u/No-Pride-1249

Twice

Phobiaclone

Hassan of the hundred faces

I recommend this comic a lot! It's one of my all time favs and is awesome and hilarious! There is gore though so a fair warning about that!

Chapter 1

'Damn this place reeks' I thought to myself while walking down the streets of Craven City, the city that was infamous for the amount of murders happening every single day.

Honestly I still didn't know why my aunt decided to live here or why her last wish before dying was for me, her nephew, that she hadn't even seen for the last ten years to move into her house.

Just as I turned a corner I saw a crowd gathering around something.

'The hell is going on there?'

As I went closer to see what was happening, I saw some fat kid was holding a knife and standing above... An old guys corpse?! What the fuck is going on?!

"YOU DAMNED PISSANT!" Fat kid screamed at the corpse.

Damn this kid's clearly crazy.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! YOU GOT YOUR PISS BLOOD ON ME! CAN YOU NOT EVEN DIE PROPERLY?"

'That's what he's pissed about?!' I thought, geez I heard of being spoiled but this is on a whole new level.

"YOU DAMN B*STARD!" The fat kid screamed more before kicking the corpse.

'Now that's just messed up' I thought getting ticked off at the kid, and by the look on the other people's faces they shared the same sentiment.

I was about to step in but before I could even take a step someone else beat me to it.

"L-lord Mathews, I beg of you to please stop this!" A guy that looked to be in his early 20s said, he was braver compared to the rest, though he was still shaking like crazy.

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!" the fat kid or 'Mathew' as was just revealed to me, screamed.

'Fat brat would suit him better' I thought.

Just then the fat brat was about to stab the other guy, who I decided was now named 'Bold idiot' with his knife.

I sprinted quickly and kicked the fatass in the stomach which sent him flying back.

'I didn't use that much force when I kicked him, so he'll probably live... right?'

"Hey you al-"

"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!" Bold idiot asked as he screamed at my face.

"What are-?" before I could finish what I was about to say carriages suddenly came running down the streets as law enforcement arrived, guns blazing in their hands.

"Oh hey officers, you arrived kinda late, I already fini-" I was suddenly cut off before I could even finish my sentence as all the law enforcement pointed their guns at me.

"HANDS IN THE AIR! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING THE SON OF THE MAYOR OF CRAVEN CITY!" The officer in the lead yelled.

'geez do these people not know how to let a guy finish ta-...."

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"EX-F*CKING-SCUSE ME?!"

-TO BE CONTINUED-

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JUSTICE FOR THE GOAT MEDICI!

Im not gonna lie guys I don't know what to call this 😭

In this hypothetical lets have Vought also exist here as a company to make it interesting, because sure Homelander is a psychopathic murderer that likes milk to a unnerving degree but Vought propaganda had him being seen as basically Superman so in this world could Vought still keep up Homelanders image? I'm sort of leading on yes and maybe they'd get him as high as top 15 or top 11 at best