u/No_Philosopher_1760

A long time friend of mines recently asked me to attend church with him. I once asked him respectfully if he could translate Bible stories into wrestling lore. He did not disappoint. His best one was when he stated the Last Supper was their version of the Montreal Screwjob. I need more of this.

If this isn't appropriate, I understand.

UPDATE: YOU ALL ARE THE BEST. THANK YOU..ALSO, I NOTICED A RECURRING THEME OF EVERY BIBLE FIGURE USING CREATIVE CONTROL TO GET OUT OF DOING SOMETHING.

Wrestlemania 9 must have been a mix up between both eras.

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u/No_Philosopher_1760 — 2 days ago