Let’s give our condolences to the dynamic duo. They flew all the way to Florida to back Madison Cawthorn and he got…8% ?! 😂 That faux “alpha” scene is WASHED AF.
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 days ago
Who has the worst case of “main character” syndrome?
They both are afflicted with“main character” syndrome on a ☢️ level. But which one has it worse??? I mean between the two of them there exist more video footage and costume changes than Kevin Costner or Michelle Pfeiffer ever did in their entire careers! It’s astounding really. Who is the biggest star of their own movie? 🎥
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 10 days ago
Honeymoon phase might be slowly coming to an end…WHO could she recently have been traveling with that judged her fits? This is how it starts, then not allowed to wear makeup at the gym!
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 22 days ago
Ol’ Corndog knows no low…I can’t even with this one, even some of his sheep are letting him have
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u/Odd_Switch1453 — 1 month ago
Caption this (I’ll go first below):
Fellas, here is what I’m thinking, the market is kinda flooded, l think what we need is a new angle and by new angle I’m thinking Nootropic Suppositories. The flagship product will have all the standard Nootropic ingredients but also with Pop Rocks.
Say you day is dragging, you pop one of these up your butt and them pop rocks kick in YOU HAVE TO FOCUS, you’re locked in instantly! Pop pop pop 💥 🧨 🎇 right up your wazoo!
They have the side benefit of being very patriotic 🫡 🇺🇸 , a little 4th of July party 🎉 in your butt everytime you pop one! The flagship will be called … TAILGUNNER
Fellas. We got a hit here, it could revolutionize the treatment of ADHD. For the first time people that can’t focus will be forced to! Whatya think ??? Am I right or am I right????
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 1 month ago
He will never get his “pouches” into Flaying J, Maverick, or 7-11! He’s at least two years late to the game with this product. What is next LNS fidget spinners?! 😂. Ol’ FAILSON (my new name for him) is racking up another loss!
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 1 month ago
She’s trolling once again but I’ll bite. She has the kids in the car filming an totally unneeded selfie video with the self driving mode on and not looking at the road AT ALL. She is off in ramble mode, might as well be at home. Sorry but this really bugs me
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 1 month ago
Did Ol” Corndog really just put a sticker on another brands pouches and is fronting like this thing is a go? In any case, another failure incoming a’la “Liberal Tears” energy drink! “How you do one thing is how you do everything”
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
It has been over a week since “mandatory, non negotiable” date night. I’m just saying…
reddit.comu/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
It’s been almost ONE YEAR since Ol’ Corndog collected money for a book he still hasn’t written and probably never intended to write! Isn’t this kind of thing illegal ???
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
She is trolling, but I’ll bite… (or perhaps she really is that valid and irresponsible) .
We all know Ol’ Corndog LOVES to start his day with seatbeltless driving selfie videos, but the new supply takes it to another level, she wears a seatbelt but puts the car in self driving mode, puts her feet up , kicks back, and just blabbers on like Ol Son. This is often with a car full of kids btw. Yes, I know self driving on a straight road might not be that unsafe but c’mon, you are a mom and a roll model whether you realize it or not.
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
Lather, rinse, repeat. Holy hell he is insufferable. How did thar “date night” thing workout with the last three spouses and significant others????
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
For the record. She spent Mother’s Day without her kids (f’N off in Cabo with Ol’ Corndog). He spent Father’s Day without seeing any of his three kids (one of whom had a birthday?!) so he could spend resort time with the new supply.
Folks, these are who these people are. Their immediate gratification rules over everything else!
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
The New Suppy does not have her kids this weekend and ….nothing. No 💩 posting from some exotic location from her or Ol’ Corndog! Hopefully there is not trouble in divorce rebound paradise!
reddit.comu/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
Get your Boat in order Ol’ Son! The SAX Collector 🎷 💵 🚤 will be there to take your ill gotten gains tomorrow! Look at him milking the boat till the bitter end! And look how it started!
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
SW! GET YOU BOAT IN ORDER! 😂 The SAX collector 🎷 💰 💵 🚤 is comin’ a knocking to recover your I’ll gotten gains!
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
He’s feeding “their” dog chocolate 🍫?! Everyone knows you aren’t supposed to feed dogs chocolate so this is his way of being low-key abusive (there is always an angle) and knowing it will get to Sax 🎷. Dude is literally the worst.
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
He’s transitioning…! Gonna be “Burn the Boats” mode by morning.
The fake chipper mode is gone, but he’s back to a o seat belt driving selfie for video (on brand, of course), ranting about nothing, pointing his finger, smoking a stogie. (and has a zyn in? Not sure) He’s not full rage mode yet , but brace yourself, his morning coffee/Adderall/Zyns meltdown will be epic. Ol’ Son gonna be big Mad!
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
Every once in a while, (just like Ol’ Corndog) , they will post something that lets their mask slip off and inadvertently revels EXACTLY who they are and what they think. I present Exhibt A from Jan 16th on her Instagram.
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago
Poll: Which one has the largest shoe (of all types) collection?
We all know these two are masters of cosplay outfits, it’s literally the main reason they get up out of bed, to dress up in multiple “fits” each day and post all day/night in staged scenerios like they are 15 years old. . However, both are particularly addicted to shoes, Shoeaholics 👞 👟 👠 🥾 👢
u/Odd_Switch1453 — 2 months ago