u/New-Pen3139

First of all to the minority that SOMEHOW thinks this is Dottore and not Capitano

The Pokémon says " Black FUR" Dottore is famously known for his crow references the biggest one being his black FEATHERS not FUR!

Anyways now that we are all on the same page with Capitano in his eggman era

what was the use of that last bit? " Hot, very hot" is this discount Pokémon talking about the lava? Because yeah that would make sense but the wording of the sentence is so weird this HAD to be some meta joke from the Devs right? I mean what do I look like asking an animal to articulate proper sentences?

I tell ya what - NOT STUPID because we see others of this totally not Pokémon species SPEAK NORMALLY TOGETHER

Either Cap's men were collecting all the stupid of the species or they are just tired as hell which is probably the right answer

That brings me to my last question. Why?

Cap why did you approve of animal cruelty? 🧍🏻 Like genuinely why? What could he gain from this? You were planning to boom yourself in the coming weeks why did you do this? What research could you have done? I get it if he was looking after the source mechanism key but how could you have gotten that info from animals?

It genuinely feels like before he arrived to natlan hoyo told him he had to do SOMETHING evil but that was all the instructions they gave him and he had to come up with something on the fly and went by " well hurting actual people is a bit too much so uhh I guess animals? "

I don't get why they gave the "honourable" harbinger this crime bro I can't find a single good reason to do this I don't mind him doing evil shi okay? He's not a full hero he'll do what NEEDS to be done no matter the cost for the greater good but maybe I'm stupid cuz I genuinely don't get what greater good he was working towards by doing this?

I feel hoyo themselves forgot about that too because it's never addressed after and on his monument he's surrounded by those same Pokémon 🧍🏻 imagine being one of them seeing the guy who stole your uncle weeks ago celebrated with an artwork of him AND YOUR UNCLE beside him and the president openly thanking him I would be so sick 💔

It's obvious hoyo didn't want him committing much crime that wasn't needed but then why do this? Couldn't they have just given him a cooler crime or something? Does Muavika even have any knowledge that this happened at all? Hoyo wtf were you cooking? This is some RANCID cooking I'm so sorry but genuinely this shit is ass and please don't come and say " he was studying plothegstn or whatever the heck it was called" because then I will just ask again WHY? He literally lived here years ago he knows what that stuff is it's not new to him he doesn't need to study shit

I am 100% sure this is just another thing hoyo will conveniently never bring up again and only made it cuz they just wanted to add that line with the yumkasaur for fan service or to subvert expectations

Source: me

To anyone still worried about hoyo reveling his face dw doug if he looks ANYTHING like the jester beneath his mask we are NEVER seeing that shi✌🏻 he's too dark

I gave him blue lines because he is said to have sacrs from before so maybe when the " rot" took over they turned blue like dain's arm

Ngl bro they done gave bro the archer treatment if you guys touch grass you wouldn't know who that is but I doubt it in fate we meet many different variants of archer

let me remind you before we start that this brother started out as a WHITE JAPANESE KID I want you to swipe from the second to the 4th image these are ALL the SAME GUY the in universe explanation as to why this happened is " the more DARK MAGIC emiya uses the more CORRUPTED he gets and dripper" 😦 okay maybe not that last part but you get it

Not detail wise I mean pure build here it covers exactly what Capitano's coat does is this hoyo finally deciding to make it work properly? Hmmmmm 🤔

This is considering the new " leaks" so be warned

&gt;!About Dain being playable really deep into 7.X and khaenriah being also in!<

I know the majority of us are probably pissed about that so I come today with a speculation of mine and considering the state of the genuine leakers I'm basically just as reliable as them 😁

Usually a normal region would have one summer patch and one anniversary patch but they really want to properly put both the stories of the fatui and shez as a whole AND everything Khaenriah then changes will HAVE to be made

Normal region is 9 patches excluding nk so we can already expect that much I'm adding another 4 extra patches for Khaenriah why only four? Well two reasons

1- Khaenriah is a destroyed nation with few actual survivors and none of them are a cute singer girl they can sell to the masses like they have done in EVERY other nation also spending a whole year in a destroyed nation is very redundant

