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In Trouble
For trying (unsuccessfully) to steal a container of Brazil nuts.
u/Nemesis204 — 14 days ago

For trying (unsuccessfully) to steal a container of Brazil nuts.
For me, it’s realizing that for a significant portion of the population, if you don’t physically demonstrate with your literal hands while saying “get under the sheet AND blanket”, what you find in the room could vary. You could have the “entirely on top of the blanket crowd”, buck ass naked. Or you could find that they sandwiched themselves between the blanket and the top sheet crowd. Never in a million years did I think I’d have to demonstrate how to get on a massage table to anyone.
What is it for you?
When a springer summons you to their office. She wants answers.