Ridiculous things I had to do because I had diabetes and worked in a grocery store...
Hey why are you always late from your breaks?
*me*
*goes to the bathroom to wash hands after handling groceries for 2 hours, including bloody meat*
*washes hands*
*uses urinal*
*washes hands again*
*goes into stall*
*unhook bag from waist*
*puts bag on ledge*
*take out tiny strips dropping 12 dollars of them onto the floor*
*finger prick*
*tries to get the right amount on tab*
*misses*
*pricks finger again*
*get right amount*
*does the dance to push it into the machine while finger hurts*
*uses toilet paper on finger*
*checks reading*
*does mental math in head*
*take out glass bottle and almost drops it*
*takes out syringe*
*measures tapping it to take out air bubbles*
*injects it*
*puts everything away*
*toss trash*
*bag back on belt loops*
*washes hands again because if someone sees me coming out of the stall without washing my hands they think I pooped and didn't wash my hands*
Now I have 3 minutes left on my 15 minute break... sigh