Zero sex for 3 decades
I overheard what looked like twin sisters in the frozen food section.
Sister:
He's 35 years old.
Other sister:
So?
Sister:
A 35 year old virgin man. What does that tell you?
Other sister:
Literally nothing. That's why you're going on a date with him, so you can get to know him and hopefully understand him, which might lead to his virginity making more sense to you.
Sister:
I'm gonna cancel. Being a virgin at that age feels like baggage. Like, not to sound mean, but how the fuck did he have zero sex for 3 decades?
Other sister:
Well, to be fair, he was basically a baby for the first decade.
Sister:
And now he's a grown ass man who still needs someone to teach him about the birds and the bees. Yeah, you know what, I actually can't, I'm sorry.
Other sister:
Okay, I'll take him.
Sister:
You suddenly into virgins now?
Other sister:
I mean... he's an attractive virgin.
Sister:
He's still MY attractive virgin. I didn't cancel the date yet.
Other sister:
Good. I think you should keep it that way. Okay. Now help me look for gluten free ice cream.