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First off - LA Fam is GOATED. When you come out with one heater after another. You must be crowned absolutely unequivocally one of the 🐐's. LA Fam - you are doing it right.

Yesterday on my run - I added 22 Lemons at the last min - something whispered to me. I followed the devil on my shoulder and this time he did me right 😂.

Taste / Smell / Hardware:

Hardware is almost perfect, I believe they filled these up more, so to free up airflow, you need to sip it a a few times and it opens up. Also, this new battery has improved my airflow 2 X vs Koda. The smell out the tube is crisp lemonades, but as you hit it, it gets the classic LAFF sulphuric musky gas with lemon. 🍋 added. Almost like a gassy 🍪 lemon pie.

Now, the flavor— they did it again for me. They really did, you need to hit it 3/4 times to open up what is to come for you. If you like Lemon Cherry Giraffe - this is a stronger better version of it in someways to me.

Inhale: Clean crisp lemons with slight musk

Mid-palette: become subtly more rich with deeper musk

Exhale: Another heavy lemon musky exhale that leaves a strong impression. Like Sakura yet more lemon forward. Flav lingers in sinus.

The flavor profile again is unreal.

Effects Absolutely smacks the fawk out of you. This one is for the ones looking to get whacked. It's stronger than Sakura and heavier in the head, absolutely has more of an energy bolt to it. Great fade if you want to literally go to gym or watch a trippy 🍿. I like it a lot, but the Sakura has my ♥️. I think a lot of people will enjoy this high more as the it packs a 🥊.

Overall this is another fantastic cart by LAFF. I noticed many have the classic terp of musky dew like sulphuric ⛽️ I chase. This one has a 🍋 version of it, but blended just right. Not sure what to say, but we have another banger.

Final grade - 9.999999999999/10 (just a smidge below Sakura but it's GOAT level ⛽️ and many would say 11/10)

I almost don't want to get the word out on this batch...it’s really that good. Absolutely ⛽️. It’s immediately one of my classics, and I’ll definitely be back to stock up. Sometimes a brand just nails a drop; this specific one is a 1/1. LOUD ⛽️!

Taste / Smell / Hardware Immediately out of the tube, you’re smacked with sulfuric sherb terps. You just know it’s exotic. The oil has a nice orange glow and looks loaded with terps. The only issue is the airflow is a bit tight, but it’s not a dealbreaker.

Now, the flavor—let me tell you. The box description is spot on:

Inhale: Clean, rich cherry lozenge.
Mid-palette: Smooth vanilla.
Exhale: A heavy, musky, sulfuric finish that leaves a strong impression. (on par with TP easily)

The flavor profile is magnificent.

Effects What a high. Perfectly balanced. I’m not always a fan of coma weed; this smacks, but you can still run it all day. It relaxes the mind while providing a nice mental uplift without weighing down the spirit. Great smoke for playing pool, gaming, or taking a light jog with a view.

Overall If not for the airflow issue, this would be a flawless cart. It hits every mark for me. I’m a huge fan of creamy, sulfuric, dessert-style profiles, and this delivers without giving you a day-ending fade. LA Family Farms is doing things right—check them out on their website or Instagram. I’ll definitely be hunting for more.

Air flow issue GONE. I just needed to sip it 6/7 times. I'm going perfect 10

Pure ⛽️ and absolute 🔥.

Final Rating: 10/10

So good I could see a MOFO getting a 401K loan to vault up on it.

The local Catalyst always has a nice deal on Sundays - I consider CF sub 40 with tax fair. I wanted to give a shot to this Lumpys Pop Rox X LCG. I love Pop Rox flower when done right and am a big sucker for 🍧. This mix sounded ⛽️. (had to user the other reviews box/tossed mine).

Flavor/Oil/Hardware

Oil is a nice golden color as shown in the photo. The scent is very 🍒 🍧 ⛽️ - big fan of this scent. The hardware is perfect - the oil off this batch runs very nice/above average. The flavor punches - you get sharp berry soda notes on the inhale followed by mid-way it evens out with some earthiness - on the exit you get some nice pungent ⛽️. This is a 🥇 on flavor. Easy to smoke on.

