u/No_Huckleberry9811

My husband and I sat next to a 60-something couple in the bar of a local chain restaurant tonight.

Server sets down a beer in front of the man. Some beer has spilled down the side of the glass.

Man: "Looks like some spilled."

Server: "99% of it's there. You can lick my hand for the rest." Server walks away like this was a completely normal thing to say.

Husband and wife are speechless.

His wife and I make eye contact across the table, I acknowledge that I heard it too and we both burst out laughing.