u/NoLocksmith8452

I started today. Doing industrial landscaping for a refinery in Beaumont. Can’t complain. Solid hours, nice steady flow of time, decent pay. We’re not making a million bucks here but I’m okay with it for now. They didn’t even mind that I lied about the zero turn! The general manager said he kinda figured but I was pretty determined to start working so he let it slide.

I usually have nothing nice to say about this place, but hey it’s here, I’m here, I’m living it man… living the dream. I’ve got a job, a bed. Man I’m blessed. Thanks to everyone who gave me solid advice.

So I got a job finally, or I will soon. HR already doing my background and everything. Heres the thing though, I kinda stretched the shittttttttt out of my qualifications. I need to learn how to use a zero turn. ASAP if possible. Like man, I’ll pay you. Not much. Probably not now. I’ve been kinda jobless and hopeless but I can reimburse you at a later date.

TLDR

Is there anyone here who is willing to teach a stranger (me) how to use a zero turn. It’s like instead of giving me the fish, you’re giving me the rod and tackl box!!! PLEASE