r/MattMaddixCalebMaddix

Several beers into his 6-hour live stream, Matt offers his "sensual energy" to 70-year-old ladies in exchange for a vacation spot.

"Anybody just want to take me in for a week, like a puppy or something? I give good massages, if you're a lady. I've even made out with 70-year-old ladies, so if you're 70, and you live alone..."

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 6 days ago

Stolen Inheritance, Phone Sabotage, and Branding Woes: A Morning in the Life of Matt Maddix

I guess that...

  1. That hefty check isn't coming through.
  2. Phone plans do still require nominal fees.
  3. It's a bad thing for others to have a similar mission, because it's actually more about your personal brand, not helping people.
u/Ok_Boss7071 — 7 days ago

Why can’t he leave the Bradley’s alone? And saying if a woman gives her body to another man he’s done? I hope these tweets and that phone call weren’t connected 🤮

u/DenverToCali — 7 days ago

Matt doesn’t have original thoughts.

I’ve had an epiphany about Matt’s posts. Reading them has always felt weirdly familiar, but I could never figure out why. His unhinged format wasn’t always his posting style, in fact, I remember it being different until maybe a year or two before Covid. Well today it hit me! Does anyone remember the Q an*n conspiracy posts from years ago on 4chan? (I censored it partly because the internet bans it in most places) I’ve attached two examples of those posts above. For those that don’t know, Q claimed to be a mysterious anonymous person who was working directly with president Trump to rid the world of all corruption and bring evil politicians and pedophiles to justice. If you compare Matt’s schizo posts to the Q posts, I think we can see exactly what format he’s copying!
Clearly our little friend crawled down the conspiracy sewer pipe and never crawled back out. I’d love to know what you guys think. 😆

u/Flat_Philosopher_615 — 6 days ago

Somebody's getting jealous over the Jesus Tent Revival...

He went to those first few revival meetings hoping they would anoint him as their leader, and ever since he didn't get the royal treatment, he's been sulkier. Now he's trying to gatekeep Jesus/revival/all of the stuff he wishes he could be known for.

u/Ok_Boss7071 — 7 days ago