free copypasta for yall

brother.

You could have posted any other image that you currently had at your disposal.

And yet you chose this.

Somewhere inside your brain, you thought that posting this online would be acceptable, humorous even. A decision was made with little to no second thought. You could have used literally any other combination of pixels to occupy this space on the screen, and yet you opted for this in particular, with the belief that it would grant you the fleeting sensation of joy that would be one finding this amusing. However, as you most definitely have noticed by now, nobody laughed. Nobody emitted even the slightest chuckle upon witnessing this atrocity to the human race.

There are infinite possibilities of what events might unfold in any moment created the nanosecond two particles collide, and yet, of those infinite futures, mankind received one where you browsed the internet, discovered this image in the most horrid depths of the dark web, saved it to your system, attached this to a reddit draft, and clicked "post".

The inclusion of this eyesore was never even remotely necessary, being entirely unrelated to the question you have asked. Not a singular mortal soul needed to behold this testament to sin, and yet you have chosen to engrave it into the neurons of all who glimpse it. Centuries from now, when your being is nothing more than ash that has traveled through the digestive enzymes of satotrophs, one might discover this, and none will ever know what the purpose of this image's showcasing in this post was.

Time will march on, millennia will pass, all of us in this subreddit as we speak will fall to ash, and no one will remember us. There was no purpose in posting this.

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u/No_Emergency4514 — 16 days ago