Effects:

This one is an enjoyable smoke for me. Day to day smoke 💨. It smokes well off your bat. Burn it anywhere from 1.9-2.6 it's good. It does not ruin the day - I would say it could smack a little harder, but it's clean 🧼 the fade. It makes up for intensity in quality. Uplifting and a mood booster. I love it.

Overall:

9.6/10

Great flavor and quality high - if it just smacked a bit harder. I love this one for day to day again. Gamer stuff. I would get it again for sure. Maybe even vault one or

I saw some must-grabs on a menu about 30 minutes away and made the trek—normally a bit of a drive for me, but worth it if the selection is there 😂. Was really hoping to snag that Chem Dawg, but it was already sold out. Mission for another day. Dropped a quick mini-review on what I picked up instead:

First Class Funk updated— LESSON learned - never pop a review only a few draws in. My first 2/3 sips off this was not getting the funk. Now I come back to it and 🤩 🤩- the funk is here. This one went from a disappointment to an excellent cart - my apologies for the earlier mishap. I like to own it when I screw it up. This one now gives me this rotten apple garlic gmo funk - nice mouth coat as well. Leaving the palate a little savory/garlic. Now it still IMO could smack harder. I'm happy to upgrade massively to a 9.2/10.

Coconut Horchata — The cut Dubz dropped years back was absolute premier fire. Recent batches have had lower terps, but even a lower-terp Horchata is pure ⛽️. Super happy with this current batch. It brings that distinct ⛽️ 🍧 🥥 flavor profile with a wonderful exhale of unique desert gas. Love this cart, and now that I know this batch is dialed in, I’m vaulting up 🆙 9.5/10 (had to update getting it's tomorrow/gets better and better).

RX Fumez — 💥 Not sure about prior batches, but this one is less sweet and way more sulphuric than older reviews implied. This is straight ⛽️ 🍧 PERIOD. Just the right blend of sweet with that Sunday Paper terps exhale—hits every profile my palate loves. Goes without saying I’m vaulting more of this ASAP. Absolutely killed it, Green Dawg 💪 and Coldfire.** 9.99/10 - I love the profile on this cart/I don't expect everyone to love it like me. But this shit hits the spot**.

I have maybe 2/3 more carts to get, and it's a wrap for a bit. The Blue 41 caught my eye at the local spot - this one did not let down. One that leaves a strong impression.

Here is my personal review of Green Gragon / Blue 41! 🧑‍🍳 😚

Taste/Smell/Hardware: The smell out of the tube in this is subtle. You get hints of blueberries and cookies ⛽️. Don't judge a book by its cover.

Hardware checks out with no problems - the flavor is where this shines extremely well. I can already tell you flavor chasers will praise this one. On the inhale, you get a funky almost blue cheese/blueberry. Mid inhale, it becomes more cream-like/desert. Followed by this wonderful exhale of pungent cookies ⛽️. Maybe Gelato-esque creamy gas. I love this as the flavor hits on all three levels: Start/mid/Exhale.

Effect: This one provides what I describe as a functional high that creeps. It hits the head moderately followed by a nice body melt, but not a couch-like one. I see maybe some actual therapeutic value to this one. Good mood enhancement/creativity with some relaxation and anxiety killer. Fantastic high - it does smack/just gradually. THC level is not all. The terps enhance your value here.

Overall: Nothing my friends can be a 10. I want to say it's a legend, but let me finish it. I will say it's got legend potential. I have this a clear-cut 9++. It's nailing all pillars of excellence. I will be returning to get 5 more. Along with two more I have my eye on. After that, I exit. I have a vault to kill.

Final grade - 9.91/10. (my Ohtani figurine will only appear for the 🐐 s now).

Apologies for no 📦 pic - I tossed it. I can’t keep boxes laying around 😂

I’m usually not a Fig Farms cart guy. Love their flower, they grow some of the best, but the carts never hit for me… until this Blue Mochi. It’s delicious 🤤.

