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HAPPY FOURTH!!! TODAY IS THE 250TH BIRTHDAY OF OUR UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS COMMIE!? WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BECOME THE OLDEST COUNTRY EVER!!!

TO CELEBRATE I WILL BE GIVING AWAY REAL AMERICAN ITEMS MADE IN REAL AMERICAN CHINA!!! AMERITAUNTS AMERIWEAPONS COSMERITICS WE HAVE IT ALL!!!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO ENTER IS PUT YOUR TR ADE URL AND THREE REAL AMERICAN FACTS ABOUT AMERICA!!! FOR EXAMPLE

NUMBER ONE!! AMERICA WAS THE FIRST COUNTRY TO EVOLVE EAGLES INTO AIRPLANES

NUMBER TWO!! THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS TWICE THE SIZE OF THE AVERAGE EUROPEAN

WHATEVER NUMBER COMES AFTER TWO!! WOMEN DO NOT GIVE BIRTH IN AMERICA!!! OUR BABIES SIMPLY TEAR THEIR OWN WAY OUT

THAT WILL BE ALL!!! THE COUNTRY OF EUROPE SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE US JUST AS THEY TREMBLED BEFORE THE MIGHTY GORGE WASHETON!!!

Hello everybody! I'm your host u/No-Restaurant8578 (better known as flan) and you're watching episode twenty two of CRAAAZY CASES!!!

and our winner today is... u/alibozkurt05 who picked case 19 and won a strange silver botkiller stickybomb launcher!

One Mann's Trash has ended and it was a huge success! I've sent out rewards to most of the participants already but I'd still like to give a huge thanks to everyone who participated! Picking up trash on my own is fun, but something about seeing people from all over helping out is almost awe inspiring. Who knows? Maybe the real treasure was the friends trash treasure trash cases treasure we trashed along the way?

In non-trash related news, we still have a jackpot to be pulled! Considering how few cases we have left, it'd probably be convenient if I started listing them. Remaining the cases are: 5, 8, 10 and 13!

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It's a the same game as always folks! In case you're new though, here's how it works:

Pictured above there are 25 cases, each containing a different item. Contestants (you guys) will comment their trade urls along with what case they want to open. Each day, a random comment will be picked and awarded whatever was behind the case of their choosing!

Most prizes will range from haunted hats to professional kits to strange items and weapons however, two cases will contain the jackpots

This season's jackpots will be... 🥁🥁🥁

Unusual taunts custom named and described by yours truly!!!

I have also sprinkled in a few other higher value items so even if the jackpots are pulled early it stays interesting.

Every five giveaways will be special, meaning there will be some sort of gimmick and additional reward on top of the giveaway!

Well that's the gist of it folks! I hope you catch a CRAAAZY CASE of good luck!

Special thanks to our previous hosts u/caw-caw-robinjay and u/ArtiSquared7

(and also thanks to u/KnightOfBred)

(and also also thanks to u/a_minecraftfurrypro)

I don't even know why they are getting removed and the mods haven't responded to my messages. Is this a common experience or am I just unlucky?

A funny image I created poking fun at the disparity of skins between Kiriko and Venture. The image utilizes stock photos that have been modified to look like the overwatch characters. Sorry, the auto mod was yelling at me to put a "quality" description on the image lol.

After 50 hours, I've finally left behind the amazing world of 4546-B

I was gifted a Cuddlefish egg in a time capsule I'd found, so I figured I'd return the favor (even though the eggs were a pain to find). I also left a stasis gun with one of those fancy ion batteries for comedic effect.

Anyways, does anyone know what the process to actually getting your capsule in the game is? I loved that sense of community I found when I opened that first capsule and read those encouraging words so the opportunity to share that feeling with others sounds amazing! I imagine they don't just add them without any filter though

Okay here's the deal. I have a friend who is very nice but is horrendously bad at video games. Like, I'm talking has a hard time figuring out how to launch games sometimes. I'm trying to figure out what the easiest, little to no skill characters are so he can play too.

My friend group has been getting into overwatch recently and, while I was able to pick up venture and a few others pretty easily, he just kinda keeps dying no matter what he's playing. I usually wouldn't care, but one of the other members of the group doesn't like that we keep losing.

I want to find him simple characters that require as little gaming skill as possible to play. Ideally, whoever can hold their own without worrying about aiming and positioning and the like.

Please note: I am not asking about what heros are considered op/broken. Roadhog might be good in the hands of a roadhog player, but I'm looking for something that would be good in the hands of a nine year old.

(also if said friend somehow finds this post, sorry, just trying to look out for you, love you man)