Didn't get the chance to screen record bc it was deleted while I was watching but it was a v short video of another phone playing a Snapchat story of Eli & husband presumably having their first dance. Wasn't too much to it but she was wearing a big ball gown (strapless, sweetheart neck, pleated?, looked like silk but little to no embellishment, shockingly simple/classic considering how trashy and strange her bridal era has been) Looked like a basic jersey ballroom and the dance floor was black & white checkered lol
Most likely gonna be the most boring reveal ever 🙂↕️
Y'all the shoes are getting uglier and I don't even have a joke for that
She looks infinitely better unedited but the makeup stays heinous. She needs a sibling/friend/random passerby to tell her to put the facetune down, get a therapist, then a stylist.
Pics 1-4 from 3/20 about new "life & dating", 5-10 are from 4/10 about her first date post break up & going 12 hrs without her phone "so 2003"
subbed to DB's substack with the intention of cancelling immediately after posting anything funny here. Her latest made me laugh in full so here's the whole "piece". Lmk if yall have anything else you wanna see from the archives 💀