Smell/Hardware/Oil

Oil’s clear - Fig’s oil tends to run that way. Straight off the tube you get a dank berry smell with a gassy chemical funk underneath. Hardware’s solid, no airflow issues, clean pulls.

Taste/Effects

Tastes like it smells. Inhale is fresh blueberry, exhale brings that lingering chemical ⛽️. Unique combo - Fig’s classic Windex-gas note blending with berry. Effects are clean: less head-heavy, more body melt. You can still focus and game on this one. Fun smoke.

Overall grade - 9.5

Very good - unique flavor, unique cart, in the best way. Can’t give it over a 9.5 since the high itself could hit harder, but the flavor and smoke experience make it a repeat buy. Wouldn’t grab 2-3, but I’d absolutely grab 1 again.

Now that I have had more time - I can live refine my review. Oishi Z is worthy of its own standalone review. It's ⛽️ and tasty.

Here is my personal review of 🐢 Pies 🍋 🍒 Giraffi.

Taste/Smell/Hardware: The smell out of the tube is lemon-forward, not the gas I expected ...had me on watch early.

Hardware’s solid with smooth draws - the flavor could be louder, but with the right temp set/break in. The cart is opening up and is very tasty. I get a clean 🍋 upfront followed by an enhancing vanilla gas on the back end of it. At first it was almost muted, but has become very nice. 👍

Effect: Not a smacker, but a creeper. Hits heavy in the head early, then a boost of inspiration- followed by a bit of a 🧠 numbing. The high on this gives me a taste of a sativa followed by an indica feel. Interesting effect.

Overall: This is an interesting one for me; as my view on it has really varied. As it's settled in, the carts become very good. The high is maybe not my favorite. - my only hang up with it.

9/10.

Caught the local Hippie Venom drop today, testing at 8% terps. As a huge Toad Venom fan, this was high on my radar, and it delivered zero letdowns. Here’s the breakdown:

Looks / Smell / Hardware

Darker oil out the gate, classic for Green Dawg. Tube aroma is pure Toad Venom backed by a pear-like tropical punch. Hardware is dialed- smooth draw, clean airflow, and zero leak issues early on.

Taste / Flavor
Inhale hits with that classic cookie profile, but the exhale 😮‍💨 gets complex—tropical candy blended with an earthy, doughy backbone. Standout flavor without being obnoxious. Keep it low: 2.2V is the sweet spot to keep from frying the oil. No need to go higher.

Effects
Not a day-ender, but a deeply relaxing high. Mentally energizing with a calm body feel that melts away the minor stresses. Fully functional for a morning or afternoon—inspiring yet grounded.

Overall: 9.4 / 10
Exceptional drop. Part of me wishes it was slightly louder, but I might end up loving this as much as—or more than—Toad Venom. Definitely grab it if you can, just don't drive two hours for it.

Up Next
Eyeing the new Lemon Cherry Giraffe x Turtle Pie drop. If it swings my way, I’m 100% grabbing multiples.

First, I like Lumpys overall - they do make a lot of carts. Sometimes they can miss. No hate on their collabs, but this specific batch did not hit the mark for me. It's good to do reviews both good and maybe not so good.

Flavor: Sincerely, this is proof high terp results do not always result in flavor. On both the inhale and exhale, I get truly nothing to make note of/muted/almost taste like a shorted cart brand new. You get a bland tobacco like inhale followed by an offsetting American Spirit cigarette like flavor. it's truly horrible.

Effect: It absolutely does provide a nice relaxed and balanced high. Nothing over the top. I'm coming off a migraine, and it did not make it flare up - that's 😌, but it's not going to be the type to provide a Mike Tyson uppercut to your day.

Overall - Not good. The flavor is so off-putting that anything else it provides is not good.

Maybe people like it, but not me. I believe I got a bad batch - looking at the labs, it's loaded in Caryophyllene more than others. This maybe is why 🤷‍♂️- regardless, I would
not get this again.

Rating - 3/10

Really looking forward to these.

Have always wanted to try this this ☝️- let's see how it goes. Happy Friday! 👊

Very nice collab - this one is goooooood - 🔥

Rosin IMO provides a superior buzz - now that's just me, but some Rosin can be off in flavor. Not this one here. Very nice dank fruity cart. I get a deep dank orange upfront followed by this rich fermented papaya-like taste. 10/10.

