The Wesley Doll
It all started on Tuesday. That was the day that my life became a nightmare. It was also the day that I met him. His name was Wesley.
Wesley was a ventriloquist dummy with perfectly smooth, wooden skin, synthetic brown hair, he wore a cyan and magenta striped sweater, with black jeans, and black boots. One day, Wesley just showed up on my doorstep in a box with a note that said:
“This is Wesley. He is a ventriloquist dummy created to make your life easier. If you treat him with love and respect, then good fortune will follow you. If you don’t…then may God have mercy on your soul!”
That was all it said. There was no name to indicate who sent it. There wasn’t even a return address. I thought that it was weird that someone would send me such an odd gift for no apparent reason; but I decided to keep the dummy, and put it somewhere in the house.
I decided to put Wesley in the basement because honestly, I was a grown man, and I always thought that ventriloquist dummies were kind of creepy.
As soon as I put the dummy in a box in the attic, something weird happened: the shelf holding some of my most valuable childhood memories came crashing down. The second that I went to go get them, my foot went straight through a hole in the floor.
“What’s going on?” I said.
I managed to get my foot out of the hole before my whole body fell through, and hit the ground. God only knows what could’ve happened if I hadn’t. I turned around, and I saw something weird. Wesley was in a different position than the one that I placed him in.
At first, I thought nothing of it at the time. It wasn’t long until things started to get really weird. I lost my job, my girlfriend died in a car accident while she was driving home from work, and my car got towed.
I was living a nightmare. I realized that all of these bad things started happening right after I put Wesley in the attic; so I figured that, maybe if I take Wesley out of the attic, maybe things will get better.
The next day, I took Wesley out of the attic, and I decided to do what the note said. I treated Wesley with love and respect, and sure enough, my luck started to turn around.
I got a new job, a new girlfriend, and I even got myself a new car. Things were starting to get back to normal for me. Well, they were until I decided to do some research, and found out the awful truth about Wesley.
I looked up Wesley and his description online. I found all kinds of articles about Wesley, and none of them were good. I found out that every single person who ever owned Wesley…they all met some kind of tragic end. One person got hit by a bus when they crossed the street. Another person died from cancer. It was all the same.
Everyone of Wesley’s owners was dead. I also found out that eleven people owned Wesley before me, and now, I’m his twelfth owner. I realized that I had to get rid of Wesley; but I had to do it in a way that was loving and respectful. Because If I didn’t, eventually he would claim me too.
I decided to donate Wesley to a local charity. I also made sure to put the note containing the warning about Wesley in his pocket just in case it might help his new owner.
I still don’t know where Wesley came from, or why he came into my life in the first place; but I pray that whoever owns him next will treat him with love and respect. Because if they don’t…then may God have mercy on their soul.
The End.