Saw a funny video by a blasian guy called ryanalexh, he and another blasian met 2 waisians and they talked about their countries as if named after their mix, what would yours be like?
context:
Basically the blasians and waisians were talking about how things were in their respective lands, and the blasians said it was good but it cut to a tiger woods scandal, then the waisians said they were chillin.
Then the waisians had something going on with 2 chicks I didn’t know, who were doing something I can only assume was supposed to be scandalous like the tiger woods DUI example they used
so I wanted to expand on that and have a little fun with it
Mine would be the Blaxican Civilization state
National food: depends on which part of the country you’re in, probably plantains more south you go
Geographical location: Borders the mediterranean
Ambassadors: Trained mystics with ancient knowledge of the land and the first people, who doesn’t love magic tricks to nail down some trade deals right? Dinner and a show?
Scandals: Over fishing in the Mediterranean, and people showing up to work drunk because they are always partying and abusing Waymos
Security: The Blaxican alpha and omega units
alpha units are mostly mystics, the omegas are both, and our government gave them all super-serums so they can handle themselves in small numbers so we don’t have to overextend on the defense budget too much
National Holidays:
Unity week, basically everyone gives each other food, and goes to random houses where everyone’s door is open and you can sample food from anyone’s house you can get to, sort of like halloween
This week is subsidized by the government
Higher Omega Presence this day, just incase
Pax Mezcla: 4 day weekend for the people who immigrated to Blaxican state, their history is focused on for a day, and they cook their food of origin
Blaxicans also show up to their house with wine and ancient dishes, because those who immigrated are hosting most of this, the bulk of the supplies and food are tax write offs