2- four more patches would guarantee another anniversary patch Dain could release at the start of these or in between because the characters in the trival trailer are rarely the main highlights of the region they come from and nk has shown us that they CAN release multiple lore important characters in the same region somehow releasing varka Columbina and sandrone and giving each spot light and guys I get it this THE DAIN we are talking about here he's definitely important but so is literally EVERYTHING else from khaenriah

why is an anniversary patch important? Well because it just so happens to coincide with the day that THREE YEARS would have passed since CAPITANO'S in game appearance yes I AM pulling that card again

" But that doesn't matter" NO IT DOES if the 1000 days thing with dottore and his quest tells you anything is that hoyo CARES about numbers that's why zibai released on the year of the horse

Sorry if this post is a bit rushed I'm trying to emulate the quality of the leakers these days ✌🏻💖

Okay but genuinely how do they go from we know nothing to we know everything for the next year in two days? Please treat all the leaks you see that aren't preload with a bucket of salt

Low key reminds me of my ex Starscream yuck 😒

Btw in the event we see mualani using the Kamera more

Yes I posted something similar last year but due to recent artifact story leaks I thought it was time the people deserved a reminder

Yes I know he's also heavily inspired by the ice king from WoW but hear me out did you know a character can have MANY inspirations? Like come on he's jesus, thrain and ice king is Optimus really so crazy?

Cap's design and vibe may be from ice king but his soul is Optimus take it from me I have DECADES OF HISTORY with Optimus I know a prime when I see one trust me

Also when I say that hoyo DEFINITELY is basing him off Optimus I MEAN IT just look at his va's ALL of them voice a transformer eng cn and JP voicing Optimus or Megatron and Korean voicing transformers in general not Optimus exactly

Also cn va voices op SPECIALLY in tfp who's op is the most similar to cap

I DARE you to prove me wrong

some level of Optimus magic is at play here and I WON'T REST UNTIL EVERYONE KNOWS AND I'M NOT CRAZY ( I wanted to post this on the main sub but I'm sacred of mean people 😅)

Also what is Optimus most famous for? COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD this brother is a huge cockroach I tell you he just can't stay down

Here's a silly rendition of it as lazy as I could make it

Am I cooked?

Notice how Capitano is the only Captain in-game that has a capital letter and these things "" around his name a smart person could see that the Captain here isn't capitalised despite having the "" so this isn't Capitano

Notice how I said a smart person? -Anyways surprise shower thoughts does Capitano still have his birth certificate or nah? Is he legal?

The first image is a leak from the upcoming 7.0 update

I'm I crazy for immediately thinking about The Ice king freeing his dragon? 🧍🏻‍♂️ Asking for a friend here 🙏🏻

Not sure if anyone remembers my old Capitano Figure/ Statue I made and posted about cuz ever since then despite me saying I would complete it ......I never actually did he's still completely Black with no proper colouring other than his throne and the ice around it.

Eventually I got sick of looking at it

I wanted to destroy it all and start over but I just couldn't do it so instead I'm keeping it and starting a new one. Because other than some problems there are a lot of stuff that I like in it especially the side profile ( not so much the front of the helmet that looked wonky NGL) but the anatomy was good definitely a bit exaggerated for dear ol' Cap and yeah I admit it

( that's partly cuz it was supposed to be an oc of mine and not Capitano in the beginning but I love Capitano more than own children so I scraped my og plan and made it a Capitano figure that's why he's a lot buffer than usual )

In this new project he hopefully won't be as buff and tacky ( I have improved since 2024 yes I started that project in December 2024 don't judge me ) with cleaner work and this time he won't be sitting he'll be standing just like in the second picture I provided why such a different pose?

