u/NothingWillImprove6

I'd love to know what argument Buck's lawyer had for this in court.

She refuses to eat there in person because she views eating alone at a restaurant as something only a "loser" would do, so clearly she doesn't have a problem with actually traveling there. Why not order the food to go?

Granted, his subject matter tends to be somewhat gruesome, but why reject it outright? Why not encourage him to broaden his horizons to more wholesome fare?

Are they at least better than the Purifiers?

His origin on the Galapagos just raises further questions.

So, the elderly Jacob willingly takes off with a younger circus, leaving the nursing home he lived in behind, and the circus's manager Charlie O'Brien lying to police that Jacob is his father, who's suffered a stroke. What's Charlie going to do when Jacob eventually passes away? Have his body buried under an assumed name? Turn himself in as the abductor of a senior citizen (with only his word that it was voluntary) and ask that Jacob get a decent burial, and hope he faces minimal legal consequences for this?

Assuming he existed in the game back then, I mean. The whole trope of the pith-helmeted "great white hunter" didn't emerge until the Scramble for Africa, which didn't begin until the 1880s. Therefore, in that version he was likely a heavily bearded man in a slouch hat and bandoliers rather than the khaki-wearing man we see in the film. It helps that "Van Pelt" is a Dutch surname.

Tapirs and orangutans are doing just fine, but domesticated bovines aren't? What happened to cause the extinction of Bos taurus? Was Earth invaded by ETs who were like cowboys, like how Zoidberg's people caused the extinction of anchovies?

He was an unemployed hick trying to live in a house where the utility bills were in Homer's name and it's not like he'd be able to buy much groceries. Did the whole plan with the hula hoop just shorten a scheme that probably wouldn't have lasted a month?

Was Imhotep not the first ghoulish enemy he met?

On the surface, it seems like something Bill probably came up with to make himself seem grander, but during his scene in hell, he refers to his grandmother as "Granny S. Preston, Esquire". Was his family of upper-class British descent within the last century or two?