r/SmolBeanSnark

That ozempic think piece blew my mind

Listen, luckily I don’t think Caroline is truly that influential given she’s shot her reputation to hell… but when I read this terrible think piece of hers I found it genuinely very harmful to women. usually I find her antics if not sad, a bit humorous.

However, anything that pushes the needle even a ~ little ~ farther bit towards normalizing taking ozempic when you don’t need it and pushing an eating disorder is so terrible. Usually she is reckless in a way that seems to harm herself but this made me genuinely think poorly of her, instead of my typical -go off queen you seem psycho!- mentality

Ending her piece saying that she thinks other girls should be on it too was gross

Anyways, I’m sure this was rage bait, and yes, it did work on me!

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u/instantwake — 18 hours ago

You know she’s trying to stay in New York, this is what she always does when she needs quick cash. Apparently, it’s worked so far.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 days ago

That’s not a lot of books… lotta envelopes but feel like she’d show piles of books if she had them. She keeps saying she’s determined to get her life together but this is all giving… I don’t even have the books but would you like to buy some shitty earrings

u/lurking415 — 2 days ago

Girl you’ve been in nyc for 6 weeks and lost every form of ID?! Cathy time to pull the van around and come get your adult daughter!

u/smolbeanyboi — 3 days ago

Caroline gagging at the cheapest looking dress you've ever seen.

You just know this will be like $300

u/nubleu — 4 days ago

I will not pay you but I will offer lifetime friendship (unless I do not think you are cool enough for me, then I will use you for your sublet connect and ghost after)

u/Tiny_Asparagus_5094 — 4 days ago

So broke that she was “pawning rings” but not broke enough to forgo a little hair color touchup got it got it

u/lurking415 — 4 days ago

Love that this is the shit she sits around doing. She should really let the first part sink in

u/lurking415 — 6 days ago

He’s Baaaack

This Ralph Lauren model (maybe not really) is how I first found out about CC. He defended her after the Cut article then he disappeared from the Caro-verse. 2015 Tumblr is indeed freaking out rn.

u/jstbrwsngthnks — 6 days ago

I’m sorry she’s driving me nuts lol

Like I’m not even an influencer and I’ve gotten 1M on reels, you literally have 600K+ followers like what are we even talking about idk she’s annoying the shit out of me recently lol

u/bagelandcox — 7 days ago