u/Ok_Assistant_3230

"Just because you have been happily married for 10 years doesn't mean he has.

That's really offensive.

Make sure you cook him dinner. All prisoners should be fed."

So hypothetically you have a girlfriend and she jokingly warn you if you happen to cheat your 'male' organ will malfunction ukiwa kwenye tendo la ndoa.

Again hypothetically, if it malfunctions, how soon should you ask her if she was serious about the warning?