Well I have something I must confess...when I first started my og figure it was before the leaks of 5.3 and I wanted him to be sitting on a throne because of a joke me and my friend would say ALOT during the early days of natlan

What was the joke you ask? " his back must hurt so much from carrying this nation he needs a comfortable chair - no THRONE" I made that joke because AT the time we had yet to see him sitting he was always standing up 🥀.... wait it gets worse so when I did eventually reach to design his throne in concepts for the figure I was stumped. I had no clue how to go forward with it everything I made looked bad or was impossible to make, so I made one lil prayer that I would find the right throne to make that looked like hoyo themselves had made it. Wanna guess what LEAK I woke up to the next day? 😭😭😭😭😭

Did I sentence the Goat to a 3 year long nap? Did I cause the worst event ever recorded to happen on the sub? Who knows but I am NOT repeating my younger self's mistake this new figure will be STANDING PROUD WITH ALL HIS GLORY and HIS GLORIOUS COAT ( that I couldn't make in the og cuz the hair got in the way )

Also all the new theories for 7.X motivated me and I had recently just finished my exams so instead of worrying when my marks will come out I decided to do what I do best make something CAPITANO related to pass the time

Hopefully this new one DOESN'T take 6+ months I would like to be done by the end of the summer or yk before he's actually back which means I don't have much time to slack off like I did before I will try to update monthly or even weekly depending on my progress

also can't wait to use up all the 2750 grams of clay I have stored up

This new one is 30.5 cm without his stand so yeah wish me luck 🙏🏻 please 🥺

If you notice there is a pawn that is very close to the opposing teams starting line now I ain't no master but I do know that once a pawn reaches there it can upgrade to usually a queen piece hear me out could it be that one of the harbingers is close to Godhood? Other than columbina because theoretically she probably switched sides here or is at least off the board. And as for dottore

Can anyone diverse in Chess analysis this chess match compared to the last time we saw it?

Been staring at this since the teaser dropped and I think I made maybe one right assumption

The geo gnosis is still on the table and the pawn opposing it could be Childe ( I think this is the only correct one NGL) but since he never actually fought Zhongli he's still on the table

The one next to it is dottore since he collected two gnosis which are now off the table

The one right behind the TSARISTA's piece is still shaky for me but we do see her going up against ronova so the black pawn in front of her could be ronova

Then we have the next one over I think it's Arle because she did collect the hydro gnosis but Neuvi and her reached an agreement and we're still weary of eachother so it's stuck there

Then we have the pawn that is close to the end this could mean this harbinger either has no one in his path to stop them or has defeated everything in their way to get there and considering that yk the Pyro gnosis is "no more" the tool of celestia is missing meaning Muavika is temporarily not a chess piece anymore to be used by the heavens ( yippe) anyways I think it's Capitano because at their current states the harbingers have only one Harbinger that right now doesn't have anything against him and it's Capitano think about it he has a treaty with Muavika and is in her backyard snoozing basically

also ronova is busy with the TSARISTA another thorn in his path that is removed ( imagine if she's distracting her so they could finish the project and Capitano could come back to wield the Mistline ( I forget how to spell it mb twin) and finally as peiro says it " Kill a God"

And the last two pawns?

Idk y'all figure that out I'm tired 😩

I know we all know that Capitano being the only thing highlighted is still hella sus kinda reminds me how durin's heart used to be🤔 ( btw I don't think it has a highlight on there after the mod archon quest)

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I don't enjoy double posting in a day but I just wanted to know if we have any new clues as to why he himself is the only thing that glows and not the whole throne like a statue of the seven for example also when you click on the throne to use it the description implies that we are directly giving the stones to Capitano very similar to us giving durin's heart the stones as well because why stop the similarities at simple highlights right?

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If had to guess why I think it's because this same Capitano will get up and be the playable one we get instead of a clone or some " story Thrain"

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( Warning: my opinion)👇🏻

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(Ngl bro I always hated the story thrain theory like NO I don't want that " but it's still Capitano " yeah spaghetti and meatballs and spaghetti Bolognese both use spaghetti but the sauce is different and sometimes you like some sauces more than others

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AND I want an old depressed guy not when he was young and happy " give me batman but his parents are still alive" THAT'S NOT BATMAN MY GUY THAT'S JUST A RICH GUY WITH A TRUST FUND✌🏻)

I will be completely honest I don't know wtf is happening in Fortnite is midas still relevent? I thought the ice king story line was done YEARS AGO ? ( Between you and me I have had a funko pop for him for years but I am just a simping garde A larper) so don't expect me to know why and how we got here I don't know Jack or squat. Literally all I know is what I saw on some tik tok edits I am not credible source just some dumbass passing through.

