u/NeymarsSon

I have a lot of Bosnian and Serbian friends but I know the differences between the Serbo-Croat languages are vast between the three countries. Can anyone help me translate this passage in Croatian?

“I may not like the dogs but I sure do like the Dalmatian Coast, no questions asked, and especially if you have ćevape at the stadiums of Dinamo Zagreb, I will proudly eat those with Jupi in one hand and a cigar in the other, after visiting Zadar, the birthplace of Mr. Modrić himself”

I know this is a lot but I really appreciate any translations. I’m fluent in Spanish and Swedish but Serbo-Croat is hard to retain in this country