u/No_Entertainment386

Roses are red,
The payouts are trash,
I used to take Roadies,
Now I’m chasing real cash.

Kev and K-Dog, you know the routine,
Refreshing that screen for a payout obscene.
Clean Cut Chris scans always wearing his vest,
While Roadie’s offering $62 for a trip through the depths.

Fashionable Chris pulls up and scans looking fly,
Meanwhile we’re calculating if the gas bill is why.
Twenty miles driving for a payout so small,
At this point, I think Roadie wants us paying them all. 😂

We battled the traffic, the pickups, the wait,
The “customer unavailable” and orders running late.
We loaded, we drove, we delivered with pride,
While Roadie said, “Here’s $67 a block enjoy the ride.” 💀

But my fellow drivers, the time has arrived—
I’m officially done. I’m leaving this ride.
No more staring at offers that make me say,
“Is this a delivery… or way less than minimum wage?”

So Kevin, K-Dog, Chad and Chris,
Keep fighting the fight, but I’m done with this.
May your routes be short and your payouts be fat,
And may Roadie one day figure out where the money’s at.

It’s been real, Roadies. It’s been fun.
But when the pay gets this bad… I’m DONE. 😂✌️🚗💨

Upset about the roadie block price drops? Less money for the same or more deliveries? Time to pass the buck along to the customer.. how so? Roadie is a curbside delivery service (also NEVER go up stairs, also in the terms) so now we should leave packages right at the garage or “mailroom” if apartments whenever possible.. just do enough to get it done. If it gives us an option to select it, then it shall be considered a valid option. Since we lost on pay for no reason, the level of service should correspond to that so the customers relay this to the vendors and they understand it. We are a curbside delivery service per the website right? So let’s do that then. Enough is enough, we shouldn’t provide the same level of professional doormat delivery if we aren’t getting paid a living wage. I’ll drop shit off at the curb for what they offer, proud to be a curbside delivery driver now 🤣

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