
Stop scolding us
Sean, you may want to educate yourself on body language. You come across as a major douche every time you point at the camera.
YW.

Sean, you may want to educate yourself on body language. You come across as a major douche every time you point at the camera.
YW.
Corndog chooses THIS moment to post about surrounding children with “good men and leaders.”
The self-awareness is… something.
Ray Cash being an actual Navy SEAL is doing all the credibility heavy lifting in this post.
“Selfishly I invited them” — points for honesty I guess?
Are Jimmy and Sean connected at all? They both give off the man-o-sphere vibes although I don’t feel like Jimmy is as gross as the old boy is
Does Ol Dicknose misspell intentionally to rage bait us? Or is he that chaotic? (Just remember, “How you do one thing is how you do everything”…. zero attention to these minor details is actually much more telling than he realizes. This man is a mess.)
Sean just posted an Instagram story flexing a “115% growth” in sales over the last 30 days.
Ghostface Killah playing in the background. Red heart emoji. “I love this game.”
Cool. Let’s play.
115% growth sounds like a man running a logistics empire. It is not. If your starting number is 5 orders, congratulations, you are now processing 11 orders. You could fulfill those out of a Prius.
But here’s the part that should make your eye twitch. Are the orders actually being delivered? Because the reviews and comments on socials suggest customers are still waiting. So what exactly is growing? The orders going in. That’s not a business metric. That’s a pile of other people’s money sitting somewhere.
He then wraps it in the classic bro-entrepreneur sermon about how “most people quit when it gets hard” and “those with the balls and audacity figure out a way through.”
Brother. Are your customers getting their orders? Because that would be a way through.
115% and growing. So are the complaints
What is he on today? And it wasn’t BDE. They brought in LITTLE UNDERAGE GIRLS with pompoms to mock YOUR ped@ president.
IMAGINE being proud of being this fucking ignorant & unobservant. Have you lived under a rock in Utah your entire life? He can’t even make an educated guess, by the sound of this very well known word, that it is Japanese? Paige, do you have the ick yet? Admit you do a little. This is nothing to brag about…..this is embarrassing. MEN: read a fucking book, travel, learn about the world. How embarrassing. Whew! Thank God we dodged the bullet of this well read, insightful, intelligent man becoming President in 2020 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We don’t even have to try hard on this sub. The posts practically write themselves. He makes it too easy.
Yesterday’s crash out was amazing. Not only was he out of his mind tweaking on something, but he was driving w/o a seatbelt, looking at his camera more than the road. (He needs to get a DUI.) And the low key misogynistic/racist rant exposes a myriad of mental health issues that are best left for a psychiatrist to unpack.
Paige, wtf are you doing?
Oh and Sean, pro tip:
Don’t wear a hat for a day or two after forehead infections. Your filler migrated, just FYI.
I love that Ol' Scrotum is so easily influenced by Reddit. He's so insecure that he can't help but build his whole life trying to prove anons wrong and constantly failing at it.
He has to get botox because Reddit got to him.
He creates a fake narrative that he's winning when he's about to file bankruptcy for the SECOND TIME! What lane is he building in, Skid Row?
The resistance is imagined. No one on Reddit has any influence on him beyond what he allows...and he allows it to continuously occupy his headspace.
This sub wouldn't exist if he didn't constantly dance to every little post. No other scummy Utah influencer has their own sub, and there are plenty of scummy Utah influencers.
He could ignore it and actually get to work, but he can't help himself...and it's hilarious!
Even after Paige leaves you, we'll still be here rooting you on lil' fella! Right up until you have a stroke from overdosing on TRT and peptides just to prove everyone wrong.
We went from "lions not sheep" to "let me check my calendar for my next filler appointment" real quick. Sean claims he’s getting "dialed in," but it looks more like he’s just being told what to do. Real Alphas used to worry about the hunt; now they’re just worried about sun spots because their girl put it on their "radar".