If not now WEN?
I'm going to keep this short. This is not a rallying cry or call for war, this is just a moment of reflection. A moment to look in the mirror and ask yourselves if you really believe that clown faced fuck Ronald Mcdipshit is really 21x hotter than the red headed sexpot herself.Think deep and hard about that. Ponder over it. Let it consume you. Because that's what the math is mathing.
You see if you take their current market caps and divide it by the totals stores what you find is that each McDungus location is worth approx 4.2. MILLION tendies
Meanwhile the Dumpster Diva herself is worth approx 200,000 per homefront
Now I don't know about you or your dirty dick tastebuds but speaking for myself I can with 100% certainty proclaim that I much rather enrich my arteries til heart failure with the dripping meat juice of a Baconator before I ever let a Big Mac take me to the grave. Frankly it's not even close.
“bUt ThE fRiEs" In response to this I hear you, I really do but these are BURGER establishments. The fries are the side bitch. We're talking about a wife here. Are you going to mess up a good thing over a side bitch? (Yea you probably are) but thats beside the point. The point is this and this alone. McDickweeds is NOT 21x better from a food alone standpoint by any means.
Im not saying to sell your grandmas veneers to buy shares, I'm just saying that I hope one day I can pull up to Wendy's in my red lambo with my son in the front seat and order some some fries to dip in our frosties and I can point over the the dumpster in the back and say "See that Wendell, that is where it all started"
Because what are we without traditions.