Several beers into his 6-hour live stream, Matt offers his "sensual energy" to 70-year-old ladies in exchange for a vacation spot.

"Anybody just want to take me in for a week, like a puppy or something? I give good massages, if you're a lady. I've even made out with 70-year-old ladies, so if you're 70, and you live alone..."

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 6 days ago

Somebody's getting jealous over the Jesus Tent Revival...

He went to those first few revival meetings hoping they would anoint him as their leader, and ever since he didn't get the royal treatment, he's been sulkier. Now he's trying to gatekeep Jesus/revival/all of the stuff he wishes he could be known for.

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 7 days ago
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The AL West collectively lost 50-8 tonight.

The A’s lost to the Nationals 23-4.
The Rangers lost to the Braves  15-1.
The Mariners lost to the Giants 7-0.
The Astros lost to the Orioles 3-2.
The Angels lost to the Tigers 2-1.

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u/Ok_Boss7071 — 7 days ago

Stolen Inheritance, Phone Sabotage, and Branding Woes: A Morning in the Life of Matt Maddix

I guess that...

  1. That hefty check isn't coming through.
  2. Phone plans do still require nominal fees.
  3. It's a bad thing for others to have a similar mission, because it's actually more about your personal brand, not helping people.
u/Ok_Boss7071 — 7 days ago

Good sign that the trip actually happened

I saw this in this thread, where someone apparently messaged Brittani's mom, who mentioned being in contact with the person taking Brittani in. But whether Matt is trying to collect $100 to drive and "save her soul" already is another story... I could see Brittani doing a 180, especially if her friend suggested she get professional help.

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 17 days ago

The JonBenet thing started a whooole lot earlier than we realized...

I thought it would be interesting to see what Google results would be yielded from a search for both "JonBenet" and "Brittani Reese", and boy howdy, did I find things.

There are heaps of comments on various JonBenet Facebook pages, but buried in the threads of this Facebook reel, I found some real humdingers. I picked out some of the choicest ones and put them into a text doc for easier reading.

Most of the comments are from March 17-25, but Brittani says her big realization began on February 22nd.

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 21 days ago

Brittani plugging her upcoming autobiography on a JonBenet Facebook group page

The post was only up for a few hours before the moderators took it down—or maybe she did when she didn't quite get the reception she was hoping for?

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 23 days ago

Trying to find Matt's bonkers MLK Jr. claim

This was a few months ago—and I'm kicking myself for not getting a screen recording of it—but did anyone else see the Facebook livestream where Matt said that his dad performed some sort of "secret ritual" in their basement with Matt and his friends when they were little that "literally tranformed him (or them?) into Martin Luther King Jr." or something? Is there a Facebook page where I can find all of his old Facebook Live videos listed?

It's become my Roman Empire 😂

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u/Ok_Boss7071 — 24 days ago

Giving a campaign stump speech to absolutely no one and high as a kite

Another day, another fresh batch of disjointed videos: Matt is trying to deliver a presidential stump speech for his campaign, with his lighter and an American flag paper plate in tow, but he can’t even remember where he’s going with his address to the nation, courtesy of the gummies he used to prep with.

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 24 days ago

Matt's upcoming book isn't all that new

Is it a remake? A reboot? A sequel? Time will tell...

One thing is known, though: less Alpha and more 'Merica.

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 1 month ago