friends.

Just had maybe the most awkward experience of my fucking life. But first, the backstory...

Many of you who followed my first adventure know I'm a big fan of the GCs. I've been trying to get my Scottish and Irish buddies into them as well as I feel like GCs get a bad rep. So I take my Scottish friend in one a few days ago. He's a little shy so I've got to get him drinking and loosened up before he'll engage with the girls. We drink a beer, order another, and start a round of pool. I'm absolute shit at pool so I use it as an opportunity to flirt with the girls.

While we're playing I see a girl that is just my speed. Cute face, nice ass, and good overall figure. She's staring at me so I start flirting and she seems into it. I decide after our game finishes I'll buy her a drink. And fuck my life, a dude walks in while we're on the 8 ball and buys her a drink. She does the sad eyes, pretends to cry when he isn't looking, etc. Well I'm not the sort of dude that will flirt with a girl who is on another guy, so we leave. She signals "5 minutes" so I decide to come back a little later to see if he's gone. After about 45 minutes i go back and he's still there so i go on about my day.

This is where shit gets fucky.. about 2 hours ago I roll back in, right when the place opens. I immediately grab her and good thing I did because 3 dudes walk in right after and are staring at her.

We have a drink and chat it up a little. During our warm up period she tells me she's really attracted to me because i look like her ex who was also American, a veteran, had a beard, and had a bit of a belly. If you're paying attention you noticed i said WAS not IS. That's right, he's dead. I quickly change the subject because she's getting a little emotional about it. Things get back on track and we head upstairs.

I'm actually having an amazing time until she hits me with the weirdest fucking curveball... while I'm inside this girl she asks me why I look so much like her ex... What. The. Fuck. And then it gets worse... she starts calling me his name. The fucking cherry on top? His name is the same as my younger brother.... needless to say, couldn't finish.

How the fuck do i get in these situations? Lol

Well fellas, I was going to write up a 6 month recap to tell everyone which changes in my life I was able to maintain and which ones reverted back to my pre-Pattaya ways. But life has a way of fucking up even the best laid plans.

I was doing amazing for about 4 months. Lost 30lbs while putting on a lot of muscle i had lost. Maintained a positive mental state without medication. Things were looking very good for me, and then it hit me like a Mack truck. A massive panic attack that sent me into a spiral. Not going to lie, it was a pretty fucking dark time and almost 2 months later I'm still feeling the effects.

Luckily, I met a good friend in Pattaya on my previous trip and little did i know, but he already had another trip planned. He suggested I come out and meet up with him. So once again I said fuck it, and booked a trip.

Between the time I booked the trip and now I've started therapy at the VA for PTSD, got back on medication, gained back about 10 of the 30lbs I lost, and generally been pretty fucked up.

But now, I'm back in Pattaya until mid July. I've got a good buddy playing wingman, and I'm working on the positive mental attitude. I've only been back about 36 hours, but i can already tell it's going to help.

I won't be posting my adventures every day this time as I feel that's far more interesting from the perspective of a first timer. Though if something crazy happens I may post a short story or two.

Also, just to be clear, I do not recommend Pattaya for most people with serious mental health issues. There is a reason for the Pattaya Flyers Club. If you don't come with reasonable expectations and the right mind set, this place will chew you up and spit you out. But if you're the right kind of fucked up, maybe it is the answer for you. I suppose time will tell for me. Wishing all you degenerates the best, and I appreciate all the advice and guidance I've received from this sub.