u/NewtonsCradle4Ever

Homegirl is mad because her husband rejected the knight?

Imagine this, your awake at 3:11 AM because your on your period and you bled through your favourite sweatpants. You get up out of bed and go clean up and change into some casual black shorts. Grab a water, a nutter butter, and sit down on the couch. You happily consume your chemically chocolatey snack and you take a big ol sip of nice, fresh, cold, Clover Valley purified drinking water. Then it hits you, what does warm water taste like? Why do we cool our water? Who drank the first refrigerated water?

I might be just an idiot with reddit at four in the morning but this is really messing me up.