u/NoAcanthaceae9989

Off campus

I recently finished the Off Campus series and now I genuinely think I’ve ruined my standards forever 😭

Like where are these emotionally available, funny, obsessed-with-you type men in real life??? Why is everyone either dry, confused, commitment-phobic or emotionally allergic 😭

I’m so tired of being single bro. I just want someone who:

\- pampers me,

\- checks up on me,

\- remembers little things,

\- makes me feel loved and safe,

\- and actually acts like they WANT me around.

Is that too much to ask 😭

And before anyone says “fiction isn’t real” YES I KNOW but now my brain refuses to accept bare minimum energy from real men.

So freakin' tired of being alone but anyways had to go through it 😪

Post-series depression + loneliness combo is hitting me so hard rn. Someone tell me I’m not the only one who goes through this🙂‍↕️☝️

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u/NoAcanthaceae9989 — 23 hours ago

Who else loves basketball

That's how I distract myself while tutoring kids so that I don't beat the shit outta 'em

u/NoAcanthaceae9989 — 1 day ago

Cockroach janta party 🙂‍↕️☝️

Officially applying for Cockroach Janta Party 🪳

After careful consideration, I think I fully qualify for Cockroach Janta Party membership 😭

My qualifications:

- survives on chai and delusion

- says "kal se kuch productive krungi” every night

- mentally unemployed even while being busy

- opens fridge 14 times with zero purpose

- emotionally damaged by LinkedIn motivation posts

- runs when cockroach starts flying

At this point the movement feels less like a joke and more like the most relatable thing on the internet.

Because somehow an entire generation collectively said:

“yeah bro we’re tired but funny about it.”

Also respect to whoever turned getting called “cockroaches” into an entire internet revolution 💀

Thoughts on this whole Cockroach Janta Party situation?

Is it peak Gen Z humour or the most accurate representation of Indian youth rn? 🪳

u/NoAcanthaceae9989 — 3 days ago

The more i worked on this, the heavier it felt💔

started this like ‘okay another assignment’ and ended up sitting in silence staring at the poster for 20 mins. trying to make this feel real genuinely messed with my head a little because somewhere out there this is someone’s actual reality. I didn't just make this but felt every bit of it on my skin🍂

u/NoAcanthaceae9989 — 6 days ago
▲ 9 r/Bhopal

Help me remember the name pls

I really don't remeber the name of this place in bhopal and this is the only pic I have of this place 😭✋️it's near kerwa dam road wahan pr jo wo restricted area hota hai wahan andr koi park hai it's that area jab yahan park me enter krte hajn to there's this pretty small waterfall and a little lake also ye jo place hai it closes by 5 pm in the evening someone please tell me this exact location.....

u/NoAcanthaceae9989 — 10 days ago
▲ 12 r/Bhopal

Cafe hopping with hg is what I'm missing rn🤏

That was a really good day out with my hg in bhopal 🎀

Can you guess the places?

#throwbackpost

u/NoAcanthaceae9989 — 11 days ago

My heart skipped a beat

I used to live in hostel (not in jbp btw) and there was this one aunty (she was a senior citizen of age group around 60-65 not sure ) used to come to our hostel to clean and stuff and she used to bring her granddaughter with her sometimes and being an extrovert I used to talk to her so much and she used play with me in my room while her grandmother used to complete her work so I casually asked her if she goes to school so she says that I used to go to school but then I stopped going so I asked why and she replied :- because my father couldn't pay the fees and I felt really sad for her and her father then I asked if she lives with her grandmother (because her grandmother was her nani so obviously I was curious) and she said yes and then I asked what does your father do ? And her reply just broke something inside me ! She said :- "papa to ghar aake Ma ko marte hain aur kabhi kabhi nani ko bhi kyuki wo gusse me hote hain aur wo sare paise se daru khareed lete hain " , I literally froze for a moment and realized I'm talking to a 5 year old girl who's by the way just a kid... I really didn't wanted to know the reality but yes this is the ground reality of so many of us....

u/NoAcanthaceae9989 — 13 days ago