My Gay BMW
My 740i. It is a 2019 and still 45.6k miles on it. it would still be under warranty if years did not matter. As it is it has a 100,000 mile powertrain warranty with no age limit, do not ask how much that cost. (hint, well over 5 grand)
It was a one owner garage kept Florida car with 30,100 miles when I found it in 2024.
I was just thinking about trading my truck and wondered what a good used BMW would cost. The search results came back with this car in the town I lived in. And only $32k. It was hard to believe I found one so close to my house since this is such a small town (Homosassa a Tampa suburb. Yeah you read that right HOMOSASSA - when I moved from Oregon in 2020 my friends asked Homo WHERE? Or just said how appropriate...)
I will say BMWs are wasted here really. The entire state is a sandbar. It is my fourth BMW. A 2009 328i convertible, traded in for a 2013, that got rear ended before it had plates on it, State Farm had a nervous breakdown over that because the guy that hit me has state minimum and was also State Farm. Brand new $60k car nearly totaled by a guy with minimum insurance, and it was his mother's truck. And shit he was young and hot and handsome, we pulled off to the side of the road and cried. He said he just had an interview at the Jackson County sheriff's office for a job as deputy but one requirement was a clean no accident driving record..
I nearly hugged him and said I would take care of him, he looked like he was 10 crying. But then saw my less than two week old BMW wrecked. I did contact him later and told him that I did not blame him at all, he had done the right thing looking over his shoulder to change lanes, but that was when my lane all had to come to a sudden stop because some asshole decided he needed to be in the left turn lane in the middle of an 8 lane intersection.
When I looked at the car it was impeccable. Not just on the outside. I was actually suspicious it had been in a wreck it was so clean, or a flood title. I mean even the groves in Philips screw heads under the hood were as if they had been polished. The rubber connectors to the doors looked brand new. Not just Armour All'ed but new. It was actually cleaner than cars on showroom floors.
I wish there was an NSFW version of this sub.