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I know Fortnite is all about doing " random bs go " but never would I have I thought they'd beat hoyo to the oddly specific trope of " cool morally questionable ice man that weilds a sword who's face is covered sits on a throne surrounded by ice rests for a bit then gets up"

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THIS ISN'T FUNNY CAPITANO WHY CAN EVERYONE ELSE DO IT BUT YOU ?! HAVE I NOT FED AND CLEANED YOU WELL ENOUGH? I SKIPPED SO MANY CHARACTERS FOR YOU WHY MUST YOU EVADE MY ACTS OF DEVOTION LIKE THE PLAGUE?

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( For added effect read this like a disappointed parent)

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WHAT ELSE MUST I DO? Look at your older cousin from your dad's side I heard Ice king gets up AND sits back down whenever he pleases why can't you be more like him? Or what about pyrois your younger brother? You know he's playable right?

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GTA 6 PREORDERS ARE SOON BRUH THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED ALREADY YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

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( This is all a joke I know Capitano is coming back insha'Allah sooner than later please don't cook me 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 )

" why does the quality keep going down?" Because I couldn't find a better quality pic that's why

Hear me out

Childe released by himself with no other harbingers so

he's alone

Same with arle she was the only playable harbinger in Fontaine

Columbina and Sandrome BOTH released in Nord Kai that's why they are together

The rooster WILL release in snezhnaya as shown in the FIRST Genshin trailer they would straight up be lying if they don't release him

And who's he with? CAPITANO AND DOTTORE

Capitano could VERY easily be in snezhnaya Dottore is a lil harder but it's not impossible his story and return could happen outside like how Sandrome's patch is in Fontaine

Idk about Pierro and Pantalone maybe they are special cases or simply in 8.x which a lil weird for Pantalone cuz unless we learn something new about him having to do anything with khaenri'ah I'm not sure why he would be there but hey maybe his smoking habits got so bad he died and was restored with good ol' khaenri'ah medicine

Feel free to call me an Idiot if I missed anything

This HAS to be his hobby cuz no way

Even in Nord Kai we would see ohchkanatlan with his throne slightly visible like in the first quest when talking to columbina and then flins and then at the end you see it again THAT DAMN MOUNTAIN it's almost like everything revolves around it 🤔 hmmm interesting

(so many other scenes with it in the back specifically hoyo loves their camara angles when they put in the effort)

Either that or everyone wants ohchkanatlan in the back of their pics to flex on Instagram or whatever teyvat got

I feel like I'm playing where's Waldo at this point

&gt;!I am sure most of us have seen the leaks and Dottore's fate to be clear I still do think he can come back he has too much to just be dropped like that and especially with the whole memory splicing thing he can come back

But I don't want to talk about that. What I want to talk about is his fans because I know a lot of them are also here and vice versa and are probably going through some less than pleasant emotions I know asking for sympathy on the internet is impossible but it would be nice if we support them rather than use dottore as an example on why Capitano is coming back while he isn't ( at least for now like come on the wound's still fresh as hell y'all we can wait a lil)

My condolences for Dottore fans (especially og since the manga fans y'all are soldiers❤️‍🩹) better days will hopefully come!<

" hey was that Diluc that just fel"- shhhhhh your off your meds again

Natlan came out during 2024 and Snezhnaya will be in 2026 BUT 7.3-7.4 will be in 2027 which is THREE YEARS since Capitano was shown in game 😭 nothing moves faster than time bruh

So y'all excited? If this is the path they are taking then it's safe to say capitano won't be in early 7.x but since both 7.3 and 7.4 land in January he could be released after 7.3 which will probably be the tsarista so from 7.4 and beyond

I forgot the other guys name and I wanted to find out more about him and instead of coming here my smart ahh went to Google search ( there used to be a time where anything you searched for would ACTUALLY show up on here I swear)

Make fun of my searching capabilities some other time but the fact that capitano is the first to show up when you search up anything similar to what I did is so cool ngl

Source: me