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▲ 25 r/SmolBeanSnark

I keep trying to upload this bikini pic because the flower petal, or whatever it is, on her “area” creates a hilarious optical illusion, but Reddit’s bots keep falling for the illusion too and removing my posts as “NSFW” 😂. Zoom in on her bottoms to see what I mean.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 26 days ago
▲ 15 r/SmolBeanSnark

Please, please leave me nice comments!!! If you do, I might treat you like a human, just to humor you, you dumb bitch.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 1 month ago
▲ 105 r/SmolBeanSnark

I hate her. I genuinely hate her for this. She’s an energy vampire. I’m also going to take all of her shoes and hurl them into the sun.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 1 month ago
▲ 71 r/SmolBeanSnark

Guys! Guys guys guys. I’m sexy. And I like books. And parties. And work. I totally do work stuff. But also sex. Plus books. It’s my aesthetic. Plus I’m quirky. I totally wear glasses now. Order my earrings today. I’ll totally honor your order, tee hee. Baby tee OMG 🧚🏼

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
▲ 62 r/SmolBeanSnark

After moving for the second time in a couple of months she’s claiming she will sell you her stuff because she’s sick of shlepping it around. Isn’t Cathy the one who brought it to her from Florida? Does anyone believe they won’t get scammed when they “buy” her stuff?

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
▲ 55 r/SmolBeanSnark

Hey guys!! I’m totally going to ship all of the things you’ve already paid for. If I figure it out. Anyways, I’ll be selling more stuff soon! Send cash!!!! Luv u bb! ♥️🧚🏼🌷

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
▲ 24 r/Temecula

Does anyone from the 90’s remember the name of the coffee house that used be here? (It seems to be a Starbucks now) They used to have bands play, poetry readings, etc. Inside they had a mural that said something like, “A Place for Intelligentsia”

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
▲ 66 r/SmolBeanSnark

Hey girlies. I am a very smol bean. I wear silly clothes. I have a lover. I neglect my cat. Send monies. Tee hee 😘

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
▲ 174 r/SmolBeanSnark

Hey everyone. I have a LOVER. We have sexy sex and do sex things. He even goes potty. Sex. I have sex. I have sex with a lover. I’m a grownup and people like me. For sex reasons.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
▲ 40 r/SmolBeanSnark

Remember how we all said that she was dressed so much better? Well, here is the full outfit. I love that she’s having fun and branching out, but those shoes are stupid. The pants too.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 14.2k r/GirlsNextDoorBUNNIES+3 crossposts

Hugh Hefner tried to warn the FBI about Epstein — new docs show they ignored him. Hefner notified and reported that a Playmate was sexually abused and trafficked by Epstein.

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u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago
▲ 82 r/SmolBeanSnark

I’m sorry, but this is very funny. She absolutely had the choice to keep that apartment, but decided that Cat Hats, ugly sneakers and traveling to Europe was more important. Boo hoo. She willingly gave up that apartment when she decided not to pay for it while “landscaping” the other yards.

u/DitaVonSleaze — 2 months ago