First few hookups after breakup of 10 years - it was hilarious
So I was with my Ex for 10 years. High School relationship that just lasted. He turned 30, woke up one day and literally said “I want kids” after being so very very Child Free with me the entire time. It’s like a switch went off in his head.
So we broke up, I took my dog and moved into a 2 bedroom Townhouse. It’s great, Pup and I love it.
So I’d never been on the dating apps before so jumped on Hinge, Bumble and Tinder. I made each profile different to see what came of each. I had 3 dates lined up in 2 weeks. 2 went great, ended up a makeout sesh with each and the 3rd turned into me going back to his for some fun. I’m always a safe sex person and he agreed which put me at ease (I’ve heard horror stories). So we do the deed and he’s IN there and finished and goes to pull out and no johnny. It’s still in me. I’m laughing hysterically and he’s freaking out and I had to get his help to fish it out. I ended up going home for obvious reasons and later he sent me $30 for the morning after pill and blocked me from everything.
I just think it’s a hilarious encounter but he was clearly mortified 😂😂