I was really excited about visiting a new planet.
That excitement didn't last long when the humans imprisoned me.
u/No-Hold-8808 — 9 hours ago
They say You become what you eat.
I just hope my children could tell it's me and not their Thanksgiving turkey
u/No-Hold-8808 — 14 hours ago
"I would never do something like that, I love children!" I plead desperately.
Not really a great thing to say in court when you're accused of pedophilia.
u/No-Hold-8808 — 27 days ago
"I can see into the future."
It would've been useful if only I wasn't blind.
u/No-Hold-8808 — 28 days ago