u/DitaVonSleaze

You know she’s trying to stay in New York, this is what she always does when she needs quick cash. Apparently, it’s worked so far.

You know she’s trying to stay in New York, this is what she always does when she needs quick cash. Apparently, it’s worked so far.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 days ago

“Not creepy…I can vouch for him”. Yes, yes, because Caroline is famously known to be a good judge of character. Also, lmao off at her admitting to being black out drunk while coming home to her brand new apartment.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 8 days ago

Please help me find a video. It was shot by a camera man who accidentally made it inside the area before the second tower fell. He filmed the entire collapse, including being engulfed by the ashes and dust. He did many famous interviews with people who were fleeing.

The video is from the point of view of the camera man. He was inside the area that was closed to the public just after the first tower fell. He shoots himself walking through the area. There are many places covered in dust, blown out windows, crushed emergency vehicles, the sounds of firefighter’s alarms going off is a constant as he walks around.

He starts interviewing people who made it out. There is one guy who I think got famous later? He’s a blonde guy and he says he helped a woman in a wheelchair get out. He says he carried her down something like 30 floors but that they got lost in the chaos near the ground floor.

There’s also a shot in the aftermath of both towers falling of a guy carrying his coworkers work bags.The camera man asks if he can interview him and the guy says, “No, I’ve had a bad day”, and then we see him walk away, dragging the bags through the dust of the debris. The bags leave a trail in the dust.

Before the second tower falls he shoots some pigeons on the sidewalk. They are amidst the dust and debris. They are calm and acting like normal pigeons. It’s a beautiful and strange moment.

He films the second tower falling. He crouches down near a fence and the tower crushes everything. We see the debris rolling towards the camera, then everything goes black. Minutes pass, then we hear the camera man coughing. He clears the camera lens. He’s survived. He gets up and immediately begins filing again. It’s still too dusty to see. We hear someone saying to follow the fence to get “out”. Someone else is saying “where is Schmitty? Has anyone seen Schmitty?”

Does anyone else remember this and know where to find it?

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u/DitaVonSleaze — 11 days ago

I’m going to take these fucking shoes and shoot them into space. At this point I actually miss the filthy turquoise flats era. 😡

u/DitaVonSleaze — 11 days ago

She wore a “disguise” to a ball, that consisted of a Party City wig, glasses, and a clutch that’s an altered mock-up of her book Scammer, her name written boldly across it. Because she was probably terrified of not being recognized and had to make her ruse as weak as possible

u/DitaVonSleaze — 16 days ago

She is crackers! She makes a post about ripping everyone off and not sending out her orders, but in the next slide doesn’t follow up on that and just whines about being a loser who doesn’t even have ID. Why bring up her scams at all??

u/DitaVonSleaze — 16 days ago

Caroline wrote a forward for a book about Cambridge Balls (swipe to see a partial picture of the forward)

u/DitaVonSleaze — 16 days ago

I’m glad she’s having fun again, and it’s always interesting to see her face with less editing. (I’m getting tired of all of the face shaming comments. I think Caroline has a million interesting things to snark about, her lips being the least of them)

u/DitaVonSleaze — 18 days ago

Her “break up” era is awesome. She’s fully unhinged again. (p.s., I want to throw those shoes into a volcano).

u/DitaVonSleaze — 18 days ago

I didn’t bother to follow up on this but she is claiming to be in Vogue magazine. As if she had a fashion spread. People are still asking for their money back in the comments.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 19 days ago

This brings me joy. She was obviously fucked up last night. I wish she could make a brand out of being a messy party girl without just copying Cat Marnell. (There are several pictures, please swipe).

u/DitaVonSleaze — 21 days ago

What man, oh, I’m sorry, what “boy” do you think she’s trying to impress with this Knicks stuff? (Swipe through for all five screenshots).

u/DitaVonSleaze — 25 days ago

Maybe most people have seen this very old Daily Mail video about Caroline, but I’ve never seen it before. It really exemplifies why how she ended up here.

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u/DitaVonSleaze — 1 month ago

You can find those earrings many places online, she sort of worked in an office before when she first moved to Florida and some poor shmucks let her work in the back of their coffee shop, but most importantly why does she always lay down, especially in cars?! I’d get so sick.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 1 month ago

“All purchases are basically donations at this point”. I love that she’s saying the quiet part out loud

u/DitaVonSleaze — 1 month ago

The rewriting of the “breakup timeline” is amazing. I admit that her flair for being dramatic is hilarious.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 1 month ago