
World’s #1 Malevolent Secret Society Is Open To New Initiates In Dallas!
We’re getting a surprising amount of responses from several candidates in the Dallas metro area who are interested in the Global Domination industry.
Question: Have you ever considered whether fixing markets, sabotaging elections, rigging prices and promoting planned obsolescence is for you?
Well then, come join our growing team at the Coalition for Antagonistic Bureaucracy and Adverse Logistics! All you have to do is follow along to receive our upcoming cryptic clues. If you can find the valuable objects we’re hiding in your local area, you might be qualified to join the most diabolical, secret organization in the world!
Get out of the rat race and start pulling the strings today!
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