This cart for Rosin is on par with Karisma, TEG, and Trichome Miners. I would run it back. The 30% off yesterday helps as well.

The recent Lumpy Apple drops are 🔥. This one does not disappoint. 🍏 ⛽️ - just a wonderful blend of sour 🍏 🍪 - this one is GASSY. Lumpy carts open up as you break them in - I'm excited to see how this one goes. The high on this is great as well - it really reminds me of Apple Fritter flower, which is some of my fav smoke. 💨.

I'm giving this one a 9.8/10 - it's dam near perfect. 👌.

There is a reason I got 2 - The description is spot on. This one smacks hard for me. The terp profile on this for me is unique, and I really like it. It has a unique sourdough inhale - the 😮‍💨 is complex. You get this gassy, slight sulfuric/sourdough finish. Hits hard AF - expansive on the lungs....this one hits the spot and got me.

Just broke open the Sky Z. I will dig into the Blem later. Excited for these.

Insane ⛽️ - no letdowns whatsoever. Every single puff, every draw. Inhale… and 😮‍💨. Straight euphoria. The flawless high. The perfect 👅.

That ⛽️🍪🍇 combo coats your mouth in the best way possible. I’m genuinely mad I didn’t buy 20. Green Dawg absolutely nailed it.

99/100
5/5
S Tier
💎
Flawless
1/1
🐐 Level

Madness - Booney Acres is rising fast. They make the best live resins of any CF collab I have had. This one is ridiculous in the best way possible. BUY IT - I have a dam good feeling this will be loved by many. Loud terps. Loud effect. It's pristine. 🙇‍♂️ 👏

This is a Cam Collab - did not expect
to be blown away like this. I will 100% be on the lookout for future collabs. Let's get into it.

First 8% terps stood out - higher % vs other batches I saw on this run. 🏃. The flavor profile really hits the nail on the head with this one on the 📦.

The smell was intoxicating the moment I opened the tube. Absolutely skunk, sweet/kush/gas. The flavor on my first draw was immediately noticeable and full of gas. Inhale and exhale - I was expecting more maybe PBB terps. No this one has this old school pungent fawking gas. I cannot get enough and love it.

Effects - now this one is lighter in the head and more body. I would say a true comfort strain. More in the body and puts the mind at ease. Stress reliever. Reduces tension in my temples - good for tension headaches.

Ratings:

Effect - 4.5/5 - I love it but wish it smacked harder

Taste 👅- 5/5

Overall : 4.75

Tier - S tier

- On the same level as many of the goats. One for the books for me. I will get it again if I see it. Loving it.

I will get straight to the point for this. No long recap - this is a mediocre cart IMO. Fig Farms has some flowers I love - I don't love the terps in their carts. This one is LIGHT terps - clean taste, no burn. High is honestly not my favorite - get a dizzy head high followed by some body. I did notice this strain did not give me munchies. I would personally not buy again, but cannot say it's bad. It just is there.

Effect - 2.5/5
Taste: 2/5
Overall: 2.25/5
C tier

PSR, they call it on here. Heard some complain on a recent batch - that is a bummer. I got this two days ago, and it's as good as ever.

I never have done a proper review on this legend, but it's deserved.

Effect: Hit me, link a tank - hit me in the head nicely before a nice sedation on the back half. You get a true hybrid experience. Mood uplifting upfront - followed by the desire for a cat nap. 💤 - 5/5

Taste 👅: This is why it's a 1/1 and one of the 🐐 for me. Absolute mouth coat on the inhale and exhale. I took a nice hit on 2.2 last night - I was still tasting the gas out my nose minutes later. To the point where I needed to get it out a little. 😂. The flavor on this is a very deep, rich ⛽️/maybe a kiss of sweet/true gelato octane - 5/5

Overall - 5/5, S Tier. This batch does not let down for me. I'm sorry to hear some got the wrong PSR. My latest one had extra gelato ⛽️ and the classic Turtle Pie terps we love.