u/Neko-gao

on the way to work this morning a people carrier took the outside lane at our first set of lights then wheel spun on amber before doing 40mph on a 60mph road (I stayed behind car on inside lane), at the next roundabout/lights the carriers taken inside lane and I've easily overtaken him from the outside lane using same exit, he has found more gears now but I am full send until we both pull into the same work car park, I stop for a post race discussion but he declines and parks up, what is my penance?

Got a flat, don't have a pump to run it to nearest fitter, booked online for Monday 2 rear tyres £200 including fitting! An emergency call out company initially quoted £195 for 1 tyre to arrive within 60 minutes which seemed a bit steep but I guess that's where they make their money.

To ease the burden I propose a 4 part special ENTIRELY atonal screaming, guests optional.