u/Necessary_Debt6085

I desperately want a old girlfriend. I am 20 M. I want someone to connect with...someone who I can pamper. Who I can love...and could get back love and care in return too.

I'm 20M, and apparently peace is overrated.

Looking for an older girlfriend who:

Takes 6–8 business days to reply but gets mad if I don't respond in 30 seconds.

Says "I'm fine" when she's clearly planning my emotional downfall.

Starts arguments with "Nothing..." and ends them with me apologizing for something I still don't understand.

Calls me "kid" just to remind me of the age gap.

Randomly disappears, then comes back with "You don't love me anymore, do you?"

Is fluent in mixed signals and emotional plot twists.

Bonus points if you roast me, steal my hoodie, and somehow convince me everything was my fault.