

This girl is a mess. Also I don’t totally believe her
cropped out the wound in the first pic
These comments are amazing. I truly think she uses AI to brainstorm captions—they used to be better
“I learned my lesson about choosing men for money and glamour,” she explains from Italy with her glamorous new lover while discussing airline upgrades.
Obviously this rebound is a win for her because he’s into her and she‘s happy. But she’s only describing material things (which she said she’d learned her lesson about), and that just makes this whole ex parallel even less compelling to me. And in the context of the ex wanting her to ship the books and get her life together, I can’t be convinced that him buying her a business-class ticket is cruel. Also, the exes not writing exposés is a leap/doesn‘t mean they weren’t disgusted with her. Oscar told her what she was doing online was ABUSE
Worth the rewatch, especially now. “I’m not leaving Florida until I’ve written 10 books” and so many other declarations. She never promoted this interview
youtu.beCrab boi didn’t come to Italy, did he? Either way, these feel so forced and kind of sad. Could be a random guy sticking his head out of the frame all for her to seem oh so happy and NOT STEWING OVER FAT WALLET. I remember doing stuff like this when I was 18 and wanted to piss off an ex
She does look very pretty though, so perhaps her flavor of revenge is working. Her life right now feels like if Girls had continued on to age 34/35
This whole carousel is just atrocious. She sounds exactly like ChatGPT
https://www.instagram.com/p/DdKKwwhFvoO/?img_index=5&stkn=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
EDIT: Will clarify that this was a sort of lazy caption because the content in the full carousel speaks for itself. The truer thing to say is that I don’t think she is a genuine reader/I think she likes talking about books more than she likes reading them, same as with writing. A dating app like this captures exactly that kind of person and would lead only to NYC hipsters and possibly even the same singular circle of friends in the early stages. Her involvement in this app is, like so many other things in her life, performance rather than genuine commitment and it shows. She is performing for herself, for us, for her ex—who knows—to appear like she has her shit together.
So yeah, she doesn’t LITERALLY sound like ChatGPT. But like ChatGPT, she does latch onto the theatrics of it all versus giving IMO meaningful recommendations. It’s about what the books can say about her and not just the books
Tell me more about how GLP1 stopped you from getting drunk
P.s. I am on a boring roadtrip. plz forgive the frequent posts lol
I just feel like this is all for the ex’s eyes, especially the list of things she’s grateful for, like “my reputation is ideal” ….
A good picture. Wonder if there’s just one lover. Also send your books, Caro. Jesus. Weak advertising
Oh yeah because he muzzled her writing…. Yeah, Caro, uh huh. Also “shaped like an egg” lol but she wants him back so bad
She called it porn hub librarian herself! And I guess this is the lovah
Wasn’t the whole premise of the GLP1 article that the medication curbed her drinking? But she’s always partying, literally half her posts mention Aperol spritz or wine
Zero comments to begging for comments to many suspiciously simple comments (Cathy is in there too), Caro sick of working, Caro asking for money, funny hidden comments
Why does she want to stay in New York so badly? Feels like she wants to prove something but why not get her shit together in Florida. Feels ex related too. Also 1) red is surprisingly her color 2) the sublet search is exhausting even as an observer 3) scary to imagine having a bad record
And no, we haven’t forgotten the Syd posts even if she has
You can’t convince me it’s normal or cute to dress this way. It’s weird. People are dunking on Olivia Rodrigo for wearing babydoll dress while Caro runs around literal Disney costumes that a child would wear
Her face looks cute though.