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Psycho Sharon continues to make progress despite her release date being postponed until Sunday, (today), due to inclement weather. She was allowed an extra therapy session to deal with this frustration. However, her yard time today was cut short due to a heated arguement between her sister from another mister and herself which resulted in a food fight, attempted sparing through the enclosure, and a brief neck grab executed by her shit starter stepsister. She was removed and replaced back in her holding cell, which has been upgraded to one that includes more sunlight and visibility. Unfortunately, she became extremely vocal when the wardens children and 6 of their friends tried turning the garage into a workshop for their dirt bikes. They were scolded and were ran off quickly by the warden, because the wardens scares the shit out of them. The covered gate was brought around until she stopped screeching and got her anxiety under control. She was then allowed indirect sunshine and a fan to have a comforting passive breeze flow over her as she awaits her release at 730pm tonight. Stay tuned to her channel to get the most current updates as she will be released wearing LEDS to allow tracking if she takes off towards the nest in the woods. Video footage of yard fight was not available due to warden intervening as soon as shit went down and stopped recording.

Guess shes always been filled with rage and discontent. This is 2023 so she was 1 years old. Tried posting this earlier and not sure if there's a delay in upload. It might show up twice.

Sharon Bitchardson Johnson, AKA Psycho Sharon, was granted 2 hours of supervised yard time in the covered septagon by the pool today. She has been working diligently with her psychiatrist to pinpoint the cause of her mental breakdown and working on correcting her irrational behavior over the last 2 weeks so it doesn't happen again. She was somewhat docile leaving the enclosure, but she was overwhelmed when she saw grass for the first time in almost 48 hours, about 20yrs in chicken time. She immediately started scratching to make a dust bed and was making happy chicken noises. Due to her previous behavior, she has been covered with a sun shade to prevent escape and add protection from predators.

She dusted for approximately 15 minutes until she was disturbed by the local hawk gang who, on Fridays, like to take their young out in their low riders and harass the neighborhood. They have been evasive to local authorities and have yet to be apprehended. After they left, she resumed dusting and has been dusting for approximately 30 minutes. She seems very content and "normal."

If Sharon continues progress, she will be released tomorrow afternoon. She will, however, be sent out with 2 LED lighted leg bands in case her suppressed memories get the better of her. We interviewed the owner, who was enjoying watching her bird in mental calmness, what she plans to do if Sharon takes off again. She said," If she continues to evade me in the woods, I will continue to attach LED's until she looks like a Christmas Tree."

Her sister's failed to comment because this shit is crazy and they want no part of this weird thing by their protest spot.

Still pissed...mostly because I took away her phone, found all her social media outlets and shut that shit down. I also canceled her Platinum Member Rage Hen subscription that included free implants of retractable 6 inch spurs. She only needed 10 more followers. She's also mad I took away her helmet that ejected Chinese throwing stars.

It has been 2 days since any of Sharons sisters have laid an egg. Today, just shy of 24 hours post incarceration, Sharons sisters gathered just outside the pool area to show their support and/or disappointment. They frequent this area when their owner is outside, but today they had a different agenda. Normally asking for treats, they all came together as....almost one....there's always one bitch that isn't paying attention......to sit and stare at their owner as she went back and forth gardening. They offered darting glances, subtle but disgusted glares and frequent squirty shits just outside the fence of the pool area. Sharons antics have caused her sister's to experience a slew of emotions in a very short period of time.

The matriarch Jackie was interviewed earlier and was very disgusted with her sister's behavior. She said, "When she is released, I plan on kicking her ass to a point that I mount her then I will let her go with hope that she will never act this stupid again. She has caused confusion and utter chaos which has disturbed our natural order of things and my young sisters to have a normal egg laying experience. Everyone is stressed. Get your shit together you twat!"

When others were interviewed, they all responded, BAGACKAKAKAKA BAGAAK!!!.

Psycho Sharon declined to comment on the issue and immediately tossed her Tupperware container of food with accompanying squawks and screams that were of a prehistoric nature.

Psycho Sharon was finally sentenced today by a jury of her owner to 3 days of solitary confinement. She had seemingly calmed over the period of 4 hours in her holding cell, but had someone sneak her a burner phone during tbe holding period. Records show that she ugraded her Rage Hen subscription to include a "Terror Bird" mod when it came time for transport after sentencing. She enacted the mod but it proved to be unhelpful in escaping her inevitable fate. She was unharmed in the incident, but is truly pissed the fuck off.

This "was"Olga before her shift into the personality of Psycho Sharon. She's a 3 yr old green olive Egger that has always been a phenomenal egg layer and I purchased her from TSC at 3 days old. She took off 13 days ago to follow her dreams of being a mother and laying a clutch of make-believe children in the woods somewhere....which I have yet to find. I posted about her return after being gone a week. Whenever she does returns, she reenacts a scene from the movie 300 and I can almost hear her screaming, " THIS IS SPARTA!" The goats tear around like, "WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!", the other girls are like, "bitch why you screaming like that?!?!" She comes back, gorges on food, runs around like a maniac and I feel really sorry for her. Tried following her back to her nest after being gone a week....and that was dumb. I got caught in thorny vines after watching her take off like a stealth bomber and do some crazy maneuvers back and forth across a 6 ft ditch full of water to try and lose me. I finally lost track of her. She came back 2 days later and my husband had the grand idea of trying to walk her on a harness back to her nest. Everyone knows that if you want to fly a kite, the worst place to fly it is in the woods. I finally yelled at him because he was going to kill her and I cut her free.....and wild beast crackhead was gone off into the woods again. The twat came back again today and I locked her in the coop. I've planned on putting her in solitary in the garage for 3 days hoping she will forget about the nest in the woods. My questions are

1- is 3 days enough?

2-is solitary going to work if I cant find the nest and will she remember she has one back there?

3-can chickens experience "refeeding syndrome" like other animals and is is this amount of time warranting vet advice?

Any advice would be much appreciated. I love yall so much and you've been so helpful. If yall want to comment funny stuff too, that's perfectly fine because this bitch IS crazy! Never dealt with this severity of broodiness before.

My girl Jackie (10 yrs old this year) is too good for the hose water that fills the coop water and trough for the goats. She has to come to the pool area and ask to be let in to drink from the dog bucket. Dogs get distilled water in their bucket. She loves my black lab/coon mix but I think she makes the arthritic trek to get better water. Who says chickens don't taste things. But then again, maybe she actually does love me and my dog that much. Hoping it's the latter. She's such a good girl. She had a hard winter this year and got through it with titrated doses of Metacam and Im hoping she makes it a few more. If I can rehome my husband, she will be a house chicken through the cold months!

Raptor bird came back today not as pissed off but now super pissed I trapped her in the coop. Correction, she is madder than a hornet! I plan on relasing her at sundown to lead me to her nest in the woods. Plan is to grab her again and lock all girls up for 3 days, then destroy the nest and put papers down in case she wants to go back. Anyone have opinions on how long to wait before re-releasing to free range? Is 3 days enough?

Went to sit in the woods to turkey hunt before sunrise and unknowingly sat next to a toilet tree. No I didnt use it but super convenient if I needed it.

My oldest hen will occasionally hang out with my old lady dog... from a distance. Jackie is 10, and the dog is 12 